Breaking in a Casino Husband/AC
…was a series of negotiations.
I wanted to be sure of picking the time to leave AC so John got to pick the time we started out.
He picked 8am on the Sunday which was “Spring Forward” Sunday. Now, I am a morning person but this seemed insane to me, the rooms won’t even be ready.
Sigh.
We made good time. I find out on the way down,. John wanted to play in the WSOP satellite at Caesars.
As I freaked out with him using his Google phone whilst driving- I spent a good 30/45 minutes learning out to work it.
By the time I was done, my eyes hurt and we were half way there.
Its way cool—Googled poker tourneys, widen the listings touch a phone number and it calls it.
Turns out, it’s a Ladies Tourney—we didn’t know until the next day that men are allowed to play…(then why is it call that?!?)
He also forgot toothbrush and toothpaste and commented the hotel would give him some. I asked him if he wanted to bet on that. He did- he said anything. I don’t know him enough to have bad blood and take his moneyso I refused but I was willing to bet a hundred.
Vinny Towtruck swears to me twice John's a good guy.
So sure enough,
@ 10:30am, our rooms at Trump Plaza were not ready for another 3 hours but Bigfus called and she was 5 minutes out--- John was all turned around following me thru TP Caesars, Wild West Bally’s and The Ridge but I drilled into him “I am staying at TP” in case he got lost.
He would say it like Rainman/lol
I found him the Bally’s poker room and he registered for a 1PM tourney.
Bigfus found us at dime Super Bonus Blue quads and we glittered up.
John looks like a rapper or a thug.
Thug Chic I call it.
Leather jacket, black crisp spiked hair, Latino coloring, sunglasses (I mean come on really?!?) thick silver chain w/ reared up stallion (I ask, is that a unicorn..? ) and a … for lack of a better word; a bodyguard demeanor.
takes all kinds.. so it's him and a bunch old fragile old day bus ladies...lol
Kip was there to relax and have fun. We had some cherry picking to do.
I have only gone to Costco w/ John say 3 or 4 times. I know him from my neighborhood home group of A.A. so I got him his own room pulling in some favors w/ my Host at Trump.
Stu of StuMerrian called, he was close. I baled on Bigfus. Left her to play those bonus machines to smoke at dollar Poker while John went upstairs to play cards.
She did a Hail Mary pass and collected even after getting aces w/ a kicker for 4,000 nickels and joined us.
Finally, we 3 were all together and settled into a nice aisle where Stu could do no wrong; dealt full houses 7 or more times playing .50 cents JOB.
I left to see if I won something at the RC center he took over my machine and got 3 quads in 5 minutes. I won $26.00 w/ the promotion.
Kip and I found some penny machines, My dollar pull netted me $120.00 on Jumping Jalapeno’s. I gave it all back waiting for a bonus round. At 3pm, Stu had to leave but we walked him to his car as he has a ticket for Showboat he gave me to use.. bye Stu. Love you.
I always love to play with him, he’s good, fun people.
Bigfus and I hit the DL, just as we got seated John called- he went out 8th place amongst 48, he was happy he played well.
Food was chicken and pasta w/ a creamy sauce, tomatoe soup, veggies. We made some roast beef sandwiches w/ mayo w/ 3 cappuccinos each and virgin Miami Vices…soft serve ice cream/caramel syrup and warm giant oatmeal cookies. Mmm. John tipped $10.00 asking where Chase bank is.
My answer? --Brooklyn.
Kip explains about ATM’s and service charges- and yes… I mentioned this in the prior week-that, and cigarettes are 14-17.00 here/ bring all you need and extra and PS I don’t share.
He wrote back: Really?
Really, It’s a pet peeve.
Walked down to Resorts, cherry picked a $10.00 FP to make $25.00- walked to SB- lost on Stu’s rewards, added some of my own. Lost. Back to Kip’s car to get the coffeemaker for me (Thanks!) walked to TP, got my room while She walked John to his car to house said coffeemaker and get John to TP’s front desk and show him his room (Mama needed a break).
Since I had been losing, I wanted to change my panties and found I only had brought one new pair (!?!??) --so not like me. I quickly washed and rinsed out the one’s I had been wearing to dry for the next day—John stood on the ledge of my Ocean view window- I had a magnificent view! Sunrise was gonna be sweet.
John brought dress clothes for the evening (shoot me now). He wanted to “check out the clubs” (OMG) but forgot a toothbrush and paste
I had extra. Kip asked why I had extra—I travel w/ Barry, my gay husband and boys often forget the common things. He did ask about toothpaste at the front desk. Bigfus was with him- he was shocked they didn’t provide-- I teased him he must be thinking of prison, not a hotel.
Later he told me I was right and he blushed but you couldn’t tell. Guess “we” must remain cool and chill at all times.
Oh! and i returned Kips lime green water bottle i found after she'd left last month to her...
We special glittered ourselves in an impromptu Glitter Ceremony, hitting T.P.—John went to Caesars Poker room.
I leave some See’s chocolates for Cathy, my TP host w/ a thank you card.
I tanked my $20.00 FP and Stu’s $15.00 FP on nickel 10-play Ultimate X.
Phooey.
Bigfus went off to tackle her FP.
Ul. X. wouldn’t (thankfully) take my hundred.
I moved to the empty STP’s—odd.
I hit quad 4’s right away texted Bigfus- she replied “More!” so I hit quad 3’s
Yay!
Then I hit Aces (whoohoo!) and a dealt straight w/ 3 X STP but didn’t want to give it back and Bally’s still had 7X RC’s so texted her if she wanted to go back there—she said “coming over where R U?”
“STP!”
“Where’s that?” OMG Forgot she’s directionally challenged.
“By bathrooms along wall”
I was losing some of my wins but as she came by I pulled dealt quad queens. Cashed out $444.75.
Actually walked her to her car as time was fleeting.
Speaking of..
we had plans to see the Comedy show at Borgata later. I thought John would flip over that place so wanted to go there an hour early but John was fighting me- he was winning at Caesars poker room so I gave him 20 more minutes and he pulled the “one more hand bit” while I stood there. (grrr)
I don’t have children for a reason…
He did cash out $200.00 ahead.
And we’re walking. And we’re walking….. to the car.
Oh dear- it’s dark and I have to direct him- er, um..follow a jitney. He’s calm and cool and I didn’t make one mistake but I was a little freaked out as I never pay attention as I am always the passenger and it’s been a long-ass day already.
He was not impressed w/ the Borgata Poker Room nor the place which surprised me. I had bought a $40.00 TITO off Bigfus earlier so used it in a penny 50 Dolphins- turned into $90.00.
The show was crowded- 2 were great, one was good- they were all older comedians – comfortable relaxed pros.
John was hungry and it’s 11pm (11PM!!!) I asked what he wanted to eat.
He said “a steak”
Sigh.
Not here.
We park at TP,
I dragged him to Café Roma @ Caesars but it’s closed—there is a tiny bar near there on that floor and see people eating. Hamburger were $12.00
He orders a bacon cheeseburger w/ fries and onion rings.
The food never, never comes- I’m dead/ it’s a past midnight. When the food comes the burger is ice cold. I eat mine. He gets up to confront the waiter. I mean he actually took his plate and walked to find the waiter.
Oh dear.
I was going to pay for this w/ comp dollars but I throw $15.00 down and tell him I have to go to bed and I leave….
But once I walked to TP and saw LOTR’s I played another 20 minutes.
Got to my room at 1am
Bath was amazing, deep tub, plenty of hot water- ahhh my back. Bed was after 2am- ugh.
Up at 7-ish, the brew room coffee at TP was fantastic—and big cups! Very happy here- sunrise was amazing, blazing sun and I could see the moon too.
Watch the new about Japan from 8-9 while relaxing, charging phone and organizing
John had said he might run on the Boardwalk in the morning.
I tanked at a few games- VP, LOTR, Singleline JP, STP, lost $200.00 here and there until found a dolphins game- hit for $159.00. Yay! That was a line pay- didn’t even get a bonus round- Love me some Dolphins! I had several texts from john …”R U up?” but I can’t tell when they come in. He wanted breakfast.
I tell him we must talk and co-ordinate as check out is noon. He thought it was 6pm.
Duh, why?
He didn’t know, he just thought-
Sigh.
so at 11:35 we lug the stuff to the car. I have 2 passes to the Chairman Lounge which opens at noon.
He doesn’t want to wait.
You don’t want to wait 25 minutes?
Dude, it’ll take 25 minutes to go elsewhere- He thinks he can go to the corner outside and get a coffee and bagel.
Dude, coffee was in your room. And what corner? You mean out THERE? ....OUTSIDE?
He played poker last night, met a girl- she came to his room to use his charger, her battery was low. Turns out she left at 7am.
Wow and ick…guess whatever floats your boat. She was 24 years old and beautiful/did I want to see a trophy photo on his phone.
Er, um no thank you…
I want to smoke a cigarette and play a slot machine for 10 minutes. He doesn’t want to wait and says never wants to play a slot machine ever again.
He ain’t happy but acquiesces. I sit near the back at 2 coin dollar Quick Hit’s machine. He goes to find a waitress. He brings me back coffee w/ sugar and milk. Thanks but no thanks
I take it black w/ Splenda. We argue about if it’s the thought that counts.
This isn’t going well…
He puts money into the machine next to me and loses. I hit 25 and 25 again. He tells me I doubled, cash out before I lose it. I want to finish my cigarette first, there’s 5 more minutes and it’s not your money.
He gets up to play a machine behind me. I hit bar/10X bar for $308.00 and ticket out.
We are first in line at Chairman Lounge but he expected eggs and breakfast. I say sorry but its noon. Real good hot pizza, salads, good veggies- asparagus, crisp green beans, crab salad, fried fish and a ton of deserts.
Their cappuccino machine is broken. He remembers to say thank you.
I should have let him go “outside “ for a bagel…
I show him the Bally’s poker room again/..and the4 ATM again.
He signed up for a 1pm tourney.. This is where he found out the WSOP was ladies in name only.- too bad. I didn’t know either. I don’t know poker.
Turned right around heading for Caesars but tanked on my dime Ul. X. upstairs and downstairs so I switched to STP, moving around, built it up to see it all go away…. Played some penny slots in Wild West.
Lose $40.00.
Decide to walk to Resorts for my FP caling John.
He got knocked out and he’s walking in circles- John, If you want a walk I’m passing Bally’s in 3 minutes, join me. He does--- he wants to stop and shop in those T-shirt stores. I stand. I am patent . Music is playing, he asks if I want to dance which is how we end up tangoing down the Boardwalk—he drags in into an Arcade and claps like he’s 9 years old- pats a seat for me, puts in money and I am playing a large screen playing Dael or No Deal—we win twice and all theses ticket come out. He stops a nice couple at the counter, handing them the tickets and they are happy because whatever they wanted to get, they didn’t win enough—I do not know how Arcades work---
At Resorts I play 2 hands of dollar bonus, cashing at $20.00. John plays 2 coins, doubling his money. We walk back- ready almost to leave…..
I tell him there are deal or no deal slot machine. He say: where?
Crap.
I leave him at Bally’s playing nickel DOND- showing him where I’ll be (Blue quad Super Bonus) He comes to me in 3 hands- (He turned 20.00 into $47.50) Yay!
I got 3 quads telling John I would let him chose where we ate if I got another- Kings let him choose.
Asked for today’s Menu at Caesars DL—it was a no deal from john.
We drive to Whitehouse Subs and each split a white tuna and Philly cheese steak.
Yum.
He needs to buy cigarettes- the girl smoked his.
It’s a learning curve, isn’t it?
Getting home took 90 minutes and we discussed our communication and pet peeves. We both had them.
He really wants to go down there again w/ me.
Honestly it had its pluses and minuses—getting home but 6pm instead of 9pm on a school night is sweet.
I came home w/ $1,040.00
I took $1,100.00 so it was a break even w/ 7X Sundays RCs.
We ate 4 times (sort of)
Newbies can be exhausting but it’s nice having my own bodyguard. John commented every time he saw me play a machine he saw me win but honestly he doesn’t know a VP machine from Mr. Cashman..lol.
Your humble reporter;
Noahcat
…was a series of negotiations.
I wanted to be sure of picking the time to leave AC so John got to pick the time we started out.
He picked 8am on the Sunday which was “Spring Forward” Sunday. Now, I am a morning person but this seemed insane to me, the rooms won’t even be ready.
Sigh.
We made good time. I find out on the way down,. John wanted to play in the WSOP satellite at Caesars.
As I freaked out with him using his Google phone whilst driving- I spent a good 30/45 minutes learning out to work it.
By the time I was done, my eyes hurt and we were half way there.
Its way cool—Googled poker tourneys, widen the listings touch a phone number and it calls it.
Turns out, it’s a Ladies Tourney—we didn’t know until the next day that men are allowed to play…(then why is it call that?!?)
He also forgot toothbrush and toothpaste and commented the hotel would give him some. I asked him if he wanted to bet on that. He did- he said anything. I don’t know him enough to have bad blood and take his moneyso I refused but I was willing to bet a hundred.
Vinny Towtruck swears to me twice John's a good guy.
So sure enough,
@ 10:30am, our rooms at Trump Plaza were not ready for another 3 hours but Bigfus called and she was 5 minutes out--- John was all turned around following me thru TP Caesars, Wild West Bally’s and The Ridge but I drilled into him “I am staying at TP” in case he got lost.
He would say it like Rainman/lol
I found him the Bally’s poker room and he registered for a 1PM tourney.
Bigfus found us at dime Super Bonus Blue quads and we glittered up.
John looks like a rapper or a thug.
Thug Chic I call it.
Leather jacket, black crisp spiked hair, Latino coloring, sunglasses (I mean come on really?!?) thick silver chain w/ reared up stallion (I ask, is that a unicorn..? ) and a … for lack of a better word; a bodyguard demeanor.
takes all kinds.. so it's him and a bunch old fragile old day bus ladies...lol
Kip was there to relax and have fun. We had some cherry picking to do.
I have only gone to Costco w/ John say 3 or 4 times. I know him from my neighborhood home group of A.A. so I got him his own room pulling in some favors w/ my Host at Trump.
Stu of StuMerrian called, he was close. I baled on Bigfus. Left her to play those bonus machines to smoke at dollar Poker while John went upstairs to play cards.
She did a Hail Mary pass and collected even after getting aces w/ a kicker for 4,000 nickels and joined us.
Finally, we 3 were all together and settled into a nice aisle where Stu could do no wrong; dealt full houses 7 or more times playing .50 cents JOB.
I left to see if I won something at the RC center he took over my machine and got 3 quads in 5 minutes. I won $26.00 w/ the promotion.
Kip and I found some penny machines, My dollar pull netted me $120.00 on Jumping Jalapeno’s. I gave it all back waiting for a bonus round. At 3pm, Stu had to leave but we walked him to his car as he has a ticket for Showboat he gave me to use.. bye Stu. Love you.
I always love to play with him, he’s good, fun people.
Bigfus and I hit the DL, just as we got seated John called- he went out 8th place amongst 48, he was happy he played well.
Food was chicken and pasta w/ a creamy sauce, tomatoe soup, veggies. We made some roast beef sandwiches w/ mayo w/ 3 cappuccinos each and virgin Miami Vices…soft serve ice cream/caramel syrup and warm giant oatmeal cookies. Mmm. John tipped $10.00 asking where Chase bank is.
My answer? --Brooklyn.
Kip explains about ATM’s and service charges- and yes… I mentioned this in the prior week-that, and cigarettes are 14-17.00 here/ bring all you need and extra and PS I don’t share.
He wrote back: Really?
Really, It’s a pet peeve.
Walked down to Resorts, cherry picked a $10.00 FP to make $25.00- walked to SB- lost on Stu’s rewards, added some of my own. Lost. Back to Kip’s car to get the coffeemaker for me (Thanks!) walked to TP, got my room while She walked John to his car to house said coffeemaker and get John to TP’s front desk and show him his room (Mama needed a break).
Since I had been losing, I wanted to change my panties and found I only had brought one new pair (!?!??) --so not like me. I quickly washed and rinsed out the one’s I had been wearing to dry for the next day—John stood on the ledge of my Ocean view window- I had a magnificent view! Sunrise was gonna be sweet.
John brought dress clothes for the evening (shoot me now). He wanted to “check out the clubs” (OMG) but forgot a toothbrush and paste
I had extra. Kip asked why I had extra—I travel w/ Barry, my gay husband and boys often forget the common things. He did ask about toothpaste at the front desk. Bigfus was with him- he was shocked they didn’t provide-- I teased him he must be thinking of prison, not a hotel.
Later he told me I was right and he blushed but you couldn’t tell. Guess “we” must remain cool and chill at all times.
Oh! and i returned Kips lime green water bottle i found after she'd left last month to her...
We special glittered ourselves in an impromptu Glitter Ceremony, hitting T.P.—John went to Caesars Poker room.
I leave some See’s chocolates for Cathy, my TP host w/ a thank you card.
I tanked my $20.00 FP and Stu’s $15.00 FP on nickel 10-play Ultimate X.
Phooey.
Bigfus went off to tackle her FP.
Ul. X. wouldn’t (thankfully) take my hundred.
I moved to the empty STP’s—odd.
I hit quad 4’s right away texted Bigfus- she replied “More!” so I hit quad 3’s
Yay!
Then I hit Aces (whoohoo!) and a dealt straight w/ 3 X STP but didn’t want to give it back and Bally’s still had 7X RC’s so texted her if she wanted to go back there—she said “coming over where R U?”
“STP!”
“Where’s that?” OMG Forgot she’s directionally challenged.
“By bathrooms along wall”
I was losing some of my wins but as she came by I pulled dealt quad queens. Cashed out $444.75.
Actually walked her to her car as time was fleeting.
Speaking of..
we had plans to see the Comedy show at Borgata later. I thought John would flip over that place so wanted to go there an hour early but John was fighting me- he was winning at Caesars poker room so I gave him 20 more minutes and he pulled the “one more hand bit” while I stood there. (grrr)
I don’t have children for a reason…
He did cash out $200.00 ahead.
And we’re walking. And we’re walking….. to the car.
Oh dear- it’s dark and I have to direct him- er, um..follow a jitney. He’s calm and cool and I didn’t make one mistake but I was a little freaked out as I never pay attention as I am always the passenger and it’s been a long-ass day already.
He was not impressed w/ the Borgata Poker Room nor the place which surprised me. I had bought a $40.00 TITO off Bigfus earlier so used it in a penny 50 Dolphins- turned into $90.00.
The show was crowded- 2 were great, one was good- they were all older comedians – comfortable relaxed pros.
John was hungry and it’s 11pm (11PM!!!) I asked what he wanted to eat.
He said “a steak”
Sigh.
Not here.
We park at TP,
I dragged him to Café Roma @ Caesars but it’s closed—there is a tiny bar near there on that floor and see people eating. Hamburger were $12.00
He orders a bacon cheeseburger w/ fries and onion rings.
The food never, never comes- I’m dead/ it’s a past midnight. When the food comes the burger is ice cold. I eat mine. He gets up to confront the waiter. I mean he actually took his plate and walked to find the waiter.
Oh dear.
I was going to pay for this w/ comp dollars but I throw $15.00 down and tell him I have to go to bed and I leave….
But once I walked to TP and saw LOTR’s I played another 20 minutes.
Got to my room at 1am
Bath was amazing, deep tub, plenty of hot water- ahhh my back. Bed was after 2am- ugh.
Up at 7-ish, the brew room coffee at TP was fantastic—and big cups! Very happy here- sunrise was amazing, blazing sun and I could see the moon too.
Watch the new about Japan from 8-9 while relaxing, charging phone and organizing
John had said he might run on the Boardwalk in the morning.
I tanked at a few games- VP, LOTR, Singleline JP, STP, lost $200.00 here and there until found a dolphins game- hit for $159.00. Yay! That was a line pay- didn’t even get a bonus round- Love me some Dolphins! I had several texts from john …”R U up?” but I can’t tell when they come in. He wanted breakfast.
I tell him we must talk and co-ordinate as check out is noon. He thought it was 6pm.
Duh, why?
He didn’t know, he just thought-
Sigh.
so at 11:35 we lug the stuff to the car. I have 2 passes to the Chairman Lounge which opens at noon.
He doesn’t want to wait.
You don’t want to wait 25 minutes?
Dude, it’ll take 25 minutes to go elsewhere- He thinks he can go to the corner outside and get a coffee and bagel.
Dude, coffee was in your room. And what corner? You mean out THERE? ....OUTSIDE?
He played poker last night, met a girl- she came to his room to use his charger, her battery was low. Turns out she left at 7am.
Wow and ick…guess whatever floats your boat. She was 24 years old and beautiful/did I want to see a trophy photo on his phone.
Er, um no thank you…
I want to smoke a cigarette and play a slot machine for 10 minutes. He doesn’t want to wait and says never wants to play a slot machine ever again.
He ain’t happy but acquiesces. I sit near the back at 2 coin dollar Quick Hit’s machine. He goes to find a waitress. He brings me back coffee w/ sugar and milk. Thanks but no thanks
I take it black w/ Splenda. We argue about if it’s the thought that counts.
This isn’t going well…
He puts money into the machine next to me and loses. I hit 25 and 25 again. He tells me I doubled, cash out before I lose it. I want to finish my cigarette first, there’s 5 more minutes and it’s not your money.
He gets up to play a machine behind me. I hit bar/10X bar for $308.00 and ticket out.
We are first in line at Chairman Lounge but he expected eggs and breakfast. I say sorry but its noon. Real good hot pizza, salads, good veggies- asparagus, crisp green beans, crab salad, fried fish and a ton of deserts.
Their cappuccino machine is broken. He remembers to say thank you.
I should have let him go “outside “ for a bagel…
I show him the Bally’s poker room again/..and the4 ATM again.
He signed up for a 1pm tourney.. This is where he found out the WSOP was ladies in name only.- too bad. I didn’t know either. I don’t know poker.
Turned right around heading for Caesars but tanked on my dime Ul. X. upstairs and downstairs so I switched to STP, moving around, built it up to see it all go away…. Played some penny slots in Wild West.
Lose $40.00.
Decide to walk to Resorts for my FP caling John.
He got knocked out and he’s walking in circles- John, If you want a walk I’m passing Bally’s in 3 minutes, join me. He does--- he wants to stop and shop in those T-shirt stores. I stand. I am patent . Music is playing, he asks if I want to dance which is how we end up tangoing down the Boardwalk—he drags in into an Arcade and claps like he’s 9 years old- pats a seat for me, puts in money and I am playing a large screen playing Dael or No Deal—we win twice and all theses ticket come out. He stops a nice couple at the counter, handing them the tickets and they are happy because whatever they wanted to get, they didn’t win enough—I do not know how Arcades work---
At Resorts I play 2 hands of dollar bonus, cashing at $20.00. John plays 2 coins, doubling his money. We walk back- ready almost to leave…..
I tell him there are deal or no deal slot machine. He say: where?
Crap.
I leave him at Bally’s playing nickel DOND- showing him where I’ll be (Blue quad Super Bonus) He comes to me in 3 hands- (He turned 20.00 into $47.50) Yay!
I got 3 quads telling John I would let him chose where we ate if I got another- Kings let him choose.
Asked for today’s Menu at Caesars DL—it was a no deal from john.
We drive to Whitehouse Subs and each split a white tuna and Philly cheese steak.
Yum.
He needs to buy cigarettes- the girl smoked his.
It’s a learning curve, isn’t it?
Getting home took 90 minutes and we discussed our communication and pet peeves. We both had them.
He really wants to go down there again w/ me.
Honestly it had its pluses and minuses—getting home but 6pm instead of 9pm on a school night is sweet.
I came home w/ $1,040.00
I took $1,100.00 so it was a break even w/ 7X Sundays RCs.
We ate 4 times (sort of)
Newbies can be exhausting but it’s nice having my own bodyguard. John commented every time he saw me play a machine he saw me win but honestly he doesn’t know a VP machine from Mr. Cashman..lol.
Your humble reporter;
Noahcat
