Funny TSA crap

Last week (or so) we did freebie flight trip to Biloxi/Beau Rivage. (thank you MGM).
Good room, good food, dollar Royal 30 minutes before departure time (thank you God).

New slot machine to keep me entertained...Dragons Rising.

Anyway, Sun Country check in counter at home airport, no line, boarding passes ready.

Didn't notice until we got upstairs in the security line...my NAME was MISSPELLED on the boarding pass! One letter, but it turns it into a different first name.

Oh no! Will this cause problems? What to do?
Go back down to Sun Country counter for a correction?
Proactively point out the mistake to the TSA checker? See my DL photo, it is really me!

HELL NO, says husband, so I said nothing.
TSA examined DL and boarding pass closely as they do, "thanks, ma'am, have a good trip." Whew!

Proceeded through the body scanner thinking all was right with the world.

Wrong.

Husband had decided, for the first time in his life, to carry on a small piece of luggage, mainly for our many medicines. (Getting old is so fun...each birthday, more pills.)

Of course, this is a non-stop flight, but even then, luggage can go astray.

He has NEVER carried on, other than his laptop. I didn't think to check what he had in it.

We put our stuff in the plastic bins, his laptop and shoes and his little carry-on.
We and they all pass through the scanners.

He is sitting down putting his shoes back on when I notice he left the little bag behind.
(Habits...he is usually only worrying about his shoes, belt, and laptop.)

I hurry back to get it, see the bag (it made it throught the scanner).
I reach...

But...oh, no, you can never JUST go back. Big TSA guy has me in his sights, leaps over and grabs the bag before I do.

"Is this your bag?" Yes, it is my husband's, over there, putting his shoes on.

"Sorry, but I have to go through it. One of you has to stay here" (across a counter from him). OK. I stay.

TSA guy takes everything out. Our multiple plastic pill organizers.
Then, a big bottle of Miralax. Oh no! TSA scans it, luckily Miralax is in powder form.
It passes.

Husband has come over by now. "What's wrong?" Now TSA pulls out two cans:
- shave cream
- something to ward off foot fungus.

Both cans are the same size, but, "this one (foot fungus fighter) is OK, but this one (the shave cream) has to go unless you want to go back down and put it in your checked luggage."

I know this drill, have had hair spray confiscated, I say OK, keep it, sorry, thank you.

Husband is steamed, want's an explanation, I kick him (dummy) drag him off "let's go, we can buy you some shave cream."

Big TSA guy giving "the TSA smirk" wanting so badly to say "Yeah, fella, if you want an explanation, I'll be happy to take you in the back and explain it all to you, and by the way, forget about making this flight."

We move on, husband complaining all the way.

Anyway, just kinda funny that my boarding pass with a wrong name made it past TSA eagle eye, the shave cream made it through the scanner, and had we not had to GO BACK, all would have been right with the world.

Truthfully, I get that somebody walking back to the area where our personal items are coming through could steal a bag or purse, but the TSA guy didn't ask to see our ID or boarding passes, just worried about something exceeding the ounce limit.

I feel so safe.

BTW, the return boarding pass from Biloxi airport had my name spelled correctly.
Cute story. Congrats on the royal. Thanks for sharing.
What fun! I hate everything about flying nowadays and haven't bothered for quite a few years now. I don't know how they think we're safer now, they fail time and time again!

Congrats on the last minute royal! They're always fun, but last minute like that are such a bankroll saver!
Oh I can just picture my husband doing the same thing. Getting all riled up over a can of shave cream. I know it's the principle, but not worth possibly missing the flight to me either. We too have a bag with many medications and as you said more each year. My husband has to carry his in the original container so he lugs this giant bottle of his glucosamine tablets, I can't get him to just take a couple of weeks worth in a smaller container.
Congrats on the Royal!

Congrats on the Royal, I see myself in your husband, some TSA people are a pain. Thanks for the report.
Danged shaving cream. Shoulda been arrested!
I get tired of hearing people bitch about the TSA. They are there to keep us safe but they are human. If you follow the rules and do what you are told you are likely to have no difficulty. Personally I want them to be as picky as necessary to keep me and my family safe.
fingerstim - I agree completely - the majority of the complainers are those who always "find" something to complain about. Most of them are liberals.
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Originally posted by: drmilled
fingerstim - I agree completely - the majority of the complainers are those who always "find" something to complain about. Most of them are liberals.


You are so funny!

Actually, you and the very most righteous fingerstim totally miss the point in my TSA saga. Irony, not complaint. Did I not say it was "Funny" stuff?

You just have to laugh at things sometimes. Humor is better for the soul than angst.

Some readers were entertained and GOT me, so mission accomplished.

I've never decided whether I am "a liberal" or "a conservative."
I don't cling to either ideology, and I don't label people, especially when I don't know them at all.

O2bnVegas - I was not talking specifically about you. My statement was meant for, as I said, those who always complain. If I have insulted you, I apologize.
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