Las Vegas bucket list

I am turning 40 on Thursday, hopefully nowhere close to dying. I am starting a somewhat "bucket list"; more like a list of things I would like to do before I am too old to do them. Any suggestions? For example, I would like to go to a nightclub (Pure, JET, etc.). Don't think I would be jumping to the front of the line with a walker, lol.

I DO NOT want to go to jail And I am already married, in Vegas, and renewed, in Vegas.

Tammi from N. Ga.

jumping off the stratosphere. it would kill me

wayne



but for me it would be taking one thousand dollar bills to the best strip joint in
vegas. but, again, that would kill me.....or my wife would

Wayne..................your Wife would!


My bucket list entails all those museum, (boring) things that I don't take time to do NOW.

Figure when I got one foot on a banana peel.........Thats the time to hit all the Art museums,
IP Auto museum, and Liberace & Elvis museums (if they surface again) etc.

Too many hotels............too little time..........

How about taking the pole dancing class? Find something that interests you and do it.

You'd have to book a year in advance, but fly to Vegas and then the next morning they will bring you to Lee's Ferry where you will spend a week white-water rafting down the Colorado through the entire Grand Canyon. I did this 14 years ago with a group of teachers and it was the experience of a lifetime. We went with Colorado River Rafters, but there are many companies that do this trip. You have to be able to ruff it, as there are no creature comforts on the trip.

Larry from Las Vegas, Nevada

Already thought of that one, but my husband suggested amateur night at the strip club, lol. I would do the pole dancing class.

Great ideas!


Tammi from N. Ga.

I agree with lhfried.
Raft the Grand Canyon
I waited too long for this one and now I greatly regret it.
Carol

Actually, it's never too late to raft the Colorado. On our trip with fellow teachers, my Principal and his wife who were in their sixties at the time also took the trip with us.

And now its the best time to do it. The way the water level in Lake Mead is going, shortly people will be hiking the Colorado instead of rafting!

Larry from Las Vegas, NV

Hit the Double Down Saloon for their early morning happy hour (2am - 10am). It's their version of a champagne brunch. For five bucks you get a shot of Ass Juice (don't ask), a can of Schlitz and a Slim Jim. Take that Sterling Brunch!

Good Luck!
Ric at Joes

This has gone around more than once and was sent to me earlier today.
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60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting..

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well -coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!