I declare Imperial the dirtiest hotel around.

I have stayed at over 23 casinos in vegas and I have now declared Imperial the dirtiest!!! After checking in and heading to my room in tower 5. The wrong room number was on my receipt, it was actually the room number she wrote on the front of the sleeve of the keys. So when I got off two different floors i couldnt believe how nasty the hallway carpets were. It looked like it hasn't been shampooed since 1984. The elevators were best described to me by a lady as " I have to shower everytime i am in one of these" Its like they dont care about cleaning anything in that place. The room was average, carpet was wore and the balcony door fell off the track. i just have to say WOW!!!

You must have gotten one of the upgraded high roller suites. Lucky you.
There's a reason you can basically stay there for free. And that's ok with me. It's good to have an option like that right in the middle of the action.
Years ago, when I stayed there with my wife, I decided to go out on the balcony. As I closed the sliding glass door, the handle broke off, and the door locked. Had I been there solo, I would've been f--ked. Locked out on the balcony, with my cellphone in the room, and on a very high floor, I probably would have had to kick the window in.

The plumbing also sucked. The toilet didn't want to flush, and by the time you were done showering, you were standing in water half way up to your knees. Then there was the bed. The mattress was so worn out, you could feel the springs.

The location may be nice, but the property sucks.

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Originally posted by: yo eleven
Years ago, when I stayed there with my wife, I decided to go out on the balcony. As I closed the sliding glass door, the handle broke off, and the door locked. Had I been there solo, I would've been f--ked. Locked out on the balcony, with my cellphone in the room, and on a very high floor, I probably would have had to kick the window in.

The plumbing also sucked. The toilet didn't want to flush, and by the time you were done showering, you were standing in water half way up to your knees. Then there was the bed. The mattress was so worn out, you could feel the springs.

The location may be nice, but the property sucks.


OMG Yo eleven, I am ROTFLMAO. I am sorry, but the handle breaking off and getting locked out is just way too funny. I am literally crying I'm laughing so hard. Glad to know your wife was with you!
First time my ex and I went to Vegas on the cheap we stayed at IP, the room was gross.

Later on, after figuring out the comp game, I booked a suite for a friend and it was decent. I really think it depends on the room and what your expectations are.

I'd never stay there because I can get comped rooms at nicer places, but I honestly didn't think that suite was all that bad.
Yo 11.....I am visualizing your sitiuation in a scene from "Hangover 3" (in the future) with something like that happening. You may want to contacty the wirters..that stuff is toooo funny. Glad ur wife was there.

Hopefully in "hangover 3" the wife is out shoppin......or back in Cali!
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Originally posted by: yo eleven
Years ago, when I stayed there with my wife, I decided to go out on the balcony. As I closed the sliding glass door, the handle broke off, and the door locked. Had I been there solo, I would've been f--ked. Locked out on the balcony, with my cellphone in the room, and on a very high floor, I probably would have had to kick the window in.

The plumbing also sucked. The toilet didn't want to flush, and by the time you were done showering, you were standing in water half way up to your knees. Then there was the bed. The mattress was so worn out, you could feel the springs.

The location may be nice, but the property sucks.


OMG Yo eleven, I am ROTFLMAO. I am sorry, but the handle breaking off and getting locked out is just way too funny. I am literally crying I'm laughing so hard. Glad to know your wife was with you!


I was laughing, not at the original post, but to this reaction to it. The original post really isn't that funny, but the reaction certainly make me chuckle.
Yeah, I guess the rooms are a mess. But...

1) They still comp cocktails in the sports book for just a $2 race bet,
2) Said cocktails are strong and frequently served,
3) IP boasts a very action-y poker room, and
4) do you really get that much sleep in Vegas anyway?
plus there's the luv tub. Is there no personal experience in one of those puppies worth reporting. (I travel solo about 95% of the time). Good luck in or out of the tub
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