I am looking so forward to my next trip. While we are waiting, lets have some laughs. Someone posted these puns in our break room and I couldn't stop laughing.
1) Two fish swim into a concrete wall. Once turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
2) A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florest across town throught the
competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggert, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
3) Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man this is so bad, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
4) There was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Feel free to add your own and make people laugh!
1) Two fish swim into a concrete wall. Once turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
2) A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florest across town throught the
competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggert, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
3) Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man this is so bad, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
4) There was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Feel free to add your own and make people laugh!
