We booked the fancy wraparound suite for two nights and the confirmation email said...
Dear Rice,
It is our pleasure to welcome you to The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas. Suffice it to say, we've gone to great lengths to make certain your stay is the single-most meaningful, memorable, and thoughtful visit you've ever had to our city. And if this just so happens to be your first trip to The Strip, you've made the right choice.
Whether you're joining us for business, or pleasure, we hope you find inspiration in each of the unique spaces we've created. Our restaurant collection is by all accounts the Strip's most intriguing, which should keep your palate plenty busy while you're here. Our three different pool experiences cater entirely to your mood, albeit completely relaxed, a bit racy, or just plain old thirsty. And our overall commitment to providing you with an individualized experience that is simply unforgettable, will hopefully leave you wanting nothing more than more of the same.
If there's anything you'd like us to handle, please don't hesitate to contact us. Alternatively, if we can be of any assistance whatsoever in making arrangements around Las Vegas, we're equally as happy to take care of it.
Gratefully,
The Staff
Reading that makes me feel like I'm being serviced!
I can't wait for May.
Dear Rice,
It is our pleasure to welcome you to The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas. Suffice it to say, we've gone to great lengths to make certain your stay is the single-most meaningful, memorable, and thoughtful visit you've ever had to our city. And if this just so happens to be your first trip to The Strip, you've made the right choice.
Whether you're joining us for business, or pleasure, we hope you find inspiration in each of the unique spaces we've created. Our restaurant collection is by all accounts the Strip's most intriguing, which should keep your palate plenty busy while you're here. Our three different pool experiences cater entirely to your mood, albeit completely relaxed, a bit racy, or just plain old thirsty. And our overall commitment to providing you with an individualized experience that is simply unforgettable, will hopefully leave you wanting nothing more than more of the same.
If there's anything you'd like us to handle, please don't hesitate to contact us. Alternatively, if we can be of any assistance whatsoever in making arrangements around Las Vegas, we're equally as happy to take care of it.
Gratefully,
The Staff
Reading that makes me feel like I'm being serviced!
I can't wait for May.