$5 or $10 BJ on the strip??

Maybe it is.

toothless hooker downtown might be the only $5-$10 deal you will find.

Bring a buddy along and use the LVA 2for1 coupon.

Just be careful you don't get "Penguined". Especially downtown.

I was chatting with the hotel night clerk at Binion's one night, trying for fun books and match plays since my supply was low, when a guy came to the desk to complain.

Seems he'd brought a "girl" to his room, and that's what she did to him. Got paid, had him drop trousers, stole his wallet and ran and barely touching him while apparently searching for his valuables.

I had a difficult time not ROTFLOL. It's kind of difficult when you want to chase someone and your pants are around you ankles, so you look like a penguin running down the hotel hallway.