I've always wondered and wished somebody would detail exactly what happens when a big jackpot like that is hit.
- Somewhere in life I've been told if I hit real big like that I should FIRST call my financial advisor, money manager, etc. (as if I had any of those types, LOL), before agreeing/signing on the tax lines.
- If that is true, do the guys in suits who show up with the paperwork and check give me time to discuss this with said financial advisors, as in "Buddy, should I take the whole thing right now, or the yearly payments, or whatever?" Or "Should I let them tax it right now?" Assumming I could get Buddy on the phone right then and he has my financial portfolio (another LOL) at hand, can discuss my plans for the money. I'm thinking this would be a discussion of some detail; will the suits stand by while Buddy and I discuss this and come to a decision?
- Will they offer to give me a bit of the jackpot in cash--see, this could be the problem as regards tipping. I sign the form, they give me the check. Will I have enough to tip somebody a decent amount so they won't snicker about me in the break room, put me on the list of cheapskates with Michael Jordan (if that story is even true)? Or will they count me out a few thousand in cash to distribute around, keep playing, etc.
- A recent $444+K royal flush in diamonds Progressive was hit at a tribal casino table in my state, with each of the other players getting a $5000 envy bonus. I'll assume there was paperwork for each of those as well as the big winner. I wasn't there, but it could have been me. Tables there are $10, sometimes $5. The Progressive would have cost $5 to play. But I digress.
On the other hand, maybe I'm glad I wasn't there. I'd appreciate the 5K, though.
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