Abstinence Advocate, Bristol Palin, is knocked up....again

Oh I definitely have the hots for you. Unabashedly. How could any woman not?

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Originally posted by: Boilerman
Ellen, I'm flattered. You must be quite sweet on me to show such interest in my daily schedule. Dom and I met at 4:30pm Saturday, leaving me plenty of time to correct the many inaccuracies posted by well meaning people. I wasn't clock watching while at "The Brick", but I suspect I was home by 7:30pm.

Last night I attended an Indianapolis Indians AAA baseball game with an old college buddy. I'll make certain to keep you appraised of my itinerary, and you let me know when you would like further details.

Happy Tuesday to you!


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Originally posted by: EllenMonster
Boiler, I thought you were out with your friend from Tanzania tonight.



You may have to fight for me. Are you tough?


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Originally posted by: EllenMonster
Oh I definitely have the hots for you. Unabashedly. How could any woman not?

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Originally posted by: Boilerman
Ellen, I'm flattered. You must be quite sweet on me to show such interest in my daily schedule. Dom and I met at 4:30pm Saturday, leaving me plenty of time to correct the many inaccuracies posted by well meaning people. I wasn't clock watching while at "The Brick", but I suspect I was home by 7:30pm.

Last night I attended an Indianapolis Indians AAA baseball game with an old college buddy. I'll make certain to keep you appraised of my itinerary, and you let me know when you would like further details.

Happy Tuesday to you!


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Originally posted by: EllenMonster
Boiler, I thought you were out with your friend from Tanzania tonight.




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Originally posted by: EllenMonster
Oh I definitely have the hots for you. Unabashedly. How could any woman not?

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Originally posted by: Boilerman
Ellen, I'm flattered. You must be quite sweet on me to show such interest in my daily schedule. Dom and I met at 4:30pm Saturday, leaving me plenty of time to correct the many inaccuracies posted by well meaning people. I wasn't clock watching while at "The Brick", but I suspect I was home by 7:30pm.

Last night I attended an Indianapolis Indians AAA baseball game with an old college buddy. I'll make certain to keep you appraised of my itinerary, and you let me know when you would like further details.

Happy Tuesday to you!


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Originally posted by: EllenMonster
Boiler, I thought you were out with your friend from Tanzania tonight.




DrMilled is gonna be pissed. Between resort fees, gay marriage, and a two-timing floozie, I fear for his mental state.
Is there a 10 year old child in America that doesn't know about condoms? No. Is there a 10 year old in America that doesn't know how pregnancy happens? No.

What do we need to teach them?


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Maybe the best path does not include gloating over others' misfortunes or misadventures.


Where's the fun in that?

Besides...
Unplanned pregnancies are a serious problem. Some people (Bristol Palin) take the national stage and preach abstinence-only sex education is the most effective way to reduce unplanned pregnancies. It hasn't been very effective for poor Bristol. Evangelicals should take note - especially since they are the ones most outraged by the practice of abortion


Abstinence is an extremely effective way to prevent unwanted pregnancy. One must simply remain abstinent.
But abstinence-only sex education has been show to be extremely ineffective when it comes to teaching...abstinence. On the other hand, the states with comprehensive sex education have the lowest teen pregnancy rates.



PJ wants us to believe that Bristol doesn't understand birth control, and that she doesn't understand how pregnancy happens. He believes that had she been properly educated about these options, that she would not be pregnant.

Boiler and everyone else knows that she understands these issues.


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Originally posted by: pjstroh
Ironically Bristol's Pregnancy now serves as a brilliant case study in sex education. Abstinence-Only sex-education gets you 2 unplanned pregnancies from two different fathers...neither of which is wed to the mother. Well played, lady. You've earned that paycheck


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Originally posted by: Boilerman
PJ wants us to believe that Bristol doesn't understand birth control, and that she doesn't understand how pregnancy happens. He believes that had she been properly educated about these options, that she would not be pregnant.

Boiler and everyone else knows that she understands these issues.


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Originally posted by: pjstroh
Ironically Bristol's Pregnancy now serves as a brilliant case study in sex education. Abstinence-Only sex-education gets you 2 unplanned pregnancies from two different fathers...neither of which is wed to the mother. Well played, lady. You've earned that paycheck



Just like when homophobes get caught in gay trysts, some of us glee in the hypocrisy of abstinence proponents getting pregnant out of wedlock.

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Originally posted by: snidely333
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Originally posted by: EllenMonster
Oh I definitely have the hots for you. Unabashedly. How could any woman not?

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Originally posted by: Boilerman
Ellen, I'm flattered. You must be quite sweet on me to show such interest in my daily schedule. Dom and I met at 4:30pm Saturday, leaving me plenty of time to correct the many inaccuracies posted by well meaning people. I wasn't clock watching while at "The Brick", but I suspect I was home by 7:30pm.

Last night I attended an Indianapolis Indians AAA baseball game with an old college buddy. I'll make certain to keep you appraised of my itinerary, and you let me know when you would like further details.

Happy Tuesday to you!


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Originally posted by: EllenMonster
Boiler, I thought you were out with your friend from Tanzania tonight.




DrMilled is gonna be pissed. Between resort fees, gay marriage, and a two-timing floozie, I fear for his mental state.


Obviously Ellen has a thing for angry old white guys - my hope is someday being able to impress her by getting mad and spewing out venom like boil man and the doc.....

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Originally posted by: snidely333
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Originally posted by: EllenMonster
Oh I definitely have the hots for you. Unabashedly. How could any woman not?

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Originally posted by: Boilerman
Ellen, I'm flattered. You must be quite sweet on me to show such interest in my daily schedule. Dom and I met at 4:30pm Saturday, leaving me plenty of time to correct the many inaccuracies posted by well meaning people. I wasn't clock watching while at "The Brick", but I suspect I was home by 7:30pm.

Last night I attended an Indianapolis Indians AAA baseball game with an old college buddy. I'll make certain to keep you appraised of my itinerary, and you let me know when you would like further details.

Happy Tuesday to you!


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Originally posted by: EllenMonster
Boiler, I thought you were out with your friend from Tanzania tonight.




DrMilled is gonna be pissed. Between resort fees, gay marriage, and a two-timing floozie, I fear for his mental state.


Obviously Ellen has a thing for angry old white guys - my hope is someday being able to impress her by getting mad and spewing out venom like boil man and the doc.....


Love is blind.
I may be old, but angry..............no. I have more fun at life and have more friends than 99% of the people on earth.


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Originally posted by: melonhead
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Originally posted by: snidely333
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Originally posted by: EllenMonster
Oh I definitely have the hots for you. Unabashedly. How could any woman not?

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Originally posted by: Boilerman
Ellen, I'm flattered. You must be quite sweet on me to show such interest in my daily schedule. Dom and I met at 4:30pm Saturday, leaving me plenty of time to correct the many inaccuracies posted by well meaning people. I wasn't clock watching while at "The Brick", but I suspect I was home by 7:30pm.

Last night I attended an Indianapolis Indians AAA baseball game with an old college buddy. I'll make certain to keep you appraised of my itinerary, and you let me know when you would like further details.

Happy Tuesday to you!


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Originally posted by: EllenMonster
Boiler, I thought you were out with your friend from Tanzania tonight.




DrMilled is gonna be pissed. Between resort fees, gay marriage, and a two-timing floozie, I fear for his mental state.


Obviously Ellen has a thing for angry old white guys - my hope is someday being able to impress her by getting mad and spewing out venom like boil man and the doc.....


snivelly333 and gourdhead - get off and stay off of my lawn...
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