You know your getting old when....

When you have to keep explaining, yes they are real.

(Referring to your teeth)


Any others?

You know that your getting old when you start to reply to a post with a pithy remark then forget what you are writing about (such as now)

I have jeans and some shoes as old as the kids starting work at our company...

You know you're old when they ask you at the airport if this is your "final destination" and they are not kidding or when they ask you at the hotel if you are checking out, and you've just arrived!

Old Larry from Las Vegas, NV

When you go to Wegmans and buy beer and the young college age check out clerk apologizes that they have to ask for ID. Like it’s so apparent that I am not even close to being underage, ever!
Happens to me every time!

You know your getting old if your teeth are like the stars, ................................. they come out at night.


Rick

You know that you are getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to see the menu, and then take them off to see the waitress, and by then forgot what you intended to order.

We like to think of it as recently mature,

Paul and Sonya from Iowa

You know you are getting old when you realize that you have been working at the same trade longer than your co workers have been alive.

I stopped by an ATM to pickup some walking around money. My 25yo son said "that's old school" when I ask him what was old school, he said "cash"

Listing to an AM radio financial adviser (who's advice I would never take), he told how to check his Facebook and Twitter, he then said "if your old school, my website is still up".

A couple of years ago a young hotshot racer was turning 25 during the Monte Carlo Grand Prix weekend. A reporter ask him if he was going to party in that glamorous city. He said "no, I going to bed early, I can't party all night then drive a race-car down narrow streets anymore.

A million years ago Howard Cosell was interviewing an 18yo gymnast who had just won the World Championship. 70yo Howard ask the kid "by the time the Olympics come around in two years you'll be over the hill, what are you going to do with the rest of your life"

When you read the back of any food product to see how many calories are in it.