MGM Resorts Sticks It to Players With Loyalty Club Changes

I wonder what the Orgasm Tier player's card would look like?  Maybe vibrate in your hand?  LOL.

Candy

Maybe they don't give an exotic gift of the month, but an erotic gift of the month?

I just got the list of all the wonderful changes to the mLife program.  Yep, bend over 'cause we gettin' ready to take a whoopin'.  Sons 'a bitches.

Brings back the moment years ago, an email from Harrah's with a similar announcement about the 'new and improved' benefits for Diamond Tier.  I was actually naive enough to think I'd be getting some additional perks.  Yeah, right.  What was the song....One step forward and two steps back? 

I don't know, but if that was the highest tier, maybe the lowest tier could be "Frigid" or "Impotent" (gender customization).

I am very much reminded of the scene in "1984" where the Party cuts the chocolate ration in half and "spontaneous demonstrations" break out thanking Big Brother for increasing it.

I also remember the Bally's sign saying that 6:5 blackjack was coming "by popular demand."

*WHAP* "Please, sir, may I have another?" *WHAP* Whatever you do, don't ask for more gruel.

I think you can count on that being seriously diddled with in the very near future.

Hello Mark.  We are again staying at Golden Gate.  We'll rent a Penthouse suite, and then a series of "Golden Gate Suites".  While only 4 guys will stay in the 2 BR Penthouse, it's large enough to comfortably hold our group of 15 for football watching, our first night cocktail/pizza party, and just general hanging out.  It'll be fully stocked with booze, beer, muchies, etc..  A buddy that drives in from Los Angeles mules this stuff.

The patio has a full sized grill (and a TV), and we will again stock the suite with top notch hot dogs and sausages from North Las Vegas' John Mule's Meats (of Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives fame).  The pre-cooked dogs are heated in the steamer (muled in also), while the uncooked sausages are cooked on the grill.

The family room has three flat screen TV's across one wall, making it great for football watching.  My Houston buddy brings his Fire Stick, allowing us to watch any game that we like on the largest TV.

We split all suite expenses 15 ways, which costs about $350 per guy.  The Penthouse or "Big Room", as we call it, is expensive at $2550 for the three nights.  Annual trip #39 doesn't happen until October 2022.

That player's card goes into a different type of slot.

I got the email, too.  The marketing-speak makes it sound ever so wonderful, but as you said, Candy, we know what's really going to happen.

MGM stands for "More, Gimme More."