3 reasons Christmas is cancelled this year

1. The Gingerbread man feels bullied because someone called him a "ginger"

2. The eight maids-a-milking are on strike, demanding $15 per hour

3. Only two of the reindeer have signed up for Reindeercare as newly mandated.
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Originally posted by: johnzimbo
The eight maids-a-milking are on strike . . .

Please don’t tell everyone what those goddammed Lords-A-Leaping tried to do to those poor Ladies Dancing. We were really hoping to keep a lid on that.


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Originally posted by: johnzimbo
1. The Gingerbread man feels bullied because someone called him a "ginger"

2. The eight maids-a-milking are on strike, demanding $15 per hour

3. Only two of the reindeer have signed up for Reindeercare as newly mandated.


What's the point of this? It's not funny, clever, or entertaining. He'll, it's not even stupid.

Is the booze that bad?

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Originally posted by: albeadle33
What's the point of this? It's not funny, clever, or entertaining . . .

As if you would recognize funny, clever, or entertaining. What the hell is wrong with you? I’m generally as conservative as they come, but I’m embarrassed to admit that “my side” sometimes draws in assholes like you. And, yes, the “other side” has them, too.

More importantly, above and beyond the political scale, there’s a human scale and, on that one, you’re failing miserably, bub.

Why don’t you get the fuck out of here? You have very few friends here. Virtually NO ONE wants you here. GET LOST.



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Originally posted by: clcjim
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Originally posted by: albeadle33
What's the point of this? It's not funny, clever, or entertaining . . .

As if you would recognize funny, clever, or entertaining. What the hell is wrong with you? I’m generally as conservative as they come, but I’m embarrassed to admit that “my side” sometimes draws in assholes like you. And, yes, the “other side” has them, too.

More importantly, above and beyond the political scale, there’s a human scale and, on that one, you’re failing miserably, bub.

Why don’t you get the fuck out of here? You have very few friends here. Virtually NO ONE wants you here. GET LOST.




+1


I'll second that motion.

Must suck to have someone piss in your cornflakes EVERY morning!
FUNNY

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Originally posted by: johnzimbo
1. The Gingerbread man feels bullied because someone called him a "ginger"

2. The eight maids-a-milking are on strike, demanding $15 per hour

3. Only two of the reindeer have signed up for Reindeercare as newly mandated.


MORE AND MORE THIS BOARD IS JUST BECOMING A BOAT LOAD OF UEFUL INFORMTAION....
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Originally posted by: johnzimbo
1. The Gingerbread man feels bullied because someone called him a "ginger"

2. The eight maids-a-milking are on strike, demanding $15 per hour

3. Only two of the reindeer have signed up for Reindeercare as newly mandated.


The eleven pipers piping got the munchies, conned some milk out of the maids, and the "12 days" never made any further.
I thought it was the 2 reasons why the Nativity couldn't take place in West Virginia:

They couldn't find three wise men........or a virgin.
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