Best first line of a song.

One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces.

Best first line...hmm...

One that comes to mind is She came in through the bathroom window, from the song of the same name, recorded by both the Beatles and Joe Cocker.

"Woke up this morning,
Gee a lot of songs start out this way,
Then again, so do most of my days."

Right Handed Love, by Smokin Dave and the Primo Dopes.

"Pardon me, you left your tears on the jukebox, and I'm afraid they got mixed in with mine."

Hey Jude - my favourite Beatles song...

"God Bless America"

My favorite
"The following is a true story, only the names have been changed to protect the guilty"

"I guess I shoulda known by the way you parked your car sideways that it wouldn’t last"
Little Red Corvette - Prince

"I've paid my dues
time after time,

Queen - We ar the champions

Yea, its the biggie, but for us geeks, and virtually everyone around the world its a theme song.

We must no forget this one:

Don't know much about dancin'
that's why I got this song

the great Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool

We were at a party
his earlobe fell in the deep

B-52's - Rock Lobster

For several years, back in my "club" days when I was single, my theme song was......

"I just want to get drunk and screw...."

Jimmy Buffet

Those days seem to be long gone. I rarely drink anymore.
Unfortunately, that's not the only thing I rarely do.