The Biggest Losers..........

.......have just taken the stage !

Jindahl, Putaki, Graham, and Santorum make up the kiddies table on this undercard precursor to the main event later tonight.

Should be hours upon hours of comedy. Tune in to bust a gut !!

Yup. Sure wish we were gonna see somebody serious, like Hillary or Bernie, or, (dare I wish) Barrack.

The other 11 career criminals have just taken the stage.

Let the insults and blustering begin !!!

Lol Trump came out insulting Rand Paul.

Paul opened up can of whoop ass on him.

Trump wallops Pataki.

Bush fumbles a softball.

Little Scotty picks it up and hits Trump over the head with Bush's softball.

Walker is doing a good job.

Kasich looks presidential.

Christie manages to deliver his lines good, but is still unappealing.

Ben Carson is slicker than owl shit.

Fiorina has said fester several times.

Another question for Bush.

Bush says he is no puppet. He is a tax cutter. Talked about how Trump gave his some $$ to get a casino in FL. Trump denies it. Says Bush is a special interest ass kisser. Trump is roasting Bush. Bush looks weak and wimpy.

Now Dr. Ben Carson is calling Bush a boot licker.

Question about Russia:

Trump says Pootie-Poot will respect him.

Rubio says Pootie-Poot is a gangster. I wonder if he wears baggy pants? Says Russia is trying to upstage us in the who has the biggest cock contest.

i Carly drops a lot of names and manages to sound intelligent.

Question on Iran Deal:

Teddy says Iran bad guys. Deal is catastrophic so he will tear it up on day one.

Kasich says it is a bad deal, but he wants to wait and see. Slow steady and firm.

Good solid comedy so far. One liners, interspersed w creative insults. Timing by several very good.

Who needs the Comedy Channel when we have this ???

Paul says we should talk to China. Says little Scotty is a know nothing. He is rash and reckless.

Little Scotty wants to cancel dinner with the yellow people.

Bush gets a question about his daddy. Says we should be strong against China, but we shouldn't cancel dinner.

The Huckester says Iran deal is about the survival of Western Civilization. Says we should poop on the agreement otherwise the Iranians will think we aren’t macho men, and have their way with us.