This (combined with your earlier report) seems to constitute a compelling argument for staying the hell off the Strip. Downtown, you got better service, prices were lower, you had multiple casino and food options within a few blocks--an easy walk to everywhere--and the gambling was better.
Downtown, with Circa and the new fancy-ass food and entertainment venues, has put on airs a bit and is no longer the fantastic bargain destination it used to be, but it's still the best option for visitors (the best values are at the outlying "locals'" properties (as always), but you can't visit those places without a car). So if you want to be able to visit multiple properties and have varied experiences, downtown is the ticket. Especially since this time of year, if you're in a given casino on the Strip and you think of visiting another casino, it's a surprisingly long walk, and you go outside, and the sun hits you like a hammer between the eyes.
Is the D still as %^&^%$% noisy as ever? That's been a deal-breaker for me; I can't stand to be inside the place for more than a minute. Also, Stadium Swim doesn't look attractive to me at all, and someone told me there's music and announcements blaring and videos playing all the time. Seems the exact opposite of relaxing to me.
I still like the Four Queens; its prime years were about fifty years ago, but hey, that's true of most of their customers. They still have good deals, decent gambling, and half of the rooms are bargains (half are horrible and would be overpriced if they were free, due to proximity to the FSE). Magnolia's still serves up classic Vegas coffee shop fare.
I have a brilliant workaround of my own for the TSA bottleneck: I don't fly. The last straw was a year or so ago, when I flew to avoid what would have been a 10-hour drive. Well, with all the inevitable slowdowns, having to get there early to fade the TSA lines, waiting to check/retrieve baggage, ground transportation, blah blah blah, my trip, door-to-door, took: 11 hours. And I still had to rent a car. No mas!
(Interesting that TSA charges extra to do the same job they should be doing for everybody.)
Anyway, thanks for the TRs and I'm glad you had fun!