What are your Vegas Commandments?

Thou shall not play anything on the strip except sigma horses at MGM.
Thou shall get the steak special at Ellis Island.
Thou shall not walk to the Western after dark from Freemont St.
Thou shall do at least two coupon runs while visiting.
Thou shall listen atleast to one session of "Safe Sax" on Freemont St.
Thou shall take advantage of the Boyd's 200 point free buffett days.
Thou shall play atleast one old school quarter VP machine at California, East Cannery, or Jerry's Nugget.
Thou shall take advantage of point multiplyer days at various locations.
Thou shall play in atleast one cheap poker tournament such as the 6:00 PM Poker Palace tournament.
Thou shall eat atleast one junk food such as a slots of fun hot dog or fried twinkie downtown.

3. When you see someone taking a group picture, offer to take it for them so they can all be in the picture.

Mrs. Russgrad believes in this one. One of our best pictures in Vegas came when someone snapped our picture in front of Wynn. When we asked her if she'd like us to take her picture, she said that she doesn't carry a camera, she takes other folks pictures for them so they can all be in the photo. Been trying to return the favor ever since.

1. Shower EVERY day.
2. Never ever turn off the TV.
3. If you have to fart wait until your friends are around, or at least until getting into an elevator.
4. Never hold the 4th card to the flush when the other 3 cards are to the royal...'cause you came here to win!
5. When denied a comp always continue to ask for a comp then be happy when you get one.
6. Tip your cocktailer. $1 for every drink; at least $.50 for a water; and at least $5 for that extra round of shots.
7. Celebrate wins, big and small.
8. Don’t leave a man behind in the casino. Unless it’s Hanley.
9. Be surprised every time your scratch ticket is $2.
10. When the timeshare guy approaches you, say “I’m leaving today” no matter what day or time it is.
11. If you hit a Royal, buy breakfast.