Las Vegas Sex Boutique Believes Dildo Thief is Hardened Criminal

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Las Vegas Sex Boutique Believes Dildo Thief is Hardened Criminal

Day hours, doors open, not an employee in sight.   Has to be an 'inside job' (as opposed to a ...well, ya know).

Who would buy it?  One of the hotels, for their Honeymoon Suite?  Yikes!

Why would he want a giant dildo when we already have one in Washington?

Oooh, sorry, political. I couldn't resist. My bad.*

*The thief could have wanted one that wasn't orange.

Hey, Kev, no worries.  This story just begs for all sorts of puns and jokes.   You held back!  LOL.  

Yes. Only a real prick would do something like this.

I'm thinking that it might have been intended to be used as a partial model for the upcoming 500-foot-high statue of Trump as Michaelangelo's David. There'll be plenty of metal available after all those Confederate statues are melted down.

It could also be used as the centerpiece at a Sheldon Adelson tribute banquet.

OK, I'll stop now.

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