First of all, I have forsworn air travel for all time. If I go to Hawaii, it'll be on a boat. I'm tired of getting ripped off. But for the rest of you, I have a very Vegas solution:
Pack a bunch of clothes you don't want but still fit--Goodwill material--into a cardboard box. Include underwear and such. Send the box via UPS Slow Boat to China or whatever the cheap cheap cheapest option is, and make the delivery option "will call," addressed to you, of course.
Fly on Alarmingly Discounted Airlines, where the captain winds up the engines with a giant key before takeoff and releases a chicken from the cockpit to determine windspeed and the seats were designed by Nazi torturers. Pack your toiletries in a "personal item" bag. Take a sedative that will wear off just as you're landing.
When you reach Vegas (if the timing's right), you can divert your taxi or OOber by the local UPS office. There are several choices to send it to, including one right near the airport. Grab your box of bum duds.
At hotel check-in, you'll be standing there with a cardboard box and a big smile. Wear each item of clothing in turn as your vacation days go by and then throw it in the trash. Preserve your original clothing for the flight home.
You'll feel like you look like some kind of drunken bum, but as you walk around, it'll dawn on you that you're still better dressed than most of the people around you. And if you have the need to get gussied up, you can switch back to the clothes you wore on the plane.