For those who may be wondering what they can do to increase their own, personal emissions of cancer-fighting gases, here’s a helpful suggestion: Drink more beer.
More beer results in more farts. More farts result in less cancer. It’s pretty friggin’ amazing how that works, and undeniable evidence of divine intervention. Clearly, God gave us beer because he loves us and wants us to be happy. And cancer free.
At this point, I know that some of you are probably thinking, “Yeah, God gave us beer, but he also gave us Chilcoot.” Well, that doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love us. It probably just indicates that he has a bit of a mean streak.
