Cosmo, M, Mirage ETC

Hit Vegas on May 19-22 for fun and excitement at the new Cosmopolitan! So we thought. Let me preface my report before I begin. I am an RFL/RFB player at the Mirage and other MGM casinos but I mostly stay at the Mirage. I am very well taken care of and it always feels like home when I arrive. All of that said, on New Year's Eve, we visited the newly opened Cosmopolitan and fell in love. The casino was exciting, the craps dealers were great, and we found out that the rooms had balconies overlooking the Bellagio fountains!!! What more could you ask for? I have a crew of between 10 and 30 people that goes to Vegas about 3 times a year, so I told all of them that the Cosmo was the new place to be. We couldn't wait.

This trip, we had 13 people all arriving at different times. We were given 6 rooms comped up front and would gamble for anything extra. I should have known what was going to happen before I left, but I am an exteme optomist and didn't let anything deter my Vegas thoughts. Nothing was catostrophic, but it all came down to customer service.

We arrived at McCarren expecting a limo for 4 of us. When I got to the bottom of the escalator, I did not see my name on any of fhe Cosmo welcome signs. I had put in a request 2 months prior and called back a week before my flight to check on the pickup. The VIP attendant that I talked to the week before said that nothing was in the system, but booked the limo during our phone call. When arrived with nobody waiting for us, I became concerned with the whole trip. I asked another limo driver if I was on the list and he called his dispatch. He was not very convincing, but said that the driver was running a little late. 30 minutes later, our driver showed up. She was wonderful and after a trip to IN and OUT burger in the limo, all was forgotten.

We arrived at the Cosmo and were escorted to VIP check in. If you have not been in the Cosmo or the VIP check in, it is absolutely beautiful!!! Everything about the place is very well done....except the customer service. My friend and I were in the VIP check in for over 10 minutes without anyone even acknowleging our existance. They could have at least said that they would be with us shortly, but not a peep. After check in we went up to our room. Room 6295. This was an upgraded room in the East tower. The room was beautiful and the balcony was amazing!! I watched the Bellagio fountains about 20 times during the 4 days that I was there. After freshening up, my wife and I went down to the casino. This next screw up was kind of big. I asked for a maker for $2,000 and the dealer slid over my chips at the craps table. After winning a few bets and havin two rollers seven out, I looked down at my chips and realized that I only had $350 left. I had only been there 10 minutes and only been through two rollers. I knew something was wrong. I finally figured out that the dealer shorted me $1.000 on my initial buy in and asked the pitboss to check his cameras to verify. Sure enough, after 10-15 minutes, the casino admitted that they had shorted me and gave me the other $1.000. I am glad that I had not been drinking at this time, b/c I would have never figured out what went wrong. The pitboss appologized but the dealer that screwed me never did. This same dealer also paid $120 to another player (and not my friend) and refused to admit to his mistake. Fortunately, the player did not pick up the $120 and it finally went to the rightful owner after about 10 minutes. I dropped about $1500 here after all was said and done.

After a few hours of gambling, we went to the M to eat dinner at Veloce. WHAT A VIEW!!! The food was excellent, the service was excellent and we had a great time. If you ever get a chance to eat there, jump on it. We ate right at dusk and you can see the entire Vegas Valley and strip from the 16th floor. As hot as the meal was, the casino was COLD to me. I dropped another $1600 after dinner and went back to the Cosmo with my tail between my legs. I love to visit the M b/c my host from the Mirage moved out there. I just would like to come out on top one of these times. That night, back in the room, we noticed that it was a little loud, but thought that it was just because we had the balcony door opened. We were wrong. In the East tower, you can hear the night club music pound on the walls until 4 am. We were on the 62nd floor and could still make out the words to the songs.

Next day we went to a Vegas wedding down at the Shalimar wedding chapel at the Howard Johnson's. It was wonderful. I had never been to a Vegas wedding and this was perfect. We went to get a cab and ended up walking down the seedy part of the strip to find anything. Cab, bus, horseback??? We ended up getting on a double decker all the way back to the Cosmo. It has been about 10 years since I had been on the bus and lets say that it may be 10 more before I get on again. I hit the BJ table after I got back and won about $800 for my first win at the Cosmo. I ended up winnig a few hundeed more that day before going next door to the Elvis show at ARIA. If you haven't been to the show, I recommend it. It was very enlightening on his life and history and the music was great. Craps at ARIA rocked and I was getting close to getting back to even for the trip. Back to the Cosmo for more club music until 4 am. Boy, I was getting tired of this.

Next day I dropped $1200 at the BJ table early and became tired of losing at the Cosmo and went back to the Mirage. I immediately dropped another $1000 right away at the BJ tables. I put on my big boy panties and headed over to the craps table. For the next 4 hours, I won over $3,000 with the dice being in my favor for once on the trip. This still didn't get me back to even, but I felt like a champion at this point. As we walked back to the Cosmo, we stopped in at O'Sheas just to chalk it up to experience. We played a BJ table that allowed you to bet that the dealer was going to be you. If you had seen my cards this weekend, you would have bet this bet with me. I colored up after an hour with a $30 win. It is definately not a game that you are going to win, but it was a fun change of pace. Back to the Cosmo and club music until 4 am without paying a cover charge.

The next day was checkout day and I was greeted with the same NON customer service at VIP as the day I arrived. At least the limo was on time to take us back to the airport. Looking back at the Cosmo, I would have to have a huge upfront offer to stay there again, and I would stay in the west tower. The food at every restaurant was excellent, the decor is awesome, but I run an extremely high customer service based business that I cannot put up with mediocrity. Over all I was down about $1700 and I never once saw a jackpot on ANY slot machine or video poker machine at the Cosmo. Next visit is back to the Mirage and Jimmy Buffett in October!!! I can't wait to go back to my home away from home!! Thanks for listening. Joey in San Anotnio
Thanks for the report and the heads-up about the East tower; hope you had a good time overall
Thanks for sharing. You play a lot higher than I do, so it's always good to hear from the other 95%. Your comments on Cosmo are duly noted.
thanks for taking the time to write your accounts.
I agree that customer service can make or break a vacation- at a place such as Cosmo, there IS no excuses.
Shame on them
may I ask where Jimmy Buffet is playing and when-- one night only I'll guess.
cool- never seen him live but I am a fan.
thank you in advance

Hey, you guys sound like fun! What a good trip report. You didn't let the problems stop you from having a great trip. Congrats. We feel like the Mirage is home to us too, but it was still good for you to try a new place.
--Joe
Good action. Thanks for the East vs West Tower info- planning a stay at Cosmo fairly soon. I hope you win big in October.
Noahcat, Jimmy Buffet plays at the MGM on October 15 and 22. He is awesome in concert. The Flamingo shuts down the alley next to Margaritaville for a free all day party with a Jimmy Buffett cover band during the day of fhe show. Everyone seems to meander down to the MGM from there at 7pm. It is always a fun weekend. I hope you get the chance to go. Take care. Joey
Thanks for the dates Joey,
when I walk the Strip I duck into Margaritaville to sing whatever's playin' and walk slowly thru the bar

how cool is that they close off the street/alley?!?
Parrotheads unite!!
Enjoyed the report. It's certainly surprising considering most people have been reporting that the customer sevice has been so good. If I'm right it sounded like your problems were with the VIP registration. Perhaps a letter to the head honcho would be helpful. I'm also a little surprised by the comp rooms and limo. Your betting didn't seem to warrant those kind of comps. I can only assume that the size of bets were quite large.

Thanks for the west tower info. These ultra clubs make SO much money that there is no way they're going to change that.

Looking forward to your next adventure. W
Wasn't it the Cherry nightclub at RR, that had LOUD jungle/headbanging music til 4 am,
and LOUD for everyone attempting to Sleep on the Pool side.......... and now they're Closed down.
I say, Yay.

Ridiculously LOUD nightclub music .........ISN'T........going to help your Hotel business.





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