Chasing Jackpots: My 2012 LV trip

Barely 24 hours removed from the Strip and my head is spinning. What better time to write this all down!?
Arrived Sunday, late afternoon. It was barely 3 hours flying time from Chicago. Checked in for 4 nights at the Excalibur...and the issues began.
There were no washcloths in the room, a torn sheet on the bed and the bedspread felt as if it was made out of paper towels. The worst was yet to come.
Started out early Monday and walked to Bill's for the shuttle to the Gold Coast and Orleans. That shuttle is one of the best bargains, even after tipping the driver.
I'd hoped to play at least some blackjack but with few exceptions, either the table limits were too high for my budget or, the rules were unacceptable and unplayable. When I did find a table downtown the next day, the dealer must've been doing this since 1937 because it took him about 20 minutes to deal two cards.
On almost all previous trips, I've won something on the slots of significance but not this time. I try to be a realist about this. I wouldn't expect $4,000 but $400 would've been great, especially playing max credits. I regret that now but who knew every machine would be almost empty!?
Headed downtown on Tuesday and got to just about every casino. Met up with LVA members Marcia, Walt and David, aka RecVPPlayer. It would turn out to be the best part of my trip.
I'm so grateful to David for all his help and advice, especially at virtual blackjack. The time went so fast, can't believe we sat there for two hours. He urged me to think about staying downtown on my next visit and I'm starting to feel there's a lot of merit to that.
Despite the bad luck with my $$, I did win $21 on the free play coupon at El Cortez. It happened so fast, I wasn't sure I'd be able to cash out but I did.
After leaving the bus on the way back, I decided to walk back to the Excalibur from the Mirage. It felt more like the Bataan Death March and I wouldn't be alive were it not for those men selling bottled water.
On Wednesday, after breakfast, I came back to my room to see the message light flashing. Instantly I thought the worst, perhaps a family emergency. But no, it was some silly advertisement from the hotel about one of their shows.
I was livid. It's so wrong to do something like that. I suppose they assume everyone carries a cellphone but not everyone does and I don't. On checking out, I spoke to a woman in charge about it. She didn't seem to think anything was wrong with it and though she apologized, she didn't say it wouldn't happen again. Okay, if they won't stop it, then do this - have two buttons on the phone, red and green.
Green is an ad message, red is a personal message.
Wednesday I took the bus down to the Riviera and walked back toward the Excalibur...yes I didn't learn from the day before but it was at least 25 degrees cooler, just right and I took my time, stopping off at all places along the way. Still no luck, not at TI, Venetian, Palazzo, WYNN. I saw how this trip was going. And what should've been a forewarning was so many of the jackpots seemed so small.
$25 is great, if you're playing 5 cents at a time. But it's not acceptable if max credits are $3. If $100 lasted 10 minutes, it was the exception, not the rule.
6:5 tables were just everywhere and I can't believe people can't do the math and see what a bad deal that is.
Wednesday, on my last night, I met up with a couple friends for dinner. I was able to use a coupon at the Fiesta, one free buffet and then got another discount on the slot card. So it was only $17 total for the 3 of us, great deal. Won $6 on the free play there.
Driving me back to the Excalibur, my friend's husband somehow missed a red light and went through it. I don't want to think about the disaster that could've been. Suddenly, everything I'd lost in the casinos seemed inconsequential. I suppose if there was any time to have good luck, that was it!
As it turned out, I took $1,500. $1,200 for gambling and the rest for food, transportation, tips, etc. Spent it all, kept winnings separate, what there was and returned with $650.
Now if my head will only stop pounding.

Tim
Every mid and major hotel has a Manager-of-the-Day or Manager-On-Duty (MOD) If I walked into a room as you described, I'd have demanded he (she) come up to the room and ask if this is how their rooms are supposed to be and to do something about it. That is inexcusable. Rooms are supposed to be inspected by the house cleaning supervisor before their released to guests.

Walking in Vegas really is a great way to get exercise and enjoy the sights.

Thanks for the report!
Thanks for the report.Short and sweet.Enjoyed the read.
Tim, Thanks for writing. Returning with $650 wouldn't have been a bad trip in my view, assuming the trip was otherwise great. I always HOPE to kick butt when I'm in Vegas but I know the odds aren't good that I will. At the end of the day, if I can bring some of my bankroll back (I wouldn't be unhappy about bringing back half of what I plan to take in August though I'm shooting for bringing back 10x as much! LOL) I'd be cool with that if I had a good time. What sucks is not getting much play for your money as the entertainment value is limited. Doesn't help that you had a sucky room situation. Sorry to hear about that as it was such a buzz kill for the trip. I would have said something too but you live and learn.

Thanks again for writing. I learn as much, if not more, from "mixed" Vegas experiences than I do where everything -- including luck -- seems to go right even though those are clearly the best trips.

Thanks so much for including all of us in your TR! While you didn't win, and not good hits at all, you did bring back a chunk of bankroll and sometimes THAT in itself is a win.

Sounds like you really enjoyed the meet, and spent quite a bit of time downtown. Seems like that would be a good place for you to stay and save all the travel back/forth time.

Your room complaints are legit, what sloppy housekeeping! I laugh when I read some trip reports that wail about rooms that are "a bit dark" or they found some dust under the bed, but you had significant concerns and they should have been addressed. Vacation is all about being stress-free, this issue sure doesn't meet that criteria.

Hope you bleed Vegas dry on your next trip!
diane
Wow, Not a good trip Tim. Except for the Mem. Meet..........I hope you can take another trip real soon,
and listen to Rec & stay downtown.
That sounds like the way to go for you.........and ditch Excal at the opposite end of the strip!
Tim,
Thanks for taking time to do a trip report. hope your head has stopped pounding. You aren't alone when it comes to cellphone. I have one and it's rarely turned on and rarely used. Sad to think you can't get away from advertisements on phone. Hope your next Vegas trip report tells of winnings and clean hotel room!
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Originally posted by: Tim Murtaugh

There were no washcloths in the room, a torn sheet on the bed and the bedspread felt as if it was made out of paper towels. The worst was yet to come.

I'd hoped to play at least some blackjack but with few exceptions, either the table limits were too high for my budget or, the rules were unacceptable and unplayable. When I did find a table downtown the next day, the dealer must've been doing this since 1937 because it took him about 20 minutes to deal two cards.

On almost all previous trips, I've won something on the slots of significance but not this time. I try to be a realist about this. I wouldn't expect $4,000 but $400 would've been great, especially playing max credits. I regret that now but who knew every machine would be almost empty!?

Headed downtown on Tuesday and got to just about every casino. Met up with LVA members Marcia, Walt and David, aka RecVPPlayer. It would turn out to be the best part of my trip.
I'm so grateful to David for all his help and advice, especially at virtual blackjack. The time went so fast, can't believe we sat there for two hours. He urged me to think about staying downtown on my next visit and I'm starting to feel there's a lot of merit to that.
Despite the bad luck with my $$, I did win $21 on the free play coupon at El Cortez. It happened so fast, I wasn't sure I'd be able to cash out but I did.
After leaving the bus on the way back, I decided to walk back to the Excalibur from the Mirage. It felt more like the Bataan Death March and I wouldn't be alive were it not for those men selling bottled water.
On Wednesday, after breakfast, I came back to my room to see the message light flashing. Instantly I thought the worst, perhaps a family emergency. But no, it was some silly advertisement from the hotel about one of their shows.
I was livid. It's so wrong to do something like that. I suppose they assume everyone carries a cellphone but not everyone does and I don't. On checking out, I spoke to a woman in charge about it. She didn't seem to think anything was wrong with it and though she apologized, she didn't say it wouldn't happen again. Okay, if they won't stop it, then do this - have two buttons on the phone, red and green.
Green is an ad message, red is a personal message.

Still no luck, not at TI, Venetian, Palazzo, WYNN. I saw how this trip was going. And what should've been a forewarning was so many of the jackpots seemed so small.
$25 is great, if you're playing 5 cents at a time. But it's not acceptable if max credits are $3. If $100 lasted 10 minutes, it was the exception, not the rule.
6:5 tables were just everywhere and I can't believe people can't do the math and see what a bad deal that is.

As it turned out, I took $1,500. $1,200 for gambling and the rest for food, transportation, tips, etc. Spent it all, kept winnings separate, what there was and returned with $650.
Now if my head will only stop pounding.

Tim

Hi Tim,

Thanks for your report! And sorry to read about the issues that you had with your room at Excalibur! That's just sad!

And yes, it was great meeting up with you once again and I'm happy that you found this part of your trip to be the best! I'm happy that I could help you and I hope that you now understand that I'm not trying to be a buzz kill but just to point out that for at least what you are looking for in Slot returns and decent enough Blackjack play, I think that Downtown LV is really the best for you! Why waste any more time and money on Strip places when Downtown has better stuff and where it can take less action ($) to get stuff out of the casinos?

As for Freeplay (at least at El Cortez), the second that the exact amount of Freeplay has been played through the machine, then whatever is left can immediately be cashed out!

And yes, it is very important to keep very well hydrated while in LV -- most especially during the Summertime!

As for me and my gaming, all I can say is that I just really couldn't get anything going throughout my visit and I pretty much had a fairly steady draining of my money! But it could have been worse!

Take care!

RecVPPlayer
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