The first of what I'm sure wiil be many JJ tributes

To be sung by Jeff "Gordon Lightfoot" Jones, to the tune of "Sundown"



I can see him scribblin’ equations in his dark sports coat,
But he’s goin’ down Friday, and I’m not the kind to gloat

Fezz-ik you better take care
or I’ll take a razor to that ridiculous hair

Fezz-ik you better take care
or I’ll spray your head with a can of Nair

I didn’t pick this fight it just came to me
That’s what happens when you buy buffets for John Kelly

Fezz-ik you can’t win this race
Change the name of the board to Jeff Jones’ Place

Fezz-ik you’re gonna be toast,
They’ll hear it on KDWN.com from coast to coast

I can picture every move that you’re gonna make
Only ‘dogs of three and half and more, you will take

Fezz-ik you better take care
The Stardust Invitational crown I’m gonna wear

I can see you making picks in your faded jeans
But I’ll be cashing winners while all you’ve got are leans

Fezz-ik I think it’s a shame
Doc Mike’s in my corner, for you that’s the end of the game

Fezz-ik you better take care
Pick a favorite for once, consider it a dare

Fezz-ik you better take care,
Cutter told me his advice, he will share

Sometimes I think it’s a sin
I’m entered in a contest that Big Al can win

Great stuff, great stuff.

We're verging on man-bites-dog territory around here tonight. You can't make it up.

Jon In Oakland,

Dang...

I was thinking maybe a haiku. Perhaps a few sonnets.

But an entire song? I am moved.....

JJ, per your request, two Haiku. (Two Haikus? Two Haiki? Two Haikees?)

Jeff joins the contest
Big Al's computer backfires
Root prepares offer

The line gets posted
Olympic sees the future
Jeff is the new Duke

Check, check.

Is this forum free again? Guess so. When did this happen?

I like "Two Haikees" the best...LOL

10-4

I have no clue,,,about time