Big Game food

I am surprised there is no Super Bowl food thread?

Use caution Ellen. The use of the word "Super Bowl" when mentioning the Super Bowl may bring NFL attorneys swarming !

Your header title is proper tho, and should result in no "cease and desist" orders from the NFL.

There is one Ms. Monster

Thanks, JM. I must have missed that thread.

Oh, Football.

I thought this thread was about eating bear or elk or some other kind of big game.

Not that brave. I am going to splurge and cook me up a big fat bacon cheeseburger for the game. Yum. Just a big pattie, cheese, maybe some bacon and a gun.

As much as I love lettuce and tomato, I don't put them on a burger. The ruffage slows down the digestive system causing your body to absorb more calories and fat. Without the lettuce and tomato the hamburger works its way through your system faster so a 900-calories cheeseburger zips through at 200 or 300 calories instead. You don't hear nutritionists talk much about that.

I thought the thread was going to be about what big game eats.

Hey Ellen sweetie: Put that cheese burger in a Wrap, really makes it fun to eat.

Me too.

I honestly did too.