If I qualified for 7* status, I'd be up someone's @ss until they got me my card! I'd be like, "I gambled enough with your company to achieve this status, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!"
You know, squeaky wheel and all! =)