How to Do Vegas On A Budget

From Blonde4everDoesVegas

How to Do Vegas On A Budget

1. Make it a really, really big budget.

2. Stay home and watch one of those awful Ocean's 576 movies.

3. Don't gamble, eat, or sleep.

4. Drive from L.A. to Salt Lake City and slow down slightly as you go through Vegas.

5. Bring lots of counterfeit money.

6. Arrive in town with no credit or debit cards--just a $5 bill. Don't even bring your ID.

7. Marry a drunk tourist and spend all his/her money. Divorce afterward, of course.

8. No transportation--just walk everywhere. You'll eventually pass out, which saves money.

9. Moonlight as a Fremont Street Experience performer. Tips are good.

10. Pretend you're Rain Man. Go to Caesars and stand by a blackjack table, staring and saying "queen, queen, queen" until they throw you out.

Lol.  Excellent tips!