Trials and tribulations of a Vegas Limo Driver

I can just see them taking all the beverages when they get out of the car " Thanks Larry " as they exit.
" Sorry we can't tip you, we have no pockets to keep our $ in " Reminds me of some of the stories you told me and my buddy when we used your service in Dec.

Here's a video of your girlfriends, Larry -- https://www.lvrj.com/news/the-models-and-the-champ-139489358.html

Anytime we do corporate moves (for CES I was assigned to Hitachi and for MAGIC I drove around the MAGIC Executives) there is a 20% gratuity added on, so the clients know not to tip .......... and they don't. Besides, where would they keep their money in those bikinis?

Last night the venue was Pure, and today they're headed back to the airport.

Actually, besides being sponsored by Lexus, it's also sponsored by Pepsi, so we had a cooler of Pepsi products in each vehicle, but none were taken. Lee was alluding to a story I told him of six girls that got into my car at the airport and left with 20 beverages from the back of my Limo and all of my mints. I stock my limo with 4 Cokes, 4 Diet Cokes, 4 Sprites and eight Aquafinas. The beverages and mints that I have in my Limo I provide for the guests while they ride in my car, but I guess that these girls thought they could stock up for their entire stay so they cleared out the back of my Limo of everything consumable and gave me no tip.

As far as the cover girl being 18, all of the girls are relatively young ................... of course at my age Betty White is relatively young! While they look mature in the photos and on TV, when they get together in a car, they're still giggling teenagers.

P.S. They do have chaperones and security with them.

Larry from Las Vegas, NV

........... and THAT is even better than driving them around


Rick

I just assumed they were over 21.
Good thing its sponsored by Pepsi, and not Gallo.

Where do you bring a pack of teenagers in Vegas? Are they ALLOWED in Pure, and those places???

As far as tipping.........I think of the Queen.
Does anyone Ever see her Open those handbags? Ever? Nope.

Yes...I think in a Leslie Nielsen movie...or was it a SNL skit?

Wow Larry... I honestly do not know how you do it. Me and my wife Angela (we met last July when you drove us around for our honeymoon) are very jealous of your "lousy" assignment.

I'll be in town in 11 days, you gonna be around? You still have the same cell number?

Curt

Curt,

Still in town with the same cell. That's the great thing about being a Vegas Limo Driver (the best possible retirement job). I'm always doing something different like driving a wedding party, or convention executives, or people coming to the city for pleasure or some teenager who happens to be a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model. The best is when I drive "newbies". I love showing them the city and watching (listening when I'm driving) their expressions as they experience the town for the first time. It's like experiencing my first Vegas visit all over again through their excitement and awe.

Larry from Las Vegas, NV