And the Super Bpwl winner is...

OK smart a$$es. How about the Cleveland Browns are playing the Denver Broncos for the AFC Championship. Ernest Byner gets the handoff inside the Denver 5 yard line and it looks like he's going to score......BUT he FUMBLES the ball on the Denver 2 yard line, and the Broncos recover. This little known QB named John Elway comes back into the game......and leads the Broncos on a 98 yard drive for the winning TD. Nah! That couldn't possibly happen......could it? Pure fantasy land. So don't tell me what could or could not happen in the NFL.

Or ask Herm Edwards (NFL commentator) about the "Miracle in the Meadowlands"! Instead of the Giants QB, Joe P., taking a knee, he mis-hands off the ball to Larry Czonka, the ball is fumbled, and Herm Edwards of the Eagles picks it up and runs it in for a TD. There was no other way in the world that the Giants could have lost the game....but it happened.
OK, let me try another one...

Tim Tebow travels back in time with Marty McFly to the 1950s to warn Frank Gifford about his unfortunate future with Kathy Lee Gifford. He gets lost, and somehow ends up playing QB for the New York Yanks in a game against the New York Giants.

Tebow's performance is so pathetic that it leads to the demise of the Yanks, Gifford becomes a star, eventually marries Kathy Lee (who is really just Satan in disguise), and poor Americans are stuck watching her drunk ass every damned day for all eternity as punishment.

Teabags then returns to 2012 to ruin another franchise (Broncos) with his asinine religious bullshit, and for some reason we're all stuck hearing about him constantly in spite of one horrendous game after another.

Sounds possible to me!
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