City gods of Seattle and KC place curse on Fez causing losing week I'm hearing from reputable sources that the city gods of Seattle and Kansas City disdained that their hometown teams were not made as selections by Fezzik this weekend sought out a witch doctor to place a curse on his selections for this weekend and cause him and his followers a day of hell in their bets.
The city god of Seattle felt that his team qualified as a "crappy" team and actually insisted they were "very crappy". The city god pointed out the line had risen from the opener and nobody had bet his team as of yet that he was aware. Cowherd said Atlanta would roll them. Atlanta is also a very long flight from Seattle. The city god had lobbied Fezzik to make Seattle at least a 3 star but would have lived with a 2 star at +6
The city god of Kansas City felt his team qualified as a "crappy" team and actually insisted they were at least "very crappy" and had even said wanted consideration as the "crappiest". The city god pointed out the line had risen from 1 to the key number of 3 and wasn't aware of anyone who had actually bet on them. Wasn't aware of Cowherd's opinion but wanted to also make the added point that Minnesota was itself a "crappy" team. The city god also pointed out that they hadn't won even a pre season game all year and a few of their key guys were injured and had the added bonus of even adding the city god felt KC has a "crappy" QB. I hear they lobbied for this one to be 4 stars but would have lived with 3 stars at +3.
They were so upset these city gods they wanted revenge for Fezzik not making them selections. It was only a one day curse as Fezzik promised to consider them for future selections as all agreed despite their success they still qualify as "crappy".
