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Originally posted by: RoadTrip
"Welcome aboard Frontier Airlines Flight 777 to Las Vegas, Nevada.
To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."
"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask and pull it over your face."
"If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide which one you love more."
A couple of others I heard on their flights: One was about adjust your oxygen mask and then helping the children and those acting like children. Another was that if you have to smoke, please step out onto the wing.