Alien Burglarizes Subway Restaurant

Ref: The Smoking Gun

For the record, . . . if, indeed, . . . this is an actual interstellar traveler, DonDiego welcomes the new Masters of the Earth.

Interstellar traveler?? Cripes, it's just alanleroy.

His message read,

............... "Whatever Happened to the $5 Foot Long?".

Rick

He was a smart alien. He said "Take me to your loss leader"

That is Jarrod retrieving his kiddie porn from the company servers.

I could've swore DD's headline read Allen burglarizes subway restaurant , I thought we had a thief amongst the LVA crowd.

Just another audition for the blue man group. No biggie.