New Norman AC Trip #1

Great trip report.

I'm beginning to get the feeling the casinos are starting to crack down on the tricks. Checking ID's in the parking garage. Now on the low denom cash back... not a got portent for things to come...
You know, I've often wondered with how to calculate the optimal Man-to-Noahcat ratio.
I started thinking about this when I was a casino husband in training. If you count supporting characters (like Ken) and masseuse, I was thinking the optimal ratio might be in the neighborhood of 7 to 1. The funny thing, it's not as if she's high maintenance. I should work on some formula...
Thinking 7-1 is high.
I bill myself as "high maintance yet SELF-maintained"

It also helps that I delight in the small/simple things.

P.S. It was hard not to hand my TITO change to NN and I was surprised he has no interest in reading SEE PAYS in the machine next to mine- I.E. I became aware he couldn't help me explain why it won and what to look for-- that's all YOU!

Meanwhile I left maybe .30 cents worth of nickels on the dresser as we were leaving (Not the maids tip.she got 3 bills) and he commented you're leaving that?! that's money."
God bless him/ he took it
It was too much weight for me but I wasn't ready to explain that.
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