NBA no doubt will do everything to get OKC beat Memphis

NBA no doubt will do everything to get OKC beat Memphis NBA needs the LAL/OKC matchup for BIG ratings. OKC and Memphis both small markets, but OKC is a good ratings story. Memphis is good for BBQs only. OK what to do? Memphis clinches late Friday night! "Let's send em to OKCity for the EARLY game SUNDAY!". "I LIKE IT. MAkE sure the boys with the whistles are ready". ........No player has ever left the Memphis Firm alive after the 1st round. 0-12 in previous NBA playoff games. That beats the heck out of any actuarial parity tables I have ever seen" "Their caught in a trap. They can't get out Cause the NBA loves the ratings too much baby........."
We all heard how Memphis tanked games to play SAS cause they matched up so well against SAS. The Griz was 4-0 ATS in the regular season, and went 5-1 ATS in the playoffs against the Spurs. Against the Thunder the Griz went 3-1 SU/ATS in the regular season... 3 times playing with no rest. Thunder had rest 3 times, never having less rest than the Griz. I don't think OKC had Perkins in any of the matchups... Hopefully a good series to watch... Rt now in the extermely scientific sportsNation poll, 2:1 are picking the Thunder to advance
[QUOTE=Fezzik;42275]OKC is a good ratings story. Memphis is good for BBQs only. [/QUOTE] Rule #1, "always be aware of [B]The Good Story.[/B]"
David stern loves rendez vous bbq I hear....

Interesting Concept but I heard that Memphis will be using Voodoo Dolls for this series. And that seems more believable...
[QUOTE=Fezzik;42275]NBA needs the LAL/OKC matchup for BIG ratings. OKC and Memphis both small markets, but OKC is a good ratings story. \[/QUOTE] Ah I was wondering why the Knicks and Clippers are in the finals every year and the Spurs never came close.
Tell it to Sacramento......... KOBE AND SHAQ both fouled AGAIN.
Long ago, there was a Lakers vs Kings game where I needed the Kings, ML + series. Back then, I had a "pirated" beeper, they don't work now. Kings by 2 with a few seconds left, but I'm at the movies with wifey - now ex wifey. I figure at worst, OT. The game goes final, so I must have won, right? NO, Horry gets that rebound and LA wins by one point (3 pointer), in regulation. I could have shit right there - and now I need to watch the end of a lousy Sunday matinee movie. When it comes to these games (any game), shit happens, and I don't need to tell you guys that. Not sure how relevant my post is, but at this time of night, it just felt right. I agree, the NBA does seem like WWF, at least sometimes. They don't fix it, but they seem to put the right team in a position to win. Hope Fez knows the "script."
I remember that game Rebound to Floppy Divac, but he is off balanced..........unclear if he can corral it. Many choices: 1. Just let the ball go to the floor.........very likely the clock runs out in a scrum 2. Contest the rebound, and likely it gets batted around and the clock runs out 3. Grab the rebound and win the game 4. Grab the rebound and kick the ball into the 19th row and get hit with a technical foul, and win the game by 1 not 2. 5. BAT the ball to Mr. Clutch to allow him to hit a 3 to beat you.
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