Another offer

After dropping off some winter coats at the rescue mission we headed to Atlantic City. We've been going to Harrah's at the Marina so we decided to go there again. A bunch of debris on their deck outside the poker room but no other damage that I saw in the dark.

The X-bar, which is usually very busy was very quiet. The bartenders seemed very happy to have some customers. My wife got a bit tipsy off two drinks. Not like her at all as it usually takes her 3 drinks to get tipsy. Some guy at the bar starts telling jokes. Not very good jokes but due to the circumstances, it was entertaining. He's there with his girlfriend and mentions a foursome to us. Probably contrary to the usual reaction, we tell him we're not into that but his is the best offer we've gotten as he's a decent looking guy and his girlfriend is good looking. Way better looking than the women in our previous offers. While our other offers seemed to be a straight swap, this guy kept saying "foursome" and he seemed to be just as interested in me as my wife.

There was no mention of going to Mexico with them.
Wow. This is amazing. You two must be real lookers.
Or it's the hat, or the mustache, or the way you roll those beady eyes or...something!
Snidely, you are quite the chick/dude magnet. This one's for you.
Thanks but I think it's my wife that is magnetic.

Snide, you little devil.
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