Boiler nearly was added to the "People of Wal-Mart" list

Yesterday, one of my toilet seats broke. In an effort to match color, I considered carrying the lower portion of the seat into Wal-Mart. During a moment of clarity, I suggested that my son cut a 1 inch slice from the ring so I could match the color while hiding the small portion of the toilet seat in my pocket.

Did you know that a toilet seat only costs $10 at Wally World?
My ass deserves better.
Plan C: A high-definition photo on cell phone.
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