Oh, okay, massah. Well, smarter people than me have written academic papers on this very topic, and it might be useful for you to read one before shooting off your piehole. Here's a 9-pager from the astrophysics department at Cornell:
https://www.astro.cornell.edu/pdfs/orionnews/Two-envelope_Paradox.pdf
I've already mentioned most of the salient points that they talk about, but there's more detail and logic there.