STUNGAZED's SUMMER TRIP REPORT JUNE 13 - JULY 13, 2016 (VERY LONG)

Trip Report
June 13 – July 13, 2016

Welcome to the Summer 2016 trip report. This trip will be one of the longest trips ever coming in at 30 nights. As always, Dee will be with me as we pound away at the machines, meet with friends, eat and explore. The cousins will also be joining us for a week too. There will be plenty of action this time around so let's get going!

Day 1
Monday June 13, 2016
Well today is the day we head back out to Las Vegas. Originally we weren't going to leave until tomorrow but I found some really low fares on Delta leaving from our local airport, Stewart. The only bad thing was it is a late afternoon flight. So to make up for the late departure, we're leaving a day early (like we need it on a month long trip).

We had the morning at home to finish up getting ready for the trip. We left here around 2:30pm. I took Dee up to the airport and then drove back down the hill to where I work to park my car and then walked back up to the terminal (about a mile). Flying out of Stewart so close to home is super convenient. I don't have to rent cars or stay in hotels and we're therein 10 minutes!

Normally fares from this airport are too high but for this trip I was able to get a one way flight out with Delta for just $152 per person. This is a super saver fare and you don't get your seats until you check in. We checked in at home yesterday and just had to check the suitcase to day and pay the lame baggage fee of $25. This went well and we were off to security. That's the other great thing about this airport. Security never takes more than a few minutes.

We got to the gate and waited for boarding to begin. This is a small puddle jumper type plane so boarding goes quickly. We are in seats 13E and 13F. This is flight 3750 scheduled to depart at 5:25pm and arrived in Detroit at 7:06pm. Before we left the captain came on the PA and said the flight would take 1:20.

We left on time and the flight was pretty good for a small plane. Very little turbulence. Before long we were making our initial approach into Detroit. This is not only my first time to this airport but it's also my first time ever being in Michigan.

Once we landed we took what seemed like the longest taxi ever at an airport. Once Dee's headed directly to the next gate to catch our connection. Of course I had to hoof it from Terminal C to Terminal first by going ¼ mile to the tunnel that goes under the tarmac then of course our gate was all of the way at the end of the terminal which had to be 45 miles. OK, that isn't true but it was effing far.

Boarding here took a little longer since this is a full sized plane. When we got there boarding already started before we got there. This time we had seats 40F & 41F. We were front & back this time, the drawback of these super saver fares on Delta. This is flight 1917 scheduled to depart at 7:59pm and arrive in Las Vegas at 9:19pm. We are told before take off that the flight would take 4 hours and we'd be landing at 9:30 pm. Even though we've already flown part way this flight in just over 4 hours and will be a treat compared to the 5-5 ½ it usually is on the non – stops. The flight was bumpy at times and I passed most of the time by playing games on my tablet, watching free entertainment and napping. Dee did the same.

We landed on time and taxied for a while to the gate. We had to wait for Dee's wheelchair to come up before we got off the plane. Once we did the first stop was to baggage claim. Of course our carousel was at the far end of the room. The bag was out when we got there.

The next stop was the shuttle to the rental car facility. For some reason the rental car rates for this trip have been very high going all of the way back to winter. I check the rates daily, sometimes more than once and they have remained high for the last 5 months. Since everything was high and we could use the extra space, especially when the cousins arrive I booked a full sized SUV (Tahoe or similar) from Alamo for a base rate of $850/month. I also have a discount code and a coupon that took $110 off. The real killer is the taxes on the car though that add up to almost 50% extra. The biggest part of that is the absurd daily facility charge.

Since we were arriving late I was worried there wouldn't be a decent SUV left. I ended up getting a Chevy Tahoe with almost 16000 miles on it. It was in great condition. I gave it a once over and loaded our stuff into it and we were on our way. The only hang up here was the long lines and lazy/slow workers at the exit gates.

We left the car facility and the next stop was to the Tropicana. Out of the blue I got a mail offer from them based on what I think is my limited play at the M. They recently combined slot clubs at both properties and appear to have done some cross marketing. This offer is good for 3 nights, $120 free play, 2 tickets to Raiding the Rock Vault or the Laugh Factory and $80 per day in food credits.

When we arrived checking in was really quick because it was so late. We were given room 532 in the Paradise tower. This is a handicap accessible room with 2 queen beds, a nightstand, dresser, flat screen TV, work desk,arm chair w/ ottoman and a side table. The bathroom has a tub, toilet and vanity with safety bars all around. It has a view of the airport and partial pool view.

We threw our things into the room and then went to the food court to get a quick bite to eat because it's the only thing open. They were running a very limited menu because they were deep cleaning the kitchen. Considering this is the only place to eat after midnight, I found it to be unacceptable. We both had a turkey sandwich, chips and a drink . We also got some fruit and yogurt to go since we had $80 to burn by 3am. I figured we'd use this food for our breakfast in the morning and save the full $80 for dinner tomorrow night.

We got back to the room at 12:30am which was 3:30am to our bodies and just crashed after a really long day.

Total coin in for the day $0
Total win/loss for the day $0
Total comps for the day $157
Room $99
Food $58


Day 2
Tuesday June 14, 2016
We were surprisingly up early today. We ate our breakfast the we got last night at the food court and got ready for the day.

We headed out for a few hours to pick up a few things. Our first stop was Vons, then to Savers so Dee could get some books to read during this lengthy trip. That was followed by a stop at 99¢ Only and finally Walgreen's for a few items that we didn't travel with.

Next was a stop at the Pinball Hall of Fame for the first time this trip. Staying at the Tropicana all of this was really convenient since everything is on Tropicana Avenue! Dee even came into the Pinball hall of Fame and played for a while. This is always a great time and very economical in price. I hope to come back a few more times this trip.

We left the Pinball Hall of Fame and had a quick mini lunch at Jack in the Box consisting of 2 tacos. I had a soda from the Pinball Hall of Fame and Dee got a coffee for an energy burst! This “meal” was just to hold us over until dinner.

Our next stop was to the Orleans just to pick up some tickets to see Steven Wright on Friday night. This is something Dee wanted to do for her birthday (that's on Saturday). I got us tickets for the show on Friday night and got 2 seats using the coupon from the American Casino Guide for buy one get one free. I got seats in section AA, Row B, Seats 8 & 9. To make it an even better deal I was able to use comps to cover the cost.


When we got back to the Tropicana we took a break up in the room until dinner. For dinner we had plans to meet up with AP at Biscayne Steak – Sea – Wine at the Tropicana to use up the food credits with the room. I had the pork chop with a baked potato and Dee had the scallops with asparagus. We also split a tostada appetizer which was marinated pork and some other toppings. They were very tasty. The tostada was pretty bland though. The food here was excellent tonight and the service was attentive but not snooty. AP had been in town for 2 weeks and tonight was his last night. He shared some of his war stories from his trip and we had a great time.

After dinner we hit the casino. Since we really don't care if we ever get another offer here we have no set amount of play we plan on doing. The plan is to play what we want and if we're doing well and having fun to continue. If we're getting killed we stop and if we hit big, we lock up the win!

We found some 50 play machines and sat down to start playing. Things were not good. I was not getting any dealt winners at all and on draws I wasn't pulling much. Dee was streaky too but hit a hand with a bunch of bonus quads. I ended up dropping $500 and Dee dropped $100 and we cashed out with a total loss of $600 on only $4800 in play. I sure hope this isn't going to be the theme for the trip.

Next I ran $100 of my free play through a 3 way poker machine. Not much happened here but I did score a quad to get back into it and cashed out the full $100 after running it through.

The last $20 we ran through some penny slots. No major hits but we did play for close to an hour on it before it was all gone.

We decided to wrap things up for the night and came up here to the room to wind down and watch TV before bed.

Total coin in for the day $4850
Total win/loss for the day - $500
Total comps for the day $300
Room $99
Cash/Free Play $120
Food $81


Day 3
Wednesday June 15, 2016
We started today with a trip to the fitness center.

After a short work out we came back to the room and got ready for the day. Today's plan is to go downtown (where we will be spending quite a bit of time this trip) to the D.

Today's plan at the D is to use a mail offer that Dee got for 4 nights (don't need those) $150 in free play, $200 in food (we sure won't need that much), 2 show tickets and (3) $50 match plays. We are also going to use the coupon from the American Casino Guide that gives $5 free play for every 50 points (up to $100). They are also running a promo this month on Wednesday for 3x points on video poker on Wednesdays.

Our first stop was to the players club to activate Dee's coupon and to get her food vouchers then it was off to eat. We ate at the D Grill. I had the chicken fruit salad which was a salad, with a chicken breast and fruit and Dee had the western omelet. The food was excellent today and the service was good. We were filled up and then went to the casino for some video poker action.

We found some machines and started to pound away. We started the day off playing for halves. Thing here were choppy. Dee hit a quad right away but lost it as fast as she hit it. I was losing quickly but then hit a straight flush to get back into it. This was followed by a few quads and I went from being down almost 2 bills to being up over 2 bills. Dee struggled but then hit a straight flush of her own. Sadly it was the ultra dreaded A2345. From there it was a bleed as Dee lost $200 and I lost most of the $200 I was up.

We took a short break and walked out on Fremont for a while and then returned to the casino.

This time we played dollars and things were tough at first but then they got good. A key hand for me was being dealt 10, J, Q, K of hearts. On the draw I watched the fucking 9 of hearts fill the space as I hit the dreaded king high straight flush. This got me back into it and then I followed with 3 more quads soon after. Dee was bleeding and was down nearly 3 bills before hitting a straight followed by a bunch of other decent hands. She still lost but not as badly as it looked like it was going to be.

By the time we got enough play in to max out the ACG coupon were up around $150. We went back to the players club to get the $100 in free play added to the $150 she already had. We went back to the machines and ran it through 8/5 bonus at quarters turning the $250 free play into $215 as Dee's quad drought continued.

Before we left we were going to stop by the roulette table to run Dee's match play coupons. We couldn't though because like a dumb ass I left them here at the Trop so we'll have to use them tomorrow.


It was getting late and we headed back to the Tropicana. I made a reservation to eat dinner at Bacio. I had the chicken parm. It also came with a side of pasta. This was one of the better chicken parm meals with pasta I've had. Dee had shrimp and pasta. She said hers was very good as well. We finished off with the canoli dessert which was 3 small canoli each a different flavor. These were pretty good considering outside of NY it's tough to find a good one.


We have tickets to see Raiding the Rock Vault. I've heard it's a good show so we were going to give it a try. For the most part it's a group that does cover tunes from '80s bands but it's made up of former band members of some of those bands. It was a pretty good show and the prices was right being comped as part of the room offer. It's a good energy show and it's full of rock songs from the 70's and 80's, all of which you'd know.

We still had a few dollars in food credits for the day so stopped by the food court and picked up a few snacks for tomorrow.

It's getting late and it's been a long day so we came back up here to the room and wrapped up another day.

Total coin in for the day $10380
Total win/loss for the day $400
Total comps for the day $579
Room $99
Cash/Free Play $250
Food $110
Shows $120


Day 4
Thursday June 16, 2016
We got up early today and took a quick trip to the fitness center. When we got back to the room we got ready for the day and packed up our things getting ready for the first move of the trip.

When I looked at my account on the TV I was actually charged for the room each night as well as all of the food we charged. I was not amused and had to go to the front desk to get it all fixed. After pounding away on his computer the guy there got everything fixed and gave me a receipt showing a zero balance.

We left the Tropicana and headed back downtown to take care of some more gaming related business. The first thing we did was hit the D to use another one of Dee's food vouchers at the D Grill. I had the BBQ pulled pork sandwich with fries and she tried the special of the day, 2 pancakes, 2 bacon, and 2 eggs. Everything was good but this place is pricey for downtown.

On the way through the casino to Fremont we stopped at the roulette table to use Dee's three $50 match plays. The first spin we chose black and black 15 came up. This was a good start because even if we lost the next two we'd break even. On the second spin we chose odd and 17 hit. For the 3rd spin we chose HIGH and 14 came up for the loss. Net result was $150 in winning match play bets.

The next step of business downtown was to go to the Plaza and sign Dee up for a new players card and to do the new member sign up which is a $500 loss rebate. We got her card and also did their tier match with her diamond card from Caesars Entertainment. Once she had her card we went off in search of some video poker. Since we could lose up to $500 and get it back. Because of this we chose $1 double – double bonus. The goal was to hit a some kicker quads and take a profit giving up the rebate or playing until the $500 was gone. Things were really decent here. She hit a bunch of full houses right away and one quad which was actually dealt. Our goal was to get ahead by $500 which never happened. She got quite a bit of play in but then double-double did it;'s thing and sucked down the $300 she started with. I gave her the last $200 and switched to $2. Not much happened here and she was down the full $500.

Next up we stopped off at the Four Queens. Today we'd play on Dee's card. She got a mail offer for $225 free play. They are also celebrating their 50th anniversary and are offering different gifts for a certain number of points. 20 points is a key chain, 100 points is a t-shirt and if she earns 1000 points she's get an additional $50 free play. There is also a special silver coin for earning 2000 points. We chose to play jacks or better for dollars against my better judgment. Things were really good to start here. It seems when we play here we either do really well or we get killed. We had 2/3 of our play in being up as much as $500 and as always, the last 1/3 kills us. We went from being up $500 between us to being down $200.

We moved to the 50 play machines to get the rest of the action in and this was a killer as well. No major hits and nothing of importance dealt except Dee getting a natural quad dealt playing deuces.

By the time we ran through our normal amount of action we were down over $600, an $1100 swing in just 4k in action.

We went to the players club to get Dee's gifts and free play added to her account. Now armed with $275 in free play we chose to run it through jacks for halves and turned it into $410 thanks to a few quads.

We went back over to the D to get the car and then it was up to Summerlin and the JW Marriott at Rampart Casino where we would be spending the next 6 nights. I got a mail offer for 3 nights, $525 free play and $20 in food. Dee got an offer for 3 nights, $300 in free play, $30 in food and an additional $60 food for her birthday. I booked these back to back and our casino host has upgraded us to a one bedroom suite and has also increased our free play (I'll believe that when I see it).

When we arrived I tried to check in and the room was ready. We were assigned room 3114 in the Spa Tower. This is a 1 bedroom suite. It has double doors to enter though into a large entry way. Off to the side is a powder room with toilet and vanity.

The entry way opens up into a large living room with a work desk, couch, coffee table, arm chairs, end tables, wall unit with flat screen TV, and small wet bar area. To the side there is a dining room with a large dining room table. Through a set of double doors is the bedroom with a king bed, nightstands, arm chair and ottoman and wall unit with a flat screen TV and dresser.

The main bathroom is very large with a walk in closet to the right and toilet room (with bidet) to the left. Straight ahead is a dual sink vanity, to the left a whirlpool tub and to the right is the walk in shower.

We have a view of the valet area, Angel Park Golf Course, Suncoast, and part of the strip.

We got our things to the room and settled in for the next six days and then it was off the promenade cafe for dinner. We both ordered the 3 for $9.99 deal which offers an appetizer, entree, and dessert. Dee had a salad, the spaghetti and meatballs and apple cobbler with vanilla ice cream. I had the chicken pot pie for an extra $1. My appetizer was chicken egg rolls and I also had the apple cobbler.


Next up we were off to the casino. We started off with stopping at the players club to activate my free play for the day. I asked about extra free play from my host but there was nothing. The lady at the slot club called her and she added $200 to my account. This was quite a bit less than I was expecting but I wasn't going to argue about it with a boothling. They recently downgraded most of the 9/6 jacks machines here so instead we opted for quarter 5 – play and 8/5 bonus. Things were smooth here, at first. Then they turned, especially on me. I was feeding in bill after bill. Dee hovered the whole time thanks to a large number of quads including aces twice. One main feature was getting dealt trip nines and pulling a quad on 3 of the 5 lines. I couldn't hit a pair, never mind a quad.

We switched to a different bank of machines and this time Dee got beat up while I hovered. No major hits but I got more dealt winners in this shorter session than I did the entire previous one. By the time we were done playing we'd dropped $800 between us and I wasn't amused.

To finish up the night I ran my free play through single line 8/5 bonus for quarters turning $375 into $410 thanks to a bunch of full houses.

It was getting late and it has been a long day at this point so we wrapped thing up and came up to the room to wrap up another day.

Total coin in for the day $37355
Total win/loss for the day - $900
Total comps for the day $843
Room $135
Cash/Free Play $650
Food $58



Day 5
Friday June 17, 2016
Today we started off with some time at the pool. They've got a great pool area here with plenty of space.

We came back to the room and got clean ed up and started the day with breakfast at the Promenade Cafe. Dee had the California Scramble and I had deuces wild (2 pancakes, 2 eggs, 2 bacon, 2 sausage and hash browns). The food was great and we were filled up. I paid the bill with the $20 coupon that came with my room offer.

We hit the 5 play machines after breakfast. Dee started off with a quad on her first hand and then started hitting them regularly. I was doing fine and then hit aces for $100 which was gone as quickly as I hit them. I bled to death again with only a few other quads. Dee continued to hit quads and even a straight flush but couldn't seem to get anywhere. Between quads she'd just bleed. Between u we dropped $500 and only did about 8k in action.

I activated my free play but we decided to do that later and take a short break. After the break we hit the casino again. I played a Carnival type video poker game that looked interesting but dropped a quick $100 on it with few hits.

Next we tried some Spin Poker. It was a good here with a good amount of dealt winners for each of us. I scored a straight flush that landed on 3 lines and a few quads that allowed me to double up my initial buy in of $300. Dee soon after did the same thing. We got a decent amount of play in and won almost everything back we'd lost earlier.

From here it was off to the Plaza to get the first half of Dee's loss rebate. This place is really uptight and you can't use free play on most video poker. The exception is the super short pay crap at the sportsbook bar. I wasn't really worried about this since it was super short term. We ran the rebate money through a lame 7/5 DDB progressive turning $250 free play into $180 cash in a blood bath. I'd like to blame the pay table but I didn't hit a single full house and only hit 2 flushes. We left the Plaza, took a quick walk to La Bayou and Mermaids just because they are closing in a few weeks. I honestly hadn't been in La Bayou since it was Coin Castle and that was about 15 years ago.


We left the downtown area and went to the Orleans. Two things are happening here tonight. The first is dinner at the buffet with Norm. Then we're going to see Steven Wright. Funny thing was before we met up with Norm my buddy Steve came walking by. He was there to meet up with my friend Anne (his wife).

The buffet here at the Orleans is pretty good and tonight was no exception. Tonight was actually seafood night which I wasn't aware of until we paid the high price (with points). We ate too much as always. We had a good time visiting with Norm tonight. He was going to a different show tonight and headed out and we went over to the showroom.

We still had some time before the show so played a penny version of 3 Way Poker for a few minutes. Dee had no luck but I hit a few good hands including a dealt full house. Dee busted out a $20 bill but I won $8.

Next up was show times. I got these tickets a few days ago using a 2 for 1 coupon and paid the balance with points from my B-Connected card. They were normally $70 each which to me is too much for a comedian. We are seated in Section AA, Row 2, Seats 8-9.

The show had no opening act and lasted for 75 minutes. It was pretty funny stuff. Steven Wright has a delivery like no other.

We came back up to the Rampart and got the rest of our action in for the day on Spin Poker. I was getting beat up and not hitting much of anything. Dee was struggling as well. I finally hit a quad and a straight flush and Dee had a big come back with another one of those 3 straight flush hands and a 3 quad hand. Even with those hits we still lost $500 between us.

I ran today's free play through single line quarters and turned $175 into $155. No major hits but enough to keep alive.

We wrapped up the day with some TV in the room and then it was time for sleep.

Total coin in for the day $18225
Total win/loss for the day - $200
Total comps for the day $852
Room $167
Cash/Free Play $425
Food $98
Shows $160

Day 6
Saturday June 18, 2016
Happy Birthday to Dee!
Today is Dee's birthday and as we've done the last few years she gets to plan the day. The only exception to that is having to go to the Plaza so she can use the LVA coupon for 2x your age in free play and get the second half of her free play from the loss rebate.

We started the day off with a room service breakfast. This is one of Dee's favorite things to do so I placed an order last night. She had an egg white frittata and I had steak and eggs. I also ordered some pastry and beverages. It was pricey and with service charge, delivery charge and tax was almost 80 bucks. Two things that should never be said in the same sentence are Eighty dollars and breakfast. The food was excellent and it was nice to eat here in the room.

After we ate it was time for some pool time and then got ourselves ready.

We hit the casino and started off with a stop at the players club to have my $10 free play coupon from the LVA added to my account. From here it was Spin Poker again. This was a bit of a roller coaster but Dee hit a hand with 3 sets of aces that kept her going. I got dealt quad jacks for a nice boost as well. By the time we were done we had actually lost a small amount.

On the way through the casino back to the room we stopped at the roulette table to play a $10 match play from the ACG. We bet it on black and 15 came up for the $20 win.

We took a short break and then once again we went downtown. We had to go to the Plaza to get Dee's 2nd installment of her loss rebate. On the way there we stopped off at jack in the box for a snack to hold us over until dinner and we both got a couple of tacos.

We also played 3k on jacks or better. This was a pretty smooth ride today with a few quads to keep us alive. Towards the end Dee started getting beat up but I was ahead enough to offset it. We finished up with a $20 win.

We went to the players club to get Dee's free play added using the coupon from the LVA for 2x your age in free play, the $10 coupon from the LVA and the second half of her loss rebate. That lady at the booth asked “How old is Dee?” and without missing a beat blurted out 600 (hoping she'd fall for it and giver her $1200 free play). It was a good laugh.

We ran it through a variety of crap and didn't do very well turning the $356 it into $260.

We also had Dee's $25 match play from the LVA. We couldn't get near the roulette wheel so I played it on one hand of blackjack. I got a 20 against a dealer 4. She flipped over a 9, dropped a 2 on it, followed by an ace, followed by a 6 for a dealer break and a $50 win.

After 3 days of doing promotions here and taking a shot at high stakes, getting the loss rebate, the LVA coupon free play coupon, 2x your age in slot play, and the match play we won a total of about $38. Not really what we were hoping for but maybe the future will bring some mailers that will be decent.

We went back to Rampart where we ha dinner reservations at the Carmel Room for Dee's birthday dinner. We were seated immediately. Dee ordered a spinach salad to start with and had the butternut squash ravioli. I ordered the prime rib with quinoa and creamed corn side dishes. Dee said hers was ok but wasn't quite what she was expecting. My prim rib was good but far from the best I ever had. The service was also spotty. It seemed at times they were constantly checking on us to the point of being annoying to almost being ignored at times. This is the 3rd time we've tried this place (the first since it moved to it's new location) and haven't been overly impressed with it.

After dinner we hit the casino again. I activated my free play for the day and then hit the Spin Poker machines again. It was pretty good here but another roller coaster ride. Dee struggled to hit much of anything and I was hovering. We both hit a good amount of quads but the best was when I hit a dealt bonus quad.

It was the end of the night so we ran my free play through single line quarters turning the $185 of free play into $182 cash. I also cashed in $100 worth of points and turned that into $110 cash. All in all it was a pretty good day of gaming action.

We came up to the room and wrapped up another day.

Total coin in for the day $26344
Total win/loss for the day $550
Total comps for the day $977
Room $167
Cash/Free Play $641
Food $169




Day 7
Sunday June 19, 2016
Happy Father's Day
We started off the day with out normal routine of the some pool time. I normally wait to give an eff you until the end of the report but I need to give a huge eff you to the slob that clammed in the pool. There's nothing more disgusting than seeing a giant clam come floating by you while you're trying to enjoy the pool. Luckily it didn't get on either of us and I was able to get it to the skimmer.

For breakfast we ate in the room and had the pastry that I had ordered yesterday and used the in room coffee maker to make Dee coffee and myself some hot tea.

Once we were done with breakfast we started the gaming day. For the next 3 days we'd be playing on Dee's card. Our first stop was to the hotel check in to roll me out of the room and roll Dee into it on her offer. Her offer is for 3 nights, $300 free play, $30 food and another $60 food for her birthday.

We activated her free play and then played Spin Poker again. This was an up and down session. Quads were sparse but hitting enough to keep us alive. Dee hit aces a few times and I hit them once. She also hit a straight flush but only on one line. We played for a few hours and dropped about $200 on about 10k in action.

Dee ran her free play through a single line 8/5 bonus machine and got slaughtered turning it into only $70. She also got to play some kiosk game for earning 10 points. You could take the guaranteed $10 food coupon or risk it for a look into the crystal ball. She took the risk and got $10 free play. This she did better with turning it into $8.

I had a ticket to WWE Money in the Bank on Pay Per View and the WWE Network at the T Mobile Arena down on the strip. Dee wasn't going to come with me but had lots planned to keep busy.

I stopped off at Jack in the Box for a snack of 2 tacos and a Jr Bacon cheeseburger.

I headed out down to the strip. I refuse to pay to park at an MGM property so my plan was to park at the Cromwell and walk over. This plan had a wrench thrown into it when some jackass decided to jump off the bridge on Flamingo down to I – 15. Because of this they closed Flamingo Road going east. All traffic was being diverted to Industrial and through the Rio. I took the detour and traffic was totally jammed up with everyone going through Jay Sarno and Caesars to get back to the strip. I decided to go down Industrial to Spring Mountain. This was also jammed up in both directions. I ended up in Treasure Island's parking garage and hoofed it all of the way to T -mobile. Folks, this is a walk! After making the lengthy walk I was finally at the arena, 2 ½ hours after I had left Rampart.

I bought this ticket on the secondary market on Stub Hub for $90. It's too much money but it's vacation so I figured why not. I was in section 223, row L, seat 1. This was a great seat with a centered view of the ring but it was WAY up there. I was closer to the ceiling than I was to anything else only 3 rows from the top. The event was typical WWE and I was entertained with a few twists and turns in the story lines.

One note to the fans of WWE. If you're a grown man (more than 16 years old), you don't look cool carrying around a Money in the Bank briefcase (that you paid $200 for), you look like a tool. Also, you don't look cool wearing, or carrying on your shoulder, a replica championship belt. You're not the champion, and you'll never be the champion.

After the event was over it was a nightmare getting out of the place. For some reason even though they had both escalators in the downward direction but were only using one. It took close to 20 minutes to get out of this place.

For dinner Dee ordered Room service. She got a turkey club with fries and also got me one but with a salad (fries would be nasty by the time I got back). She also got herself a slice of carrot cake. When I got back to the room I ate half of mine and saved the salad and the other half for tomorrow's lunch. We saved her other half as well.

Right now we're in the room getting ready to watch some TV and then to get some sleep.

Total coin in for the day $10380
Total win/loss for the day - $100
Total comps for the day $315
Room $135
Cash/Free Play $110
Food $70

Day 8
Monday June 20, 2016
Happy Anniversary to Me & Dee
Today is our 6th Anniversary! We started it with another short trip to the pool.


We came back up here to get ready for the day and then we had the left overs from last night's dinner for brunch.


Once fed we were off to the casino for some video poker action. The first stop was to the host office to see our host. I found out that she did tell the players club to add more free play on my second day but it never happened. I told her to just add it when we return next week. She was also going to add some free play to Dee's account.


First stop was to the players club to get Dee some cards (I left them in the room) and to turn in the LVA coupon for $10 free play. The we activated Dee's free play for the day and we hit the Spin Poker again. Today is also double points so we'll make up yesterday's short play today. Dee was on fire hitting lots of “stuff” as she calls it that kept her alive and growing her meter. Then she hit a spin with 3 sets of aces. I hit a spin with 2 straight flushes and soon after Dee hit a spin with a royal flush on one line for our first one of the trip.


We cashed out with a $1250 win and took a short break up in the room for a light lunch of more left overs from last night's dinner.


We returned to the machines and more video poker action. We chose Spin Poker again and this time Dee was getting her ass kicked. I was doing fair but nothing great. She was just about to bust out and switched to the dark side (Double – Double) and on the second spin pops aces w/ kicker. She switched back over to bonus and continued to plug away until she hit her second royal of the day! Unfortunately we had gotten our asses kicked this time around and we only finished up with a $100 win after those nice hits.

We took another break and walked through some of the grounds here at Rampart and just chilled for a while.

For dinner we had a reservation at Spiedini. We were seated right away. I had the beef carpaccio appetizer and Dee had the prosciutto wrapped shrimp. My beef was good although I've had better and Dee said her shrimp was excellent. For our main course I had chicken parmigiana. Mainly so I could compare it to what I had at Bacio last week. I can say hands down Bacio wins by a mile. I found it to be rather bland here compared to Bacio. Dee had linguine and clams and said it was very good. For dessert we split a lemon cello cake. This was spongecake with lemon cello flavoring added. It was light and delicious. The service was good and attentive tonight and overall the food was good, not great.

After dinner we hit the machines for more video poker action. This time we tried some 5 play. I was immediately getting my ass kicked and lost $200 in very short order. Dee was hovering though and hit a few quads. I bought in again and got dealt 4 to a royal and on the draw landed a flush and a pair of jacks as I blurted out the eff word. We continued to plug along and now Dee was getting beat on. I was hovering and then got dealt 4 to a royal again which netted nothing on the first three lines but a royal on line 4! This was a record for us being our 3rd royal of the day. We played a bit more and wrapped up the session with a nice $700 win.

We moved to another bank of machines and played spin poker. The bank we were usually playing was full so we tried another one. Dee said, “no mistakes”. While I don't believe in that sort of crap, I'm not against it either. We began to pound away with nothing major happening. In fact Dee was getting pounded again while I was hovering She switched to the dark side again and wouldn't you know it, hits a single set of aces to get back to even. Of course when she did that I started getting my ass kicked again. It seems that the two of us can never win at the same time. Seems when one of us is doing well the other gets killed. I went from being up $100 to being down almost 2. I made the switch to the darker side (triple double bonus). I had a spin that dealt me 3 aces. I was hoping to land just one set which didn't happen. Instead I hit 5 sets of aces for the $1000 hit. I even had a kicker on the screen but it wasn't in the right position. I switched back to bonus and continued to do well. Dee was getting some good play in too. She didn't hit much of anything else but I scored another dealt quad for 1125 coins. I continued to grow my meter and finally cashed out. Between us we cleared another $1400 in wins.

We were done with our play for the day and ran Dee's $260 free play through single line. I popped a 20 into the machine next to her just to keep busy. She was hovering +/- $20 the whole time when she hit quad 4's. She still had about $40 left when out of the blue she hits her third royal of the day on a 2 card hold. This is the very first time either of us has hit 3 royals in a day (excluding 50/100 play games) and the first time either of us ever hit a royal on free play. She ended up turning her $260 free play into $1310. Oh yeah, I lost my $20 with little play.

Even though we had enough action in for the day we took one more shot at Spin Poker. The thought was it was still 2x points, we were still on fire and everything we play tonight is that much less we have to play tomorrow. By the time I got my money loaded into my machine Dee had already dropped $100 of her $200 buy in. this was not what I had hoped for. While I'm not expecting any more royals at this point I wasn't expecting her to blow up so fast. She hovered a bit and switched to the dark side with no luck. She busted out after only $700 in action. I was doing well though hitting some bonus quads and regular quads when I was dealt yet another quad (eights) and got back everything Dee lost. By the time we re done we were actually up 20 bucks!

We took that $20 and ran it through a penny slot for some fun and to wind down. We got quite a bit of play out of it but as usually happens on slots, we lost it.

We came to the room after a long (and profitable) day of gaming action as we wrapped up another day.

Total coin in for the day $35102
Total win/loss for the day $4750
Total comps for the day $475
Room $135
Cash/Free Play $260
Food $80


Day 9
Tuesday June 21, 2016
We were up early this morning and started with a mini breakfast at Starbucks and yet another trip to the pool.



For lunch we had plans to meet with our friend Carol at the buffet at 1pm. The buffet here isn't that great while it's not bad either. I've eaten worse but certainly had much better. We ate way too much but had a great time visiting.

Carol left and started off by activating Dee's free play for the day and then hit the machines for a while. We sat at the usual spin poker machines and I quickly hit a bunch of quads, a straight flush and had a hand with 5 regular quads. From there it was all over for me and I struggled to stay alive. Dee hit a bunch of quads including a spin with 2 quad aces twice. She was streaky and all over the place too. We actually had a good session overall getting in all of our play for the day and only losing $3! I'll take a day like this every day (they sure can't all be like yesterday).

We ran Dee's final installment of $100 free play through single line video poker turning it into $76 which was a gift considering she didn't hit much of anything while she got low paired to death.

On the way through the casino we stopped by the roulette wheel to play Dee's match play from the ACG. She chose black and red 1 came up for a $10 loss.

We came back up to the room to pack up our things for tomorrow's move. It's hard to believe we've already spent 6 nights here.

For dinner I went to the Promenade Cafe and got some food to go. I had the Rampart Club (turkey, bacon, ham, cheese, lettuce & tomato) with fries. Dee had a California Wrap that had chicken and a bunch of vegetables in it. I brought it back up here and we watched TV while we ate.

This pretty much wrapped up another day and we watched TV until we went to sleep.


Total coin in for the day $14915
Total win/loss for the day $50
Total comps for the day $285
Room $135
Cash/Free Play $100
Food $50


Day 10
Wednesday June 22, 2016
We got up and finished getting things ready for our move.


We left Rampart and headed to our next hotel, all of the way in Laughlin. The ride was the usual bore and we finally arrived at the Aquarius where we would be spending the next 5 nights. I booked this stay through my host. I also had a mailer for $350 which my host bumped up to $400. Dee also has a mailer for $135 that our host bumped up to $200. She is also giving Dee $75 for her birthday and $100 for our anniversary for a total of $775. I've also got my dividend from last year's action waiting for me which is almost 80,000 points.

When we arrived we were greeted by the Marquee saying Happy Birthday to Dee. We checked in at the VIP area and our host stopped by to greet us. We were assigned room 18073. This is a non – smoking room with a king bed, night stands, table and chairs, arm chair, dresser with flat screen TV and refrigerator. The bathroom is standard issue with a toilet, tub and sink. It has a great river view looking down towards Edgewater, Colorado Belle, Pioneer and Golden Nugget.

We got our things to the room and then it was time for some lunch. We went to Cafe Aquarius. They have a new menu since our last visit. I had pot roast. Dee had a 3 alarm burger that had jalapenos, peppers, pico de gallo, lettuce, tomato, onion and pepper jack cheese and chipotle aioli. Dee loved the burger and the pot roast was pretty good.

Now it was time for casino action. We started off with swiping my card at the kiosk to accept my dividend of close to 80k in points. That will be a nice boost towards free play later in the trip. Since it was good to us in Vegas we chose Spin Poker. Things were pretty good here for the most part. I hit aces right away while Dee hovered but then got beast up. She switched to DDB and tells me oh, I got one. I look over and see she's got 3's and a kicker but it paid 2000. I take a second look and realize she chose the wrong game and it was triple – double bonus. Doesn't matter. All I know is she went from being down close to $200 to being up $300 just like that. From there she hovered +/- $100 the whole time we played. I was up and down +/- $200 at any time. My feature hands were triple quad aces on one hand and 3 hands later hitting triple quad queens. I hit a few other single quads along the way but no major hits. Dee had finally busted out and even lost out on her Hail Mary attempt this time. I was up and we cashed out with a $200 win.

We took a break from the gaming and went to get a snack at Duet. Dee had a coffee and a donut. The donuts were buy one get one for happy hour! I didn't eat my donut because I filled up on cookies and soda earlier!

After the break we hit the machines again. This time with little luck with exception of Dee getting dealt a quad. We actually squeaked out a small win and went to get something to eat.

We had a light dinner at the Cove using the vouchers I get for being a red card holder. Dee had chicken fingers and I had the steak salad. Both were really good and a nice change of pace from the cafe here.

I ran my $500 free play through quarter 9/6 jacks and turned it into $485. No quads, just one flush and straight but a bunch of full houses saved me.

We took one more shot at the Spin Pokers after this and had very little luck. I busted out after only a few hundred in action. Dee went a little longer but also busted out.

We gave up on the gaming and came up here to the room to watch TV for a while and then went to bed.

Total coin in for the day $19192
Total win/loss for the day $450
Total comps for the day $615
Room $58
Cash/Free Play $500
Food $57



Day 11
Thursday June 23, 3016
We were up early this morning and like we've done most of the trip so far hit and the pool for a while.

We came back to the room and got ready for the rest of the day. For breakfast I ran down to Duet and got some juice and bagels.

We went out to take our dirty clothes to the laundromat for Fluff and Fold service. Since the laundromat closed in Laughlin we found one over in Bullhead City in the same plaza that Safeway is in. While we were out I gassed up the beast in Arizona (gas is substantially cheaper over there).




We came back to the Aquarius and had lunch at the buffet. The buffet here kind of sucks but it's not terrible and it's got a decent variety. It's very over priced at $16 per person for lunch (before player card discount). We ate too much and rolled out of the buffet.

Next up video poker was the plan (go figure) and we chose to start with 10 play today. The session was decent with Dee hitting aces right off the bat, followed by a straight flush. Soon after that she hit a hand with 2 straight flushes. I was plugging along with noting special hitting. That was when I was dealt 4 to a royal and scored a bunch of shit. Luckily soon after that I got dealt a straight flush for 2500 coins. We continued to pound away but things started going south so we decided to cash out with a $700 win.

To try and preserve some of the gains we switched to triple play. Dee was doing fine but I was getting slammed. Low pairs were the name of the game for me and flush four killed me. Dee hit a few bonus quads and regular quads while getting lots of dealt winners. I wasn't getting dealt much of anything. I got trips dealt only twice and luckily they both netted 1 quad. I did my Hail Mary attempt and switched to Double-double and on my last hand scored a quad. I cashed out down just over $100 and Dee cashed out dead even.

We decided to take a walk down the river walk to take a break from gaming noting the changes since the last time we did that.

We came back to the Aquarius and took another shot at video poker. This time we played Spin Poker. This was a disaster for me. I dropped $200 on only $700 in play. The only dealt winners I had were a pair of queens twice and trip kings. It's pretty hard to win at this game when you have to draw to all of your winners. Dee hit a bonus quad right away but that was about all. She did a little better than I did though getting close to 2k in action before busting out of 2 bills. Between us we dropped $400 in about 20 minutes.

We came up to the room to take a break and watched some TV.


For dinner I went to Duet to pick up a few sandwiches and breakfast for the morning. Dee had a turkey wrap and I had a roast beef paninni. Then we split a brownie for dessert.

We wrapped up the day with some TV and then bed

Total coin in for the day $16358
Total win/loss for the day $200
Total comps for the day $123
Room $58
Food $65


Day 12
Friday June 24, 2016
Up early again today and started off with our normal routine of some pool time.

For breakfast we ate the muffins I picked up last night at Duet. Dee had Banana Nut and I had Blueberry.

We ran over to Bullhead City to pick up the laundry that we dropped off yesterday and made a quick stop at Safeway to grab a few items. Next we went to the outlet mall across the street from the Aquarius. Dee was in the market for a few items but struck out.

We came back here to the Aquarius and now it was time for some video poker action and we hit the machines. We started off with 10 play. It wasn't a good session with few dealt winners and very few quads. I did manage to squeak out a royal on line 10 but it really wasn't enough. We actually cashed out of the session even. The only thing I hate worse then breaking even after hitting a royal is losing.

We switched to Spin Poker with the same thing happening, few dealt winners. Dee hit a few quads but I hit none. We dropped $450 here with less than 4k in action, NOT good.

We took a break from the video poker machines and played some penny games. We did ok on a few of them and after about an hour of play cashed out with a 17¢ profit.

We took a break for dinner at Cafe Aquarius. We both had a small salad. Dee had spaghetti and meatballs which she was excited to see back on the menu after it was removed a few years ago. I had the hot open turkey. Everything was great but the service was a bit slow even though the place was dead.

We took a short walk outside after dinner just to get out of the smoke and to warm up at (it is effing freezing in this place today).

When we came back in we tried our luck at 5 play. Dee started hitting quads right away but was up and down the whole time she played. I was getting slaughtered with the real killers being flush 4 (dealt flush 4 twenty six times (130 hands total) and hit a total of 12 flushes) , straight 4, and getting low paired to death. I busted out of my first $200 and bought in for 2 more. Things were a bit better hitting aces and getting a few dealt winners like full houses. Dee eventually busted out and I had a mini come back cashing out down only $100.

It was now time to come back to the room and call it a night a bit aggravated that we lost so much even though I hit a royal today.

Total coin in for the day $19658
Total win/loss for the day - $750
Total comps for the day $113
Room $95
Food $18


Day 13
Saturday June 25, 2016
Once again we started with some pool time.

For breakfast we went to the VIP buffet that's held for green and red card holders. It's nothing special. It's just held in the regular buffet in a section that's closed off from the rest of the seating and has a few additional food items. We also get cloth napkins and tablecloths. Other than that it's the same as the rest of the buffet. Mediocre at best!

After breakfast we hit the machines and pounded away for a while. We chose single line for halves. It was an ok session. A few ups and downs. I hit a quad on my hail Mary attempt and Dee got dealt a quad. She also hit one more while I hit none. I was also getting blasted with flush 4 again. I did manage to hit a straight flush though to get back into it. By the time we had our action in for the day which wasn't much we were dead even.


We came back to the room after this and grabbed a few things and headed to Harrah's for an overnight. We wouldn't be checking out of the Aquarius but just taking a few things down there. The reason was that Dee had an appointment to get her hair done at the salon there. We also had booked the room on mail offer she got for free nights, $45 food and $50 free play. Oddly her offers are better than mine which is why we booked her offer instead of mine.

We checked in at the diamond/7* area and were assigned room 32024. I had originally booked a Central Tower Room with a River view and a king bed. This room was suite in the north tower. I hate this tower because it's 12 miles from the casino and there are routinely 20 minute waits for the elevator. For some dumb reason I didn't protest and we went to the room. It has the same design as most suites here but this one is a bit smaller. It's got a living room when you walk in with a wet bar area, couch, coffee table, end tables, dining table and a flat screen TV on the wall.

The bed room has a dresser with flat screen TV and a king bed with 2 nightstands. The bathroom has dual sink vanities, a whirlpool tub, toilet room and shower.

Both the living room and bedroom have a riverfront view and you can see the beach to one side and all of the way to the Riverside from the other.

Today we'd be playing on Dee's card. The plan is to put 2500 points on so she gets the 5000 point bonus but if we're getting killed would are going to pull the plug on that plan. She's also registered for the promo of a 50% bonus on all points in the 2nd quarter.

We played some 5 play and some short pay deuces with moderate luck. Dee got dealt a quint early on. Soon after I hit deuces. Then she hit deuces. I couldn't be outdone and one a 1 deuce hold scored the other 3 on line four. Unfortunately we didn't hit much of anything between these deuces and we only walked with a $100 profit.

I took Dee down to her salon appointment. They told me it was going to be about 2 hours for her to finish. I came back up to the casino. I decided this would be a good opportunity to roll the bones. I hit the craps table but planned to low play, not play like I used to back in my Hard Rock days. It was a decent table. No monster rolls but I made a few bucks on each roll and was up $200 rather quickly. It got rough after that and a number of shooters, including myself, were one and done. Things here continued to be choppy. I was getting ready to quit after being in the whole when it turned around. It got good again and I wished I had been betting like I did in the old Hard Rock days! I ended up with a $325 win and it was 4pm and time to go get Dee. I quit at just the right time because while a bunch of people colored up 3 shooters went out on their first roll.

I went back down to the salon to get Dee and we hit the machines again. This time it was streaky again but a lack of dealt winners was a killer. I managed to pull my 3rd set of deuces for the day and we squeaked out a small $50 win for the session.

We were getting hungry now. We decided to go to Guy Fireri's El Borro Borracho. When we got there they had a line out the door all of the way past the Beach Cafe. There was no way in hell I was waiting in a line like that to eat. Then I realized, I'm 7* bitches! I whipped out my 7* card, went to the front of the line and flashed it and was seated immediately! Dee was a little embarrassed by this but I explained we lost a boatload of money last year getting this card and we EARNED that right. I think she was afraid people though would think it was her chair that got us to the front of the line.

Dee had the jalapeno poppers as her entree and I had the Old Skool Amerikano Tacos that came with rice and beans. For dessert we ordered the Churros and they were huge. You get 4 of them and they are about a foot long each and an inch in diameter. They were really good and came with a chocolate rum dipping sauce and a caramel dipping sauce. The bill came to $44 and change so it was perfect use of the $45 food credit that came with the room.

After dinner I went to the car to get our things and moved the car to the valet area. We were actually undecided if we were going to sleep up here tonight or just go back to the Aquarius. After seeing the absurd lines at the valet I decided we'd actually stay. When I finally got back in I told Dee and we went to go to the room to throw our things up there. That's when we saw the line to the elevators and I said no effing way.

We went to the diamond/7* check in and asked to be moved. I even told them I'd take a regular room instead of a suite and apologized for not protesting the north tower earlier. They were happy to move us and actually upgraded us to a better suite thanks to a cancellation.

We are now in room 21664 in the Central Tower. This is a full sized suite. The outside door is even upscale and it's titled the Conquistador Suite. When enter there is a small entry way. To the right is a powder room with sink and toilet. Farther through there is a table on the right hand side. The living room features a sectional sofa, flat screen TV, stereo, coffee table and had African decorations all over. The dining room has a large glass table with seating for 6. It also has a kitchen area with a breakfast bar, fridge, coffee maker, microwave and enough glasses and coffee mugs to supply the entire casino.

The bedroom has a king bed and instead of nightstands has 2 end tables. There is also a TV cabinet with flat screen TV and a work desk. The bathroom is giant with 2 separate vanity areas with a 13 inch TV between them. There is a giant whirlpool tub to the right. At the end of the bathroom to the left is the toilet room with bidet and toilet. To the right there is a giant walk in shower with 2 separate shower heads. It actually looks like a brick over that you could make pizza in.

It has a frontal view of the river and like the other room we had you could see from the beach at Harrah's all of the way to the Riverside. The only difference is that we had 4 giant windows instead of 2 at the other suite.

While we were checking out the room there was a knock on the door. It was the nightly cookie delivery! Tonight's selection was brownies. A few minutes later there was another knock and it was a guy with a Harrah's bag full of snacks. It had 2 apples, 2 oranges, pretzels, a chocolate bar, trail mix, Pepperidge Farm Milano Cookies and a couple of bottles of water. All of this stuff is available at the Beach Cafe and this bag would retail for about $15.

Our next stop was Total Rewards. Dee had to activate her free play that came with the room offer. They gave her a voucher to take to the cage to get the reel rewards. Earlier I had swiped her card at the kiosk and activated $130 in free play that she had gotten on another offer. I was happy to be able to double dip these!

We hit the casino again and for a change of pace played bonus deuces on the 50 plays. Right away Dee hit quad deuces with a ace for 2000 coins. I thought that was a sign we'd be having a good session. A few minutes later I got dealt 3 deuces and pulled 4 quad ducks on the draw. I hit deuces 3 more times in my session while Dee hit them a few times as well. Other than deuces she just got her ass handed to her. She lost everything I won and we got out with a small $50 win.

We took a short break and then hit the bonus deuces again. This was a total disaster with the only good hand being hitting quad deuces on one line when I dumped a junk hand. We bled this time around and bled fast to the tune of 8 bills on only 8k in action. Damn I hate 10% losses.

We almost had enough play in for the day so we decided to go to the 5 play machines again. Dee started out getting her ass kicked and then I followed. Then without any major hands not only was she even, she was up. The problem was I was getting my ass kicked. Still seems we can't both win at the same time. I started coming back with some dirty royals and then for the second time today holding only 1 deuce hit the quad to get back into the game. By the time we hit our play goal we were up $250 for the session and had the full 2500 points on her card.

Now it was time to run Dee's free play through the machines. We decided since we weren't getting killed today that she would run it through dollars. She turned the $180 into $135 with few big hits. This $135 was important though because it actually made us winners for the day.

Before we came back to the room we went to the arcade and played a few games for some fun. This place is a money pit though so we didn't stay long. The Pinball Hall of Fame it's not!

Total coin in for the day $30000
Total win/loss for the day $100
Total comps for the day $583
Rooms $227
Cash/Free Play $180
Food $76
Other $100 (Salon)


Day 14
Sunday June 26, 2016
We got up today and Dee felt beat up from all of her therapy the last week. Because of this we skipped the pool. We packed up our things and returned to the Aquarius.

Today we would be playing on Dee's card so we got her voucher for the VIP buffet brunch. It is slightly better on Sunday than it is most other day but that's still not saying much.

After we ate too much we hit the casino. Today we played a variety of triple play, five play and Spin Poker. All with little luck. Dee got beat up the worst dumping 5 bills with very little play. I did a bit better because I got one spin with double quad aces and only lost $100. By the time we were done and took a break with only 6k in action.

We took a break for a while and I actually fell asleep for like 2 hours. Dee did too. I guess we needed it because this was the first time the whole trip that we've napped.

We went back to the casino again chose 50¢ single line this time and it was not good. Flush 4 continued to kill me and I dropped $100 without hitting anything better than 2 pair. The second hundred went almost as fast with no big hands either. Dee was doing a little better. She managed to hit one quad but still lost $100 as well.

For dinner we went to the Cove. Dee has a voucher for 1 free food item and 2 drinks. The other foods we get we will just charge to the room. We got a meat pizza with bacon, BBQ chicken, pepperoni and sausage. We ordered it well done and when it arrived it was barely hot. I can only imagine what we would have ended up with had we not asked for it well done.

After we ate we took a walk down the river walk and then came back for more video poker action. We tried the single line games again. It was tough again and on my Hail Mary attempt I finally hit my first quad (sixes). I switched back, hit a straight flush and then started bleeding again. I was going to quit when I still had $100 left on the meter and switched to DDB again when I was at $125. I hit quad 6's again and cashed out with a $150 win. Dee got beat up only hitting 1 quad the whole time. We finished this round with a $50 loss.

We moved to the All Star Machines. Dee played triple play and I bounced around to various games from Spin Poker, to 5 play, then to Super Times Pay. It was probably one of the worst STP 5 play sessions I ever had losing about $125 and only getting 2 multipliers. I dropped $200 here but Dee won a few bucks.

To get the rest of our play in for the day we played STP triple play. It was good this time around in the beginning. I got a 10x multiplier and was dealt 2 pair. I hit a full house on the top line for 400 coins plus the 100 for each of the 2 pair hands. Dee got a 5x multiplier and got dealt a full house for 600 coins. From there it got a little tough. She got beat up due to whiffing on pretty much all of her multipliers. I dropped a bit on mine but cashed out with a small win. Between us we cleared $100 in profit. Better than it has been but still not good for the bankroll today.

Tonight is our last night so we went to the players club and cashed in Dee's points for some free play. She had enough for $325 combined with the $275 she had from her mailer and birthday offer that we ran through 50¢ jacks or better and turned it into only $462 in cash in yet another bloodbath. In the entire $600 of action she hit 1 full house, 1 flush and 3 straights.

We wrapped it up in the room with some TV and packing before we went to bed.

Total coin in for the day $15754
Total win/loss for the day - $600
Total comps for the day $769
Room $111
Cash/Free Play $600
Food $58
Day 15
Monday June 27, 2016
Today started off with some pool time.

When we came back to the room we packed up the rest of our things and then headed out of the Aquarius and out of Laughlin.

The ride was uneventful on the way back to Las Vegas and we were soon downtown. Today we were going to the Four Queens to do my play for the month of June. I have a mail offer for $150 free play which my host was supposed to have fixed and made $225 like it was supposed to have been. They are also running the June celebration where if I earn 1000 points I get an extra $50 in free play.

We started with lunch at Magnolia's Veranda. Dee had French Quarter (2 pancakes, sausage, 2 eggs) and I had a bowl of their gumbo and a house salad. We were both filled up and it was time for VP.


We started off with jacks or better for dollars. It started out well with Dee hitting a bunch of full houses and flushes. I was hovering with no major hits. She hit a quad and doubled her meter and continued to hover for quite a while. This is when it turned for me. I started getting low paired to death, flush 4'd to death and any other bad things that can happen. Even my hail Mary attempts came up empty. Before I knew it I was in for a grand while Dee was still (thankfully hovering). She hit another quad and then the downward spiral started for her. What started out well ended in disaster.

Once we were done we were down $1400. I went to the players club to get the additional free play added to my account. I ran it through half dollar jacks or better and turned the $275 into $300 cash. It helped but dropping over a grand on 12k in action is bullshit.

On the way out of the place we played Dee's favorite penny slot trying to win that damn car. I swear I could have just bought the effing thing by now. We of course lost here too.


We left downtown and landed at the Linq where we'd be spending the next 4 nights. I booked this on a mailed offer of 3 nights, $20 food and $25 free play. The 4th night also came up comped when I made the reservation.

We checked in at the diamond/7* check in area. Things have been smooth here in the past. Today day was no exception. I booked a handicap accessible room with 2 queen beds and in just a few minutes we were checked in and on our way to room 21809. This turned out to be a king suite.

When you enter there is a powder room on the right. Just past there is a wet bar area with coffee maker, bottled water and fridge, There are also seats on the other side. Farther into the room is the living room with L shaped sectional sofa, flat screen TV, end table and coffee table.

The bedroom has a king bed, nightstands, flat screen TV, closet, counter, dresser and work desk. The bathroom has a toilet, vanity and shower.

This room also has a view of the High Roller, Linq promenade, and the pool area.

These rooms aren't fancy at all but I think they did a pretty nice job renovating them.

Once we got our things to the room we got settled in and took a break. Dee wasn't feeling good so stayed in the room the rest of the day. I took a walk over to CVS to get some supplies for the next few days. When I got back I hit the casino.

Since I had a good time Saturday playing craps in Laughlin I took a shot here at the Linq. I got up to the table and bought in for a grand, even though I had no intentions of using it all especially after this morning's ass kicking at the Four Queens. This table was decent. While it wasn't hot, it wasn't cold either. Every shooter hit some numbers and a point or 2. I was definitely a come bettor table and fortunately that's what I was betting. There was one shooter that made a bunch of numbers and 3 points. Oh, wait that was me. The next shooter did the same thing. The shooter after him rolled the dice about 20 times. Unfortunately I was on the 4, 5, and 6. He was rolling 8, 10 & 11 constantly. Of all of his rolls I got paid one time. It was still a good game and had I been betting like a maniac I would have made thousands. Instead I cashed out $2250 for a $1250 win and enough to offset the losses from downtown earlier today and then some. It's just too bad we got killed this afternoon.

I was starving by now so went to Guy Fieri's Vegas. They serve a limited menu later at night so I opted for the Motley Que. It's a BBQ pulled pork sandwich with slaw on it with fries. Last time I got it I was disappointed in the lack of meat on it but tonight it was packed with meat and it was excellent.

I came up here to the room to wind down with some TV and then bed.

Total coin in for the day $12325
Total win/loss for the day $100
Total comps for the day $382
Room $60
Cash/Free Play $275
Food $47


Day 16
Tuesday June 28, 2016
We have officially hit the halfway mark in this trip. It's hard to believe how quickly it went. Luckily for us we still have plenty of more fun ahead of us!

We started off the day with a quick trip to the fitness center then came back to the room to get ready for the day.

Last night I grabbed some cereal and milk at CVS so we ate that for breakfast.

The cousins are arriving today so after we ate we went over to the airport to pick them up. They are scheduled to land at 11:12am. A check of the Air Canada website showed a 20 minute late departure and that they be arriving 23 minutes later than scheduled. Around 11:45am they arrived in baggage claim. We waited for their luggage and then we were on our way.

For lunch we went to Jack in the Box for a light lunch. Dee got 2 tacos and I got 2 tacos and a Jr bacon cheeseburger. We didn't want to eat too much because I've got dinner reservations for later tonight.

After a junk food meal we were headed back to the Linq. When we arrived Dee checked into her room. I booked this on an offer that was good for 2 nights, $15 free play and $10 food. The 4th night is booked at $41 which we will use points to cover. She checked in at the diamond/7* area and was quickly assigned room 31813. This is a non smoking king room with a king bed, nightstands, flat screen TV, counter and closet with fridge. The bathroom is basic with a vanity, tub and toilet. It has a view of the pool area. This room is actually where the cousins will be staying. We got to the room which the girl said was actually 31816 and obviously couldn't get in. We went back to the front desk and she realized she gave us the right keys but the wrong room number.

We left the cousins alone so they could get settled in and rest for a while. We came back to our room to hang out and take it easy. It's one of the few non play days we've got this trip.

We met up with the cousins for dinner tonight and went over to the Flamingo to Center Cut Steakhouse. I made a quick stop at the player's club to get 2 of my 7* $100 celebration dinner vouchers. We had a reservation and were seated right away. I ordered the small filet mignon, au gratin potatoes and creamed spinach. Dee tried the linguine and clam sauce. In comparison to Spiedini last week she said Spiedini had a better sauce but Center Cut had more clams (WAY more clams). We were at $190 on the bill so I got a piece of chocolate cake to go just to get to the $200 mark.


It wasn't very late but it had been a long day for us and an even longer travel day for the cousins so they went to their room.

Me and Dee got our little bits of free play and for some fun played a bunch of penny slots. We got quite a bit of play out of the $40 but as always when you play these games, we lost.

We were done for the day and came up here and crashed for the night.

Total coin in for the day $0
Total win/loss for the day $0
Total comps for the day $360
Rooms $120
Cash/Free Play $40
Food $200


Day 17
Wednesday June 29, 2016
For breakfast we went over to the Cromwell and Giada. Me and Dee have been here a few times but the cousins haven't. The last time we were here we enjoyed the breakfast so thought we'd try it again. I had the strawberry polenta waffle that I had last time. Dee had the breakfast contadina ( 2 eggs, toast, spinach salad, crispy polenta). I used a 7* celebration dinner to cover the bill. We were a little short of the $100 so we got some pastry to go.

After breakfast we headed out for the day. The cousins went off in their own direction and me and Dee went downtown to the D. I had a mailer for 4 nights, $100 free play, $150 in food and two $50 match plays. They are also offering 3x points on video poker today.

We settled in at some machines and started banging away. Things were not good for me while Dee hovered for a while. I was down over $200 already when I got dealt aces with a kicker but, was only playing bonus poker. Dee hit just one quad and eventually busted out.

We went to the roulette table next to run my 2 match plays. One the first one I bet black and it hit. The second one I bet odd and single zero came up for 1 win and 1 loss and a $50 winner. That was only the 3rd match play loss of the trip.

We took a break for lunch and went over to the Four Queens to meet up with Just Mare at Magnolia's. Dee had the Cobb Salad and I had a bowl of Gumbo with a side of rice. Everything was standard issue for Magnolia's. Mare covered the bill with her food credits and also left the tip. Thanks for lunch Mare.

We went back over to the D to finish up our play. Once again I was getting killed. I was actually losing more playing halves today than I did playing dollars over st the Four Queens the other day. I even switched machines twice hoping it would make a difference but it didn't. Dee busted out on her machine too and moved to another one. Once she moved she hit 3 bonus quads including deal 4's and a regular quad. She also got dealt 4 to a royal with a pair of jacks and asks me if she's supposed to dump the jack (she knows she's supposed to so I don't know why she asked). I said absolutely and up popped the king of clubs for her 4th royal of the trip and our 6th in total for a $2000 hand pay. This was a great turn of events as we were already down almost a grand when she hit it. I got the rest of our play in while she waited for her cash to be delivered.



When we were done with our action I ran the $100 free play through quarters turning it into $98 thanks to a few full houses and we got out of the D with a fistful of cash.

So we get to the valet area and I'm 3rd in line, turn in my ticket behind the other 2 people. In like 2 minutes both of their cars show up but they are no where to be found. For some reason they decided it's ok to go back inside and do whatever they were doing. I personally think she was doing him in the toilet since she was dressed like a tramp and driving and expensive car. In the mean time the valet couldn't go anywhere and the valet area was tied up with both of their cars. Like 20 minutes later they finally show up and then so does our car. So even though it's early, in the report for this, I give a big eff you to the two of them. Assholes like that should take the bus.

We came back to the Linq and met back up with the cousins for a show at the Flamingo. Tonight we went to see Jeff Civillico. He is a juggler that also does comedy. It was an entertaining show but it's pricey. I was glad I used our free diamond and 7* tickets. Here's a tip if you want to go. Look for 2 for 1 tickets or discounted tickets. They are all over the place. Also, avoid the VIP seats. There's not a bad seat in the house and it's Matre 'D seating. VIP gets you front row and a meet and greet after the show. The problem is they are twice the price and Jeff does a meet and greet with EVERYONE after the show if you want.

After the show we had dinner (snacks) in the diamond lounge. We needed a break from the big meals tonight and thing was option.

After dinner I also got my 2015 7* vouchers to ride the high roller. Dee refused to go so I went with the cousins and had the open bar passes. It's really nothing exciting but I was glad to finally do it. The views are awesome for about the middle 20 minutes of the 30 minute trip. I can also say don't' waste your money on the open bar tickets. How many drinks can you down in 30 minutes to make it worth almost twice the price of the regular tickets? Honestly though if I never do it again, I'd be ok with that but, I was glad I got to do it.


Total coin in for the day $10130
Total win/loss for the day $1200
Total comps for the day $676
Rooms $120
Cash/Free Play $100
Food $100
Shows $356 (Includes High Roller Happy ½ Hour)


Day 18
Thursday June 30, 2016
For breakfast we ate some of the items we'd bought earlier in the trip in the room.

After breakfast we went back downtown to Binion's. We both have mailers for $225 in free play. Today's plan is to play on both of our cards. We started out with dollars on mine and it was choppy. I started out like a ball of fire going up by $200 without a quad. (Also keep in mind my last quad was in Laughlin). Dee was hitting a fair amount of quads but by now I was getting my ass kicked feeding in more bills. Finally I hit my second quad in four days and it was luckily aces to keep me alive. By the time we had the action in we were up $50. This also got me 3 spins on their mother lode game. The first spin I got a 2 for 1 entree, the second spin I got $15 food credit, and the third spin I got $50 free play.

We went to lunch at their deli to use the $15 voucher and got a grilled cheese with bacon, a hot dog and a soda.


We switched cards and started playing on Dee's. This time around things were shitty for her but I was on fire. My quads finally started coming in after 4 days of none. I popped aces again and never looked back from there. At one point I was up close to a grand on my machine. The problem was Dee was pretending to be me and losing her ass. She finally hit a quad which was aces again for the 4th set between us today. That really saved the session and we cashed out with a $400 win.

We went over and took her mother lode spins and she won a free drink on the first spin, $10 food credit on the second spin and $50 promo chips on the third spin.

We went back to the machines to run her free play though and turned her $225 into $175.

I ran my free play through the machines and turned the $275 into $200. It was NOT good and I was glad I wasn't playing dollars at this point.

We got Dee's promo chips and played them at roulette on outside bets. The rotation was black, odd, high. After the 10 spins she won 6 of them for a $30 win.

We came back to the Linq to pick up the cousins. Om there we went over to the Rio. For dinner we went to the buffet. We used the coupons from the LVA for buy one get one and used points to cover the difference.

After dinner the girls went to see Chippendale's. Obviously me and Rick weren't going to go see a bunch of dudes shaking their junk around so we went to the diamond lounge.

When the girls were done with the show we met up and came back to the Linq.

We came back up to the room and packed up our things for tomorrow's move, watched some TV and then went to bed.

Total coin in for the day $24535
Total win/loss for the day $850
Total comps for the day $945
Rooms $120
Cash/Free Play $500
Food $145
Shows $180


Day 19
Friday July 1, 2016
Happy Canada Day to my Canadian Readers
We started off the day with some in room breakfast with food that we had and finished packing up for the move today.


We went to the slot club to get the vouchers for the July free shows for diamond and 7* players. Then went to the box office to pick up tickets for Menopause, The Musical that we'd be going to see tomorrow.


We headed out of the Linq after waiting like 30 minutes for the car from the valet. Apparently the computer system they use was scanning the valet tickets but not communicating to the computer. Eventually they realized when there were 20 people piled up waiting for cars there was an issue.

Of all of the years coming to town one thing I've never done is go up to Mt. Charleston so we took a drive.


We checked out the area and had lunch at the Lodge. It's pricey but the serving sizes make up for it. For example Dee had chicken fingers and they brought out a plate that had 4 chicken cutlets on it. I had a cup of cream of spinach soup and of course half of Dee's chicken “fingers”.

We came back down the mountain and made our return to Rampart where we'd be staying the next 3 nights. We don't usually stay at the same hotel twice in one trip but we don't have many places where we both get decent offers from but I had a deal here.

We both got invited to the $25,000 Stars and Stripes Slot Tournament. This offer includes a room for 3 nights and two exciting tournament rounds on Saturday. When we arrived we checked in. Only Dee's room was ready. She was given room 5110 which is a standard room with 2 queens beds with a nightstand, dresser, work desk and flat screen TV. There's a small coffee area and a walk in closet. The bathroom is large with a whirlpool tub, dual sinks, toilet room and shower stall.

They were going to call us when my room was ready so we brought all of our stuff to the room and gave the Cousins a tour of the property and came back here to hang out.

The phone rang and I went and got the keys to my room which is a Junior suite 5113. I didn't so much care but I was supposed to have a 1 bedroom suite. My guess is a higher end player this holiday weekend bumped me. This room has a powder room that's handicap accessible when you walk in. On the left there is a coffee maker and fridge. From there you enter the living room with couch, coffee table, dining table that also doubled as the work desk, and TV cabinet. The bedroom portion has a king bed with nightstands and the same TV cabinet (the TV swivels). The bathroom is a very large room. To the left is the toilet room with bidet. To the right is the walk in closet. It has a dual sink vanity, shower stall and whirlpool tub.

Even though this is my room and Dee's was the regular room, we gave it to the cousins. They were quite excited.






We registered for the slot tournament and got our times for tomorrow which are 140pm and 6:40pm.


For dinner we met up and decided to go to the Promenade Cafe. My long time friend Gary and his friend Cathy came to join us as well. Dee had the Cobb salad and I had the Asian Chicken Salad. Both were very good. Our server was good and made sure we were all happy. We used Dee's birthday voucher from our last trip that was good for $60 in food and room charged the rest.

When we were done with dinner we parted ways with Gary and Cathy and the cousins went in their own direction. We hit the player's club to activate my free play. I was surprised but they gave me the slip verifying my stay in order to claim my free play from my quarterly offer which is for $525 in free play and $20 food. Then it was on to the machines for some Spin Poker. This time around it was ok. On my 3rd hand I got dealt quad 4's. I hit a few other quads along the way including a triple quad. Dee also hit a triple quad but that was about all and she was bleeding. I hovered with a few dry spells and we cashed out even between us.

We found some more machines to play and this time it was rough. The only hand of interest for me was picking up a set of aces but that just kept me going a little longer. Dee did a little better only losing half as much as I did. Between us we dumped $600.

I ran my free play through single line video poker and turned the $175 installment into $145 with no hands better than trips.

We were getting tired and it had been a pretty long day so we came up here to take it easy for the rest of the night and watched some TV for a while.

Total coin in for the day $13040
Total win/loss for the day - $450
Total comps for the day $656
Rooms $398
Cash/Free Play $175
Food $83


Day 20
Saturday July 2, 2016
We got up early this morning and hit the pool for a while with the cousins. After we baked for a while we came up here to get ready and then hit the casino for a while before it was time for our tournament session. This was a short and good session and we actually won $20 when we cashed out to go to the tournament.

This is a low end tournament with 3 minutes sessions on a bank of machines they convert into tournament mode. Your name goes up on the screen and you take your seat. The tournament started and as always I was doing poorly. I've never done well in these over the years. Dee on the other hand was doing well scoring lots of points. I looked at the score board and saw she had jumped to number 1 and was flirting with 1, 2, & 3 spots. When the screens went dark for the last 10 seconds of the round she was in the top spot. After it was over she was the session winner. Whoo hoo. Too bad there was no prize for this.

After the session we all met in the hotel lobby and headed back to the strip to go to the show which has an early 4pm start time. When we got to the Linq we had lunch at Guy Fieri's. I had the Motley Cue again and Dee had the original ringer burger. The sandwich was great with lots of pulled pork in it. I'm guessing I caught a bad day last year when I had it and there was hardly any meat on it. The only thing I can say is they had way too much seasoning on the fry mix today and they were not as good as they usually are.

After a great meal we walked over to Harrah's. Yesterday we both got our monthly show tickets for being diamond and 7* for Menopause, the Musical. All I can say about this show is it wasn't bad, it wasn't good, but it was silly. It's certainly not a show I'd go see again and it's very over priced at $61 and change per ticket. If you plan on going be sure to get a 2 for 1 coupon or use one of the discounters.

After the show we came back up here to Rampart for our second session in the tournament. Once again I was getting no hits and was in 8th place the whole 3 minutes. Dee was in 6th but each time I looked over she'd creep up bit bit more. Then she was neck and neck with the guy next to her fighting for 1st and 2nd place. Every other spin the score would flip. Then Dee got a bonus balloon for 5000 points and took off like a rocket. When the screens went dark she had a pretty big lead on him. After the session was over the total board lit up and Dee was once again session winner. We had a good feeling she'd be in the money but I know for sure there were higher scores in some of the session so the question is going to be WHERE in the money will she be.

This tournament is very top heavy with first prize being $10,000, second being $5,000 but third only being $1750. They said results would be posted at 9pm and it was about 6:45 now. Damn it's going to be a long 2 hours.

For dinner we went to the Promenade Cafe which was really dessert. We were still full from the late lunch we had so just got dessert. I had ice cream and Dee had chocolate cake.

I had some coupons for the cousins to get $10 in free play for being new sign ups and they also got to spin a fake wheel for earning 20 points. We watched them run off their free play and do their free spins. All they got was bonus points worth about $7 between them. They did manage to turn a nice profit though.

It was time to go see if the tournament results were posted and they were. I went over and looked at the list. Fuck, A. Lopes was the champion and the winner of the $10,000 top prize with a score of 287,685. Second place was just about 4,000 points less at 283,514 and the winner of $5,000 is DEE! Fuck yeah! FIVE FUCKING GRAND!

We filled out some paperwork and headed to the cage for Dee to collect her money. That was some pretty exciting shit right there.

Now it was time to play and we hit the machines. We started off with some Spin Poker. I hit a few quads but nothing great. I dropped $100 and Dee dropped $200. Next we played some new Carnival video poker games they just installed. I have no idea of strategy or returns but they looked fun and they were. Dee was doing really well and hit a bunch of mini jackpot type hands. One was a 3 card royal with a multiplier for 2500 coins. She continued to hit lots of smaller wins that really added up. Was getting good play in but not really winning or losing. We cashed out with around $700 in winnings between us.

Next up we ran my free play through single line video poker. I hit a few full houses but that was about all and turned the $175 free play into $165. In total tonight we had a pretty good video poker day and a really good tournament day. It was now after midnight and it was time to wind down after an exciting evening.

Total coin in for the day $15010
Total win/loss for the day $ 5600
Total comps for the day $ 947
Rooms $398
Cash/Free Play $175
Food $130
Shows $244


Day 21
Sunday July 3, 2016
We were up early today and it is pool day. The plan is to spend most of the day with the cousins at the pool. We coated ourselves with sun block and off we went.

For lunch we ate at the Pool Side Grille. Dee got a veggie wrap and I got a burger. The food was good but a little too pricey.

Once we were baked we came back to the room and got cleaned up and ready for the day. Dee napped for a while and I surfed the net.

For dinner we went to Irish Pub with the cousins. I had Sheppard's Pie and Dee had fish and chips. The food was good and our sever took good care of us.

After dinner we hit the casino and the cousins went off in their own direction. We tried 5 play first. Dee was a ball of fire hitting a bunch of quads. I was a little slower to start but hit a few myself. The problem was bleeding between quads going 5 or 6 hands in a row with no pay offs at all. Dee switched to deuces for her hail Mary which I thought was odd. It worked out for her when she hit quad ducks on the bottom line. This got her back into it for a while but we still dropped $500 here and got very little play.

I found a quick quads machine and tried it out for 5 play. This was not a good idea. I did hit a regular quad but no quick quads. I bled out on this machine with few dealt winners and another $200 was gone in a matter of minutes.

Since it worked out last night we took a shot at that Carnival game we played last night. Dee hovered the whole time we played. I wasn't doing as well but got a decent amount of play in. I eventually busted out and bought in for another $200 because Dee was up a little bit. The bleed was happening again until I hit a 4 card royal with a 2x multiplier on the 4th line. As it was racking up I initially thought the machine said 1,000 coins and then realized it was 10,000 coins. I said to Dee, holy shit, it's 10,000 coins, this machine is going to lock up because that's $2500! I got paid, played a bit more with no additional hits. Dee cashed out even after being up quite a bit.

One last thing for some fun was to take a 20 and play some penny games. We did well hovering right around the even mark for about 30 minutes on various games. The last game we played was streaky but we never got a bonus round and it sucked the $20 away so we quit for the night.

We came back to the room and hit the pillow!

Total coin in for the day $12875
Total win/loss for the day $1800
Total comps for the day $668
Rooms $238
Cash/Free Play $275
Food $155


Day 22
Monday July 4, 2016
Happy Independence Day to my American Readers
Today's plan was to leave a little later since I figured we probably wouldn't be able to check in very early at the next hotel I arranged a 2pm check out. What we did was spend a little time at the pool in the morning. That gave us plenty of time to do those things for a few hours.

It was starting to get late so we came back up here to the room and got cleaned and and ready for the day. For lunch we went to the buffet here using a couple of 2 for 1 coupons and charged the balance to the room. This buffet is basic but does the trick.

After we ate we gathered the rest of our things together, met the cousins in the hotel lobby and then fetched the car from the valet.

The cousins made a quick stop at Lee's Discount Liquors and we got on the road.

From there we were on our way to downtown yet again. We pulled into the D and headed for the check area. Dee had an offer for 4 nights, $200 food, 2 show tickets, $150 free play and three $50 match plays. My offer was identical except the food was $150 and the free play is $100.

Checking in was quick. Dee was assigned room 620. This is a handicap room with a king bed, nightstands, couch, table and chair, dresser and flat screen TV and work area. It has a view of Four Queens and The Fremont Street. The bathroom has a roll in shower, toilet and vanity. There are also safety bars throughout the bathroom. We were warned that this room was right above the stage outside of the D and could be noisy. It is. It won't bother either of us though.



I was given room 2631 and this is the room the cousins would be staying in. This is a king room with a nightstands, couch, table and chairs, dresser and flat screen TV. The bathroom is basic with a shower, toilet, and vanity.

Even thought the offer was for 4 nights, I only booked 3 and we'd really only be staying here for 2 nights.

We got our things up to the room and then it was off to the casino for some gaming action. Today we'd be playing on my card. Today to save time we played dollars. I noticed while we were playing the points were racking up really quickly. I knew it was 5x points for slots but apparently video poker was included in this as well. This was a tough session for Dee who was feeding in bill after bill. I was doing fair but needed to feed in a couple of more bills too. I eventually popped a bonus quad getting me back into it while Dee fed in more money. Things turned around for me when I got dealt quad aces (with a kicker but on bonus poker). Dee continued to bleed. I had my meter up over $750 after the aces but then the bleed started. I dropped $200 in under 5 minutes. But that's when I hit quad aces for the second time and a bunch of full houses. We finally had our action in and I had won $600 but Dee had lost $1000 in a quadless session netting us a $400 loss for the session. Not terrible playing dollars and one or 2 more quads would have made it better.

We didn't eat dinner tonight because we had a really big lunch at the buffet so just had a snack to get by.

We met up with the cousins to go out and watch fireworks. We went to Henderson to Mission Hills Park. We took the 95 to get there and we were about a mile from the exit and the 95 was a parking lot. No effing way am I dealing with this. I passed by the exit and turned around out at Railroad Pass and came back from the other direction. Got right off the freeway and into Foothills High School Parking Lot. This is about ½ a mile from the park but was going to be a good seat. The fireworks were good and lasted about 30 minutes. They also had some competition from the people in the surrounding neighborhoods with their illegal fireworks which were pretty good too.

We came back to the D and the cousins retired for the evening. My first stop was to the players club to get my food vouchers.

We took my 2 match plays to the roulette wheel. On the first one we played black and red came up. The second one we played on odd and 00 came up. In total we lost 2 of 2 netting us a loss of $100. This is not how match plays are supposed to work. I honestly can't recall the last time we played 2 match plays and lost them both, never mind that they were $50 matches.

We chose to play some penny games with my $100 in free play. This was NOT a good idea. We got very little play and before I knew it the $100 was gone.


With our play pretty much done for the day we decided to go to the room to watch TV. I caught the replay of the Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest and saw Joey Chestnut reclaim the championship he'd lost last year by eating 70 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes. This has got to be one of the most disgusting things to watch on TV. We went to sleep soon after this.

Total coin in for the day $10000
Total win/loss for the day - $500
Total comps for the day $232
Rooms $88
Cash/Free Play $100
Food $44
Day 23
Tuesday July 5, 2015
We slept in today because we were tired and Dee didn't want to go to the shitty pool here at the D. Once we got ready for the day it was casino time.

We are playing on Dee's card today. Our first stop was to the player's club so she could turn in the coupon from the Las Vegas Advisor that offers $5 for every 50 points earned up to $100 and the $25 match play coupon. We also got her food vouchers and we were all set.

Next stop was the box office to get show tickets using the coupons in our mailer. Even though they are for Defending the Caveman you can get tickets to Laughternoon which we did since we've seen Defending the Caveman already.

Since we had all day to play we decided to smooth things out a bit and play quarters at the Vue Bar. Things started out great with Dee hitting about 10 full houses in a matter of minutes. She hovered for a while and then took down a $79 straight flush. I was doing well too with almost as many full houses. My downfall was the flush 4 as always. I popped a few quads as well. After a few hours of play things started to turn. I was getting my ass kicked and eventually dropped the $100 I bought in for. I wasn't happy about it considering I was up $125 after my last quad. It wasn't a slow bleed either, it was quick as in lose 15 hands straight, win 1, then lose 10 more. I fed in another bill and hovered for a while but then started to die again. For a hail Mary I switched to the DDB game and popped quad 6's and took down the progressive for over $100 at 424 coins. I got quite a bit of play from this but ended up bleeding out again now down $200 after being up earlier. Dee managed to win $100, so we were only down $100 between us.

For lunch while we were playing I grabbed some hot dogs from American Coney Island using the LVA coupon to hold us over because we had big dinner plans tonight.

We took a break from the action and went to the show with the cousins. This show is general admission but we were first in line after the VIP ticket holders (save your money folks they aren't worth it). We were only a few seat back center stage. The show is comedy magic. This guy is ok but is obviously no Penn & Teller (and he's not supposed to be). The show is normally only $20 but there are 2 for 1 tickets available out there so I'd recommend it if you are downtown looking for a cheap afternoon.

For dinner we had reservations to Andiamo at the D for the cousins farewell dinner. With Dee's food vouchers and my food vouchers we have $350 available to use here. We started with the giant meatball as an appetizer and then had Caesar Salad. For entrees I had a rib eye . Dee had Tortellaci Guiseppe. The food was good with the only exception of my steak ordered medium rare and it was medium when it arrived. For dessert Dee had Carrot Cake and I had Italian Wedding Cake. Both were excellent.

This was a great meal and we all enjoyed it. The total bill came to just under $300 and was covered by the vouchers that we got with our mailers.

After dinner we took a walk up Fremont Street. What a fucking zoo it is down here anymore. On the walk we stopped at Binion's and the 4 of us had a group photo taken in front of the million dollars. Sorry, it's just not the same as the original million when it was Binion's Horseshoe.

Back to the casino and more action on the video poker machines. We still need 3k in action to max out Dee's coupon and chose to play for halves this time just to get it done. Things were streaky and I was up and down. I eventually hit a quad to stay in it. Dee hovered for a while but then it got bad for her. I got back into it by hitting quad aces on a single ace hold. Dee was hovering and I started losing again. But that's when I hit aces again to go way up. Now between us we needed 50 points ($500 in action) and Dee proceeded to lose $100 and I was actually down $150 with only 45 points earned. Yes, a $250 swing between us on $450 in action. As you might expect I was saying the eff word. I actually hit a regular and a full house in my last few hands and I got out of the session up $300 with Dee losing $200 for a $100 net win, offsetting the earlier loss this afternoon and being even for the day after 10k in action. It wasn't the best situation but my goal is to always break even and we succeeded and still had Dee's free play and match plays to do.

We had enough play for the max on Dee's coupon so went to the players club to have it added.

Next up we went to the roulette wheel to run Dee's (3) $50 match plays. On the first spin we played black and red 5 came up. On the second spin we played odd and red 27 came up for the win. On the 3rd spin we played high and 8 (low) came up. We played the $25 match play on black and red came up again. We lost 3 of 4 match plays and netted a $25 loss. I was NOT amused. That loss actually bothered me more than the VP drain we had just gone through. Between the 2 I played yesterday and the 4 today we only won one of them for a loss because of it.

We ran Dee's free play through single line quarters and turned the $250 into $220 in another round of flush 4 and lack of quads being the downfall. This free play actually made us winners today so all in all it wasn't a bad day but it was far from optimal.

We came up to the room and packed up the few things we used this visit and got ready for the move tomorrow and then watched some TV.

Total coin in for the day $10275
Total win/loss for the day $200
Total comps for the day $688
Rooms $58
Cash/Free Play $250
Food $300
Shows $80


Day 24
Wednesday July 6, 2016
We got up early today because the cousins are heading home. The cousins are flying out around noon so we got everyone together and got them to the airport by 10:00 am.

We dropped them off and said our good byes and then ran some errands including a stop at the bank. This was a fun stop, not a walk of shame like these bank stops usually are.

Next was gas for the car and then a stop at the Westgate to get some sports bets for the guys at work.

Next we went to lunch at Fat Choy at the Eureka. The only reason we even would consider going here is because it was featured on Diners, Drive Ins and Dives. We split an order of Pork Belly Bao that was featured on the show. Dee had a cheeseburger and I had a short rib grilled cheese that was also featured on the show. I thought the food was good but not anything that would have me going back to the place over and over. I was actually surprised that the Eureka was not as dumpy as I thought it was going to be. Certainly not a place that I'm going to hang out at but I've been to sleazier places.


After lunch we came back downtown and went to Main Street Station. Even though we were still guests of of the D we were actually going to be moving here today for the next 4 nights.

I tried to check in and the room was ready. I booked this on my July mail offer of $35 and 4 nights. I'm also getting a silver card good for complimentary meals at the non gourmet places in all of the downtown Boyd properties.

My host blocked room 1724 and we were given this room. When we arrived we were able to check in and the room was ready. We grabbed our stuff from the car and went up. This is a handicap accessible room. These rooms are the same as the standard rooms here at Main Street Station with a king bed, nightstands, table with chairs, dresser, 32 inch flat screen TV, closet, fridge and a work desk. The bathroom is laid out similar to the regular rooms as well except it's all one room instead of being split into two. It also has safety bars around the toilet and in the tub.

Next I walked over to the D to grab our stuff. It was a bit inconvenient but it was better than lugging all of our shit to the airport and all over town this morning.

We hit the casino and I stopped by the players club to get my free play activated and to make sure I was getting my 5x points for VP. I swiped at the kiosk and the accepted the 5x points on VP today and we were off to the machines.

We started off the day with some 10 play. Things were rough here for Dee to start. Despite hitting aces twice she needed to reload. I was doing well hitting lots of quads. A big chunk of those came when I got dealt quad kings. From there I never looked back. Dee started to come alive too. She hit a bunch of quads and a straight flush. I continued to hit quads including another dealt quad, this time it was aces for a $1000 score. Other than a few pockets of getting 5-6 non paying hands and low paired it was a pretty exciting session. I also had a hand that landed 2 straight flushes. I cashed out up $1400 and Dee cashed out with a small $100 loss. We hit 46 scratch cards worth $96. they were all for $2 except for a $5 card that Dee got and a $3 card that I got.

For dinner we went to the Market Street Cafe over at the California. Dee got the salad bar and I got the prime rib special. The prime rib was excellent tonight especially for a coffee shop cut.

After we were done eating we came back over to Main Street Station and hit the machines again. This time around we played 10 play again. There was no way this session was going to be as good as the earlier one and it wasn't. It wasn't bad though. We both hit aces twice and I had a hand with 3 quads on it. It wasn't enough in the end and we lost $400 this time. We also gathered up 26 more scratch cards worth $49. Three of those were for 3 bucks.

We moved to a different bank of machines and switched to five play to try and level off the swings a bit. It didn't really work that well as I was down a bill in about 2 minutes. Dee hit a few quads right off the bat. We did both hit aces and both times it was on a one card hold. A few minutes later Dee chirped and I look over thinking she hit aces again and see a royal flush on line 4, her 5th of the trip and our 7th combined. We cashed out of the session with a $900 win between us and 8 more $2 scratch cards.

We went back to the 10 plays again and took one more shot. I hit a quad on my first hand but that was about all. Dee hit a couple of quads. We cashed out this time even with 3 more $2 scratch cards.

We had our fill of play tonight so we wrapped up with a few penny games with no hits whatsoever.

Total coin in for the day $31100
Total win/loss for the day $1850
Total comps for the day $309
Rooms $106
Cash/Free Play $173 (Includes Scratch Cards)
Food $30


Day 25
Thursday July 7, 2016
We got up early today and went over to the Fremont Buffet which is one of Dee's favorites even though it's about as low end as it gets.

After breakfast we came back over to Main Street Station and started pounding away at the machines. We chose 10 play today to start off with. Things were not bad here. I hit a quad on my second hand and Dee hit a fair amount of quads. I had one hand with quad threes on 3 lines and a straight flush. I was hovering for the most part but Dee was swinging up and down. She needed to reload but then things leveled off for a while. I was starting to get beat up and so was she. She made the switch to make a hail Mary on DDB and got dealt quad sixes for the $2500 coin hit on what could have been her very last hand. We played a bit longer and we both cashed out dead even. We accumulated 35 scratch cards worth $71. They were all for $2 except for one $3 card.

We took a break up in the room for a while and then returned to the casino for some more video poker action. Once again we chose the 10 play machines. It was ugly. Lots of low pairs and way too many hands with no pay out. Dee was in for a grand and couldn't hit a thing. I wasn't in for quite as much but it wasn't good. I switched to DDB STP for a Hail Mary. I didn't get a multiplier but I did pull aces with a kicker for $500. This saved the session from being a total disaster but we still dropped 7 bills between us. We got 10 scratch cards worth $20 this time around.

I was aggravated so decided we'd take a lunch break before I went on an eff bomb rant and pissed Dee off. We just wanted something small to hold us until dinner so we went over to the Cal and there was a long wait for the cafe. We decided to go over to the Fremont to Lanai Express instead. I got Saiman and Dee got chili.

We came back over to Main Street Station and hit the machines again. This time we took a shot at 5 play. Dee said she was going to get dealt a royal on these machines today and that's why she wanted to play them instead the 10 plays. I figured, why not? This was where she hit a royal last night. It was streaky at first but we were hitting enough quads to keep alive. We hovered for a good amount of time but then I was losing credits rapid fire style. That's when it happened though. It was me that got dealt a royal flush! Another five grand in the pocket!

I got my hand pay and 5 scratch cards, tipped the staff (something I rarely do for a hand pay but these guys have provided us with over 150 scratch cards the last two days and always do it cheerfully) and then we continued to pound away. Soon after Dee got dealt quad nines. I pretty much died for a while after the royal but landed a straight flush on a 3 card hold and then hit quad aces after that. We cashed out this session with a huge profit and 25 scratch cards. They were all for $2 except for the $5 card Dee got.

We took a break up in the room for a while and then went downstairs to get something to eat. We went to the Triple 7. I had Brewmaster Meatloaf (which by the way is very good but I'm still burping up 6 hours later) and Dee had toasted Italian Combo with fries. She said that it was her new favorite sandwich.

After dinner we took one more shot at the video poker machines. We still needed a little more action for the day and I decided we'd take a shot at 10 play DDB STP. Dee immediately got whacked and was down over $100 before her first multiplier showed up. She finally got a 5x and was dealt flush 4. She actually landed 6 of them for a nice 750 coin hit. Then she lost it as fast as she hit it. I was also struggling to get multipliers but did snag a few quads along the way including a hand with 2 of them. Multipliers were sparse and the pay off weren't very good when they did appear. I was just about busted out and on one of my last hands got dealt a pair of queens, then the multiplier which landed at 10x. I was yelling at the machine to just drop one more queen but the fucker didn't do it. I drew to the pair and hit a full house which I was happy with as that was going to get me near even again even if the rest of the hands didn't improve. I few three of a kinds also popped up but on line 8 the quad filled in for 2500 coins. I immediately cashed out after getting my scratch card and a session the was just about to end with a $400 loss ended with a $500 win. I got 7 scratch cards worth $2 each.

We still wanted to get a few more points for the day so I decided to protect the gains and we'd play single line NSUD and buy in for $100 each. It was tough to go from playing jacks to deuces so we had to play slow to keep from making bonehead mistakes like holding a lone jack. Dee plugged along dropping for a bit then hitting a bunch of stuff to get back to even. She finally hit a quint and a wild royal to get ahead a bit. Right after she did that I got dealt 3 deuces and told Dee that I was going to hit a dirty royal too which, I did. It was the three deuces, a jack and a 4th deuce. Oops, I guess that's technically not a wild royal, it's 4 deuces for 1000 coins. We kept playing and I annoyingly got dealt quad threes. I went for the quint and failed and took my 20 coins. We cashed out with Dee breaking even and me up yet another $200.

We had enough action in for the day but Dee wanted to play some penny slots so we did that for a while with little luck. We dropped around $100 into those dumb things and got little play.

There is a progressive bank for dollars that was up over $6100 that I'd been telling Dee I was going to play because I needed to hit it. So after we lost playing penny slots I took a $100 shot at it. I hovered around even for a good 20 minutes with plenty of lower paying hands getting pretty good bang for my buck. That's was I was dealt 3 to a royal in spades. I looked over at Dee and she said do it. I hit the deal button and sure as shit the 10 of spades and queen of hearts popped up for the 20 coin win! (Come on, I know I'm on fire but did you really think that I was going to hit that too?). I eventually busted out but got quite a bit of play in considering I only hit one full house and no quads.

It was getting late and we were tired so came up here to relax and watch TV for the rest of the night before going to sleep.

Total coin in for the day $30935
Total win/loss for the day $4900
Total comps for the day $315
Room $60
Cash/Free Play $197 (Includes Scratch Cards)
Food $57


Day 26
Friday July 8, 2016
We got up and the first order of business was to head to the bank in another one of those fun trips. We made a few other stops before we came back downtown.

After we got back to Main Street Station we headed over to the Four Queens. The plan here today is to play on both of our cards because we both got offers for $300 in free play. Also, Yahtzee Mike and Camela arrived late last night and we were going to hang out with them today.

For lunch and went to Magnolia's. I had a bowl of Gumbo with a side of rice and a hot open turkey sandwich. Dee had some garden skillet egg dish. I covered the bill with comps and we were back to the machines.

We started off on Dee's card on the jacks machines. Things here were not good. We hit just enough quads to not go totally broke but there just weren't enough of them. With no real memorable hands we just kept feeding in bills. We finished Dee's action with a miserable $900 loss thanks to a few last minute quads and full houses because it was almost much worse before those.

We switched over to Dee's card and began to pound away. Things this time around were not as bad. That doesn't mean they were good though. I did hit a few quads and a straight flush to get ahead a little bit but just as fast as I hit those and got ahead by $200, I was down $200. We were both feeding in bills much faster than I would have liked. Again some good hits towards the end saved the session and we lost $400.


We ran our free play through 50¢ jacks and turned her $300 into $215 and my $300 into $285 easing some of the losses from dollar play.

Mike and Camela had tickets to a show but wanted to do dinner afterwards with us. We decided that since we were going to play at Binion's tomorrow we would do that today while they were at the show.

Like at the Four Queens we both got offers for $300 in free play and the plan was to play on both of our cards today. We started off on my card with 8/5 bonus for dollars. It was choppy here with no major hits and when we finally had my play in we were down $300.

We went over and did my mother lode spins. On spin 1 I got $10 free play, on spin 2 I got $10 cafe/deli credit and on spin 3, I got $20 cafe/deli credit.

We switched over to Dee's card and started banging away again. Things were not good for her with no quads and few hits better than 2 pair. I popped quad deuces early on followed by aces. A few minutes later I got dealt quad nines. I had the meter at $1000 while Dee fed in more bills. I had the credit meter at 1000 then 900, then 800, then 700 all of the way back to under $400. I was not doing well and just getting low paired and flush 4'd to death. Then I hit aces again to get back into it shooting the meter back up to over $700 just so it could bleed more. Dee had switched machines because she was getting killed and did a little better hitting a few quads. She actually cashed out a small profit on that machine but the first machine killed her. I cashed out with only $300 a winnings which was awful considering the number of quads I hit which included aces twice.

Once we had her action run through we went over and did her mother lode spins. On her first spin she got a free drink. On spin 2 she got free gift and on her third spin she got another free gift. The first gift was some stupid drink container the looked like the zip line platform. They gave her a deck of cards instead. The better gift was a picnic blanket which Dee actually wanted.

We went back to the machines and ran our free play through quarter progressive 8/5 bonus. Thanks to a quad she kept all $300 of hers and I hit the dreaded king high straight flush to turn my $310 into $340



All in total we did ok finishing up $150. Not a bad result considering the swings but not great when you factor in the bonus quads and aces.

We met up with Yahtzee Mike and Camela and went to dinner at Benny's Smokin' BBQ and Brews with Mike and Camela. I got the ½ rack of ribs, corn bread, coleslaw, corn on the cob and beans. Dee had the ½ chicken that came with the same. The food here is excellent and we all enjoyed our meals.

It was getting late and now after 11pm and we'd be on the go since early this morning. We said goodnight to everyone and came back here to Main Street Station and wrapped up the night with TV.

Total coin in for the day $49215
Total win/loss for the day - $700
Total comps for the day $1412
Room $110
Cash/Free Play $1210
Food $92



Day 27
Saturday July 9, 2016
When we got up and ready for the day we had plans with Mike, Camela, and Las Vegas Norm over at Magnolia's over at the Four Queens. Dee had the Simply Jazz (2 eggs, toast and hash browns) and I had Canal Street (French Toast, 2 eggs, and bacon). We all had a good time visiting and it was good to see Norm again. Mike paid the bill using his comps. Thanks Mike.

When we left Magnolia's Norm left and the 4 of us went shopping. I needed to pick up some T shirts by request of some co workers. I don't usually buy souvenirs but since they were requested I wanted to fill those requests.

Once I had what we needed Mike and Camela went back to the Four Queens to play and we went to the Golden Nugget to Sign Dee up for a new card. Once she was signed up we hit a $1 progressive video poker bank that had 8/6 jacks on it. The royal was $4560 and we took a shot. The plan was to get on the mail train and get some low end comps like I have been getting. Nothing of interest happened during the session except for me getting dealt quad kings. Other than the it was the typical grind and we slowly lost. One thing that didn't help was me only filling 1 out of 14 flush 4 attempts. We lost $300 on 3k action.

For hitting 20 points Dee got to spin a fake wheel right on the machine. The prizes are free play from $3 to $1000. Guess which one she got. Seriously, I think Tillman Fertitta can do a little better than $3 for a new sign up. It's not even enough to play 1 hand.

Next up we found a penny slot with a dime minimum bet to run Dee's $3 through. We weren't expecting to turn it into anything but did get to play for about 10 minutes. No major hits and we even cashed out with a penny!

The other thing Dee got for signing up was a $10 match play. We played it on black at roulette and up popped black for a $20 win.

We made dinner plans with Yahtzee Mike and Camela afterwards and came back to Main Street Station to take a break. On the way through Binion's I used one of those food credits we won last night to buy a couple of sandwiches. We gave them to a few hungry guys one the street that we saw every day while we were here. While I will never give these guys money I don't feel people should be hungry. Hopefully this got them through the rest of the day.

Back at Main Street Station we came to the room and took a break until dinner.

Dinner tonight was at Main Street Station's buffet. I used the silver card to cover 2 and points to cover the other 2. This is still a good buffet but it's seriously not the quality that it used to be. It's a shame that Boyd continues to make cuts and service and quality suffer because of it.

After dinner we all went back over to the Four Queens. The girls played some penny games and me and Mike hit the craps table. We haven't played craps together in a long time so this was fun. We got to the table and they already had a shooter and we got in after he made his point. He continued to roll well and we made some money off of him. The next shooter was just as good and we made money off of her. The next few shooters were so-so and that included the 2 of us. It started getting choppy and we decided we'd quit and take the cash were were still up from the good shooters.

The girls came back and they lost with Dee losing $60. My craps win was about $150 though so we netted about $100 that helped offset the earlier loss at Golden Nugget.

Mike and Camela were leaving in the morning so we said our good byes to them and came up here to the room at Main Street Station and started packing up our things for the move tomorrow.

We came back over to Main Street Station and then I went over to the California and played some blackjack. It was up and down and I couldn't get ahead but wasn't really losing either. For the crappy cards I was getting and the dealer not having to draw not much was happening. We had a few decks that got good and I got ahead a little. Then some guy sits down and starts making bone head moves. Like hitting a 10 twice and busting it against a dealer 4, standing on 13 against a dealer 10 and then hitting another stiff against a dealer bust card taking the card I needed on my double. I know over time bone head plays balance out and can help as much as they hurt but this guy killed me so I left the table with a $6 profit.

One thing I don't do often is play craps at the Cal. Mainly because of the lame double odds they offer. But I got onto a game tonight hoping to witness a Golden Arm shooter. It didn't happen and the table was choppy. We had a newbie play that didn't know how to play and was taking advice from a dark side player that was full of useless wisdom (like your money lasts longer on the don't – bullshit, it depends on how the table is running). She was actually doing ok. When it was her turn to shoot we told her to but the pass line. Virgin shooters usually do well. She did not popping a 7 on her first roll. I was almost busted out of $300 but then a guy rolled for 30 minutes and got most of it back. I played a bit longer so I could shoot and I blew it. After about 3 hours at the table I was down but just $150. Not a great result but for 3+ hours of fun it's not bad.

I got back to the room at about 1:30am. I always seem to have a late night before a moving day.

Total coin in for the day $3070
Total win/loss for the day - $350
Total comps for the day $193
Room $110
Cash/Free Play $3
Food $80


Day 28
Sunday July 10, 2016
We got up and started the day with a final meal on the silver card before we wrapped up our stay at Main Street Station. We went to the Triple 7. Dee didn't want lunch so had chocolate cake and coffee. I had an Oriental Chicken Salad.

We left Main Street Station and went to M. Before we went there we drove past and went so some art exhibit out in the desert with neon colored rocks all stacked up. Not my kind of thing but Dee wanted to see them.

We went to M because I had a mailer for $50 free play and a free buffet. They are also running a play and eat promo so I could get a second buffet free. We stated off with deuces wild triple play progressives. The progressives were at $1046, $1708, and $1400. There is not much to report other than feeding in a bunch of bills. Few dealt winners, particularly quads and very few wild royals. I eventually got dealt a wild royal but it certainly wasn't enough. Dee managed to pull four deuces on the top line on a single deuce hold. Those 2 hits kept the session from being total disaster but we still dropped $600 between us on 10k in action.

We went to the buffer for an early dinner. It was seafood night and this buffet is 40 buck per person. It was total chaos in this place. We were second in line and we waited for 15 minutes to be seated yet there were easily 20 empty tables in sight. The problem was they were all dirty. We were finally seated and tables that were dirty before we got there weren't cleaned for another 20 minutes. I'm not sure what the issue was. Either they were short staffed or the employees just suck. Either way, the buffet manager should be fired. Add to this chaos the badly behaving customers and Dee was about to explode. I found that funny because usually I'm the one that is like that.

This buffet used to be one of the best in town. While it's still very good it's also got one of the highest prices in town as far as locals places go. The quality has steadily gone downhill over the years. Tonight I noticed multiple items not cooked properly like pizza that still had raw dough in it. Fries that weren't left in the fryer long enough and were still white and egg rolls that were so limp and soggy they flopped over when you picked them up. I can say the prime rib was excellent especially compared to the crap Main Street Station served last night.

After dinner I ran my free play through quarter 8/5 aces bonus single line. It wasn't good as I lost almost every hand and on the hands I won it was just a pair of jacks. It was only $25 when I was done. We cashed out and got out of M.

Next was the strip to Treasure Island where we will be staying for the next 3 nights. This is also our final move of the trip. Based on our play last December we both got offers for a 3 night stay and $150 in free play. This is one of the asshole places that actually makes you check in to get the free play so we both had reservations.

We checked in at the invited guest area. Even though were waked right up to the counter it still took 15 minutes to check in. We had a guy that worked in slow motion and all he wanted to do was talk. I'm glad it wasn't busy or checking in here would have taken a long time. I was assigned room 15084 and Dee was assigned room 15018.

Room 15084 is a deluxe accessible room with queen beds, a nightstand, dresser, work desk and flat screen TV, arm chair and small end table. The bathroom is spacious with a vanity, roll in shower and toilet. There are safety bars in the appropriate places and Dee will be comfortable here. It has a view of Trump, Fashion Show Mall and Wynn and in the distance you can see Circus – Circus and Stratospere.

Room 15018 is a king room and is identical to room 15084 except it's not handicap accessible and the bathroom is laid out a little differently and has a larger vanity.
It's also got a strip view.


We got our things set up for our stay and then hit the casino. We only plan on playing one day on each of our cards. Tonight we'd be playing on Dee's card and hit the machines. We were playing for halves and things here were steady for a while but then my machine sucked me dry. I only hit one quad. Dee hit a straight flush and a quad but she too got sucked dry. We both fed in more bills and I quickly blew through those too. I switched to dollars for a few minutes and got dealt a quad and switched back to halves. We took a short break and went to the other bank we liked to play but found ½ of those were being played and the other half was now slots. We went back to the original bank to finish up. Dee played halves and I played dollars. I got dealt another quad and pulled a few more to stay alive. Dee hovered and hit quad fours 3 times.

Next we ran Dee's free play through half dollars. She did well turning her $150 free play into $150 cash. We also cashed in her points from the last 2 trips for another $50 in free play and that turned into $20 cash as her session was like mine at M.

We got our action in and finished down about $200 after the free play eased some losses.

We stopped over at the CVS that's attached to the casino and got some cereal and milk for breakfast. Being here for so long eating in restaurants is really getting old.

We came up to the room and went to bed at around 1:00am.

Total coin in for the day $21365
Total win/loss for the day - $750
Total comps for the day $ 465
Rooms $112
Cash/Free Play $250
Food $103


Day 29
Monday July 11, 2016
We slept in today and when we got up and started off the day with in room breakfast. We lounged around for a while this morning prepping for the trip home a bi and watching TV.

We had to take our clothes to the laundromat so headed out for a while to drop that off and just to get out for a bit.

For lunch we hit Jack in the Box one last time for some tacos and chicken to hold us over until dinner.

Next up was a stop at the Pinball Hall of Fame. I had planned to stop here a few times this trip but it went by so fast that we haven't been here in almost a month. I went in and played while Dee stayed out in the car and read her book. As always a good time and only a few bucks.


We came back to Treasure Island and when we got to the room saw it wasn't cleaned and it was 5pm. I called housekeeping and no one answered the phone. I called the front desk and they said they send someone up.

We hit the casino to get my play in today. It was ok here for me but Dee got whacked. I was hovering while she was feeding in bills. She made a Hail Mary attempt after being down over $350 with very little action. Of course while she is playing double-double I was the one that hit aces. She switched machines and started hitting some stuff. Her meter was slowly growing. She hit a few quads about 5 hands apart from each other and a bunch of full houses. Next thing I knew she had close to $500 on the meter which was pretty good considering she was in for 6 total. I of course hit aces again, this time with the kicker (ugh). We kept plugging along and I held three fives and landed the 4th one but I heard her groan. I look over and shes got a dealt flush with 4 to a royal. She dumped the odd card and up popped the ace for another royal flush and my quad was completely overshadowed.

We took a break for dinner and went to the Seafood Shack. I don't do seafood but they had plenty of other things to choose from. I also had a 2 for 1 entree coupon that came with the room. Not knowing how I stand on comps I like to keep my charges low until I understand how their system works. I had Cajun blackened chicken with rice and Dee had a Shack Burger. My food was good but the sausage had the taste and texture of a spicy hot dog. Other than that the meal was good.

We returned to the casino to get the rest of my play in and realized I had 4 entries into their daily Wheel of Fortune Slot tournament. I did 3 sessions and Dee did one. This is a low end tournament with 16 prizes totaling $1000 in free play with the top prize being $250 free play. The guy running the tournament said you needed at least 4000 points to get in the money. Let's just say that Dee didn't live up to her standard of killing it. Our scores combined didn't mean anything, no way we were going to make the money in this low rent tournament.

We went back to the machines and started pounding away again. Dee hovered but went through streaks of nothing. I grew my meter from the start hitting a few quads. I can't recall how many quads I hit but there was one pocket of play where I hit 3 within about 20 hands that really helped. Dee was struggling but I continued to do well and hover. Then I hear her groan again. I look over and see a club flush with 4 to a royal on her screen again. She dumped the odd card and boom, up pops the 6 of clubs to complete the flush again. So it's not a royal but it was exciting to see a flush return to the screen because normally when we do this we get nothing or a royal.

Dee eventually busted out and struck out on her hail Mary attempt too. I was up $300 though so offset her $200 loss.


We ran my $150 free play through and turned it into $257.50 thanks to two quads and a bunch of full houses. I also cashed in $50 worth of points and ran that through in a bloodbath turning it into $15 in the worst free play run through I've ever had.


We had our action in for the day and decided we'd get cereal at CVS again for breakfast and avoid the restaurants.

We came up to the room and watched TV for a while before going to bed.

Total coin in for the day $12075
Total win/loss for the day $2300
Total comps for the day $350
Rooms $112
Cash/Free Play $200
Food $38

Day 30
Tuesday July 12, 2016
Well today is our final day. It's hard to believe that a month has gone by already but taking a look at the calendar it most definitely has!

We slept in again today and then had in room breakfast consisting of the cereal from last night.

I stopped by the host office to see if they could pick up the small room charges we had only to be told that I didn't play enough to cover the room. I though that antiquated shit went out 10 years ago but apparently not.

We headed out of Treasure Island to make another fun stop at the bank. From there we had to go pick up our laundry that we dropped off yesterday. We stopped along the way for the final Jack in the Box lunch (I thought that was yesterday but it wasn't).

We had no more action to get in here at Treasure Island so had the day free to do as we pleased.

We decided to South Point. When we got there we tried our luck with Quick Quads Wheel Poker. Dee hit a bunch of quads while I fed in bills. Then she got dealt flush with 4 to a royal. Now with the luck we've been having you wouldn't think this would happen but on line 2 she hit her 7th royal of the trip.

We cashed out with a little over a $500 win since I had been getting my ass kicked and moved to 50 play jacks for nickels. I got dealt a bunch of flushes and straights and a few full houses. I also hit a royal on line 35 for my 8th royal of the trip. Dee hovered for a long time but then hit a bad streak and busted out. My royal got us out of the session even.

Next we tried some quick quads without the wheel feature. Dee again was hitting quads while I was feeding in bills. I dropped $300 and she broke even and we moved.

Next we tried some Spin Poker. It was up and down with few quads. I took a hail Mary and switched to DDB and hit deuces with a kicker to get back into it. This was just about the time Dee bled to death. These machines dealt pretty slowly and on one hang I watched as the first 4 royal cards lit the screen up. The 5th card was a dud. I spun the reels and up popped a bunch of shit and I didn't even get a pair of jacks out of it.

I stopped by the players club and asked for a host and the boothling asked if there was anything she could do. I asked for a meal come for 2 to the cafe. She made a call and I was turned down for the comp. I was puzzled and asked if it was typical to not earn a meal comp after 18k in action and I was told I could use my points. This is one of the main reasons why this place isn't at the top of my list to play at. After 18k in action I don't think $30 for the cafe is out of line.


For dinner we went to Coronado Cafe and I got a pork cutlet sandwich. Dee got spaghetti. The service in this place was awful tonight. It took 20 minutes to have our order taken (I was just about ready to leave). Then it took another 20 minutes for Dee's salad to arrive. Then another 20 minutes to get the main course. Then my pork wasn't cooked all of the way through and 10 minutes later a new one arrived. This was easily the worst dining experience of the trip.

One last stop was to the deli to get a sandwich to take on tomorrow's flight. I got us a turkey sandwich and ordered it with no lettuce, tomato or onion. When I got it it was covered with all of the above. Idiots.

I also notice that South Point must think they are on the strip. The prices in their restaurants have gone through the roof. This turkey sandwich was $14.50. Seriously, I can get a better sandwich on the strip in a sit down restaurant for less.

We left South Point after about a 20 minute wait at valet for the car. I guess 20 minute waits were the theme here tonight. We took a last drive down the strip and headed back to treasure Island.


We came up to the room to pack up our stuff and get ready for tomorrow's flight home. Because of an airline change we have to get up in the middle of the night which I'm not to happy about. Once we were packed up we watched some TV for a while and then crashed.

Total coin in for the day $17893
Total win/loss for the day $50
Total comps for the day $157
Rooms $112
Food $45


Day 31
Wednesday July 13, 2016
We were up around 3:45am this morning thanks to American Airlines changing our flight home not once, but twice from a late morning flight to a first flight of the day.

We got ourselves ready and packed up the few things we still needed and were ready to roll.

We had the valet bring up the car and we were off to the rental car facility to return the car with a quick stop along the way to gas up.

Returning the car was quick considering it was 4:30 in the morning. We got back into the lobby and boarded the shuttle back to the airport.

Things at the airport were slow right now. We are flying home on American Airlines. I booked this flight back in April and got a decent price of $251 per person. Now quite the $240 we paid round trip in the winter but not bad being able to fly into the local airport.

Checking in was easy and we were off to security. Things here were the usual crap with people not listening to TSA agents and just doing whatever they wanted including trying to smuggle 1 liter bottles of water through.

Once we were through security we took the tram over to the D gates where we sat and waited for the flight to board.

We pre-boarded so Dee could board without worry and made our way to our seats. This is flight 677 to Philly scheduled to leave Las Vegas at 6:55am (originally our flight was to leave at 9am) and arrive in Philly at 2:34pm for 4 hours and 39 minutes. The captain came on the PA and told us it was only going to take 4:15.

We took off right on time and we were on our way back to the east coast. I made up for lost sleep last night and slept for a good portion of the flight home. Dee did the same. We landed in Philly at 2:15pm. We had to wait for Dee's wheelchair to come up and then got on the shuttle to Terminal F where we'd be connecting.

We got the the other terminal and had plenty of time to get something to eat. I got a cheese-steak from Tony Luke's (it Is Philly after all). It's one good sandwich. While we were eating I could see the monitors and saw the flight got moved from 5pm to 5:20pm. Soon it became 6pm. There was a storm that swept through central PA and NY up to into Canada and a bunch of flights were canceled and delayed, including our plane that was coming in from Wilkes-Barre.

We finally boarded. This is a little puddle jumper plane and they let Dee get on first again. We were in row 3 so everything was easy. This is flight 4945 non stop into Newburgh. It is scheduled to depart at 5pm but now 6pm and take 1:09 to get there. It normally doesn't take that long and the captain came on the PA and told us it would take only 34 minutes.

At about 6:35pm we landed. Once they brought Dee's chair out we were on our way to baggage claim. The suitcase was already on the belt when we got there and we were all set.

After the suitcase came out I walked down to the plant where I work and parked the car for the last month. I drove back up to the terminal to pick up Dee and we were on our the 6 mile trip home.

I stopped at the grocery store on the way home for a few items and then we pulled into the driveway at about 7:45pm as another trip to Las Vegas came to an end.

Total coin in for the day $0
Total win/loss for the day $0
Total comps for the day $0

Final Thoughts
It's really convenient to fly from the local airport
It was good to stay at the Tropicana for the first time in many years
Raiding the Rock Vault is a good show
Rampart continues to be a favorite
It's nice to spend a few days in Laughlin where things are much slower paced
The Strip continues to be a zoo
Rental car taxes really suck
We spent quite a bit of time downtown this trip
Fremont Street is becoming more and more of a chaotic version of hell
The rental car prices this trip were some of the highest I've ever paid
This was my 53rd trip to Las Vegas
It was great to spend some time at the Pinball Hall of Fame
The North Tower At Harrah's Laughlin sucks
It was great having “The Cousins” spend a week with us
Dee's slot tournament win was pretty exciting especially since it was her first tournament ever
Getting a dealt royal at Main Street Station was exciting
The weather was typical for June/July with temperatures in the 100's
We played 430,000 hands of video poker this trip
We hit 15 royals this trip (1 @ 5¢, 12 @ 25¢ & 2 @ 50¢)
I hit 8 royals this trip (1 @ 5¢ & 7 @ 25¢)
Dee hit 7 royals this trip (5 @ 25¢ & 2 @ 50¢ )
We got 162 scratch cards at Main Street Station worth $335 (155 @ $2, 5 @ $3 , 2 @ $5)
This was the largest winning trip ever
This WIN brings my Las Vegas record to 30 – 22 – 1
The next trip will be in December as the Christmas / Birthday Trip returns!

Eff Yous
Eff you to high rental car taxes
Eff you to the rental car rates this trip
Eff you to luggage fees
Eff you to Alamo for being totally understaffed
Eff you to Tropicana for only having a food court open with limited menu on 6/13
Eff you to Tropicana housekeeping for leaving a dirty washcloth on the tub
Eff you to Tropicana for vacuuming the hallway at 11:00pm one night
Eff you to King high Straight Flushes
Eff you to Ace Low Straight flushes
Eff you to whoever clammed in the pool at Rampart
Eff you to The California for closing their snack bar and replacing it with slots
Eff you to the guy that jumped off the bridge on Flamingo
Eff you to Metro police for not knowing how to control traffic during events at the T-Mobile arena
Eff you to Metro police for not properly diverting traffic on Flamingo Rd when they closed it from Valley View to the Strip due to the asshole the jumped
Eff you to T-Mobile Arena for poor crowd control
Eff you to video poker session with 30% loss rates
Eff you to the North Tower at Harrah's Laughlin
Eff you to people the request the car from valet and then go back inside so the valet has to wait for them (as well as everyone else)
Eff you to the Linq valet's computer system on July 1st
Eff you to the chaos on Fremont Street
Eff you to Treasure Island Housekeeping for not cleaning our room on 7/11/16
Eff you to Treasure Island Housekeeping again or not cleaning the room after I called and reported it
Eff you to the service in South Point's Cafe
Eff you to South Point for being tight with comps
Eff you to the deli prices at South Point
Eff you to Treasure Island for making you “pay” for your room before any additional comps are issued
Eff you to American Airlines for changing our return flight not once but twice
Eff you to delayed flights
Eff you to people that can't behave when they are in an airport

Total coin in the for the trip $532640
Total win/loss for the trip $19650
Total comps for the trip $15740
Rooms $4044
Cash/Free Play $7759
Food $2697
Shows $1140
Other $100


Question or comments can be posted or e-mailed to me at
stungazed -AT- hotmail -DOT- com
Thanks James for this report! I've only gotten through Day 8, but I've already noticed that at the beginning of Day 8, stuff is missing where it mentions something about a Royal Flush, so check that out!
Thanks, I fixed it. If you see anything else screwy let me know. I was having computer issues when I posted this.
You're quite welcome, James and now that I've finished reading the entire report, thanks very much for posting all of it and congratulations to both of you for all of your nice wins as well as for the excellent total that you both came back with -- most especially for Dee's excellent Slot Tournament placing plus for all of the nice Royals that you both ended up hitting.

And as for dealing with filling in those 4 Card Flushes, unfortunately they are only going to fill in about 19% of the time since on any one line, there is a 9 in 47 chance of filling it in (which is about a 1 in 5.22 chance of it coming in) although if the game involves getting paid for any High Pairs (J-A), then at least you could end up getting your bet back.
Just another great report. Congratulations to you and Dee on your wins. Very exciting! My wife and I always read your reports as they provide a lot of detail and are very entertaining. I don't know how you remember everything but the information is always appreciated and I know it takes a lot of work to prepare the reports. We are looking forward to our early October trip to Caesars and are looking forward to your birthday trip report in December.
Loved reading the TR, Congrats on all of your winning days and Royals I hope that the dear hubby and myself can someday spend 30 days in Vegas
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