On December 16 and 17, 2015 Public Policy Polling asked self-identified likely primary voters if the United States should bomb Agrabah.
The result:
Republicans
30% support bombing Agrabah
13% opposed bombing Agrabah
57% were "not sure"
Democrats
19% support bombing Agrabah
36% opposed bombing Agrabah
45% were "not sure"
On 20 December, 2015 WPA Research polled whether the United States should accept refugees from Agrabah.
The result:
Democrats
44% support accepting refugees from Agrabah
27% oppose accepting refugees from Agrabah
28% are "indifferent" on the issue
Young Democrats (ages 18-to-34)
66% support accepting refugees from Agrabah
22% oppose accepting refugees from Agrabah
12% are "indifferent" on the issue
[No Republican results are provided.]
It should be noted that Agrabah is the mythical kingdom in which Aladdin resides in the Disney film.
It should be noted that Agrabah is the mythical kingdom in which Aladdin resides in the Disney film.
So what can the interested reader, if any, draw from these polls?
43% of Republicans polled took a position on bombing/not bombing a fictitious country.
55% of Democrats polled took a position on bombing/not bombing a fictitious country.
71% of Democrats took a position on accepting/not accepting refugees from a fictitious country.
88% of Young Democrats took a position on accepting/not accepting refugees from a fictitious country.
Conclusion:
The people responsible for selecting the Presidential nominees, and ultimately, the President of the United States are insufficiently well-informed or inadequately serious to make such a decision.
i.e. The USA is screwed.
The result:
Republicans
30% support bombing Agrabah
13% opposed bombing Agrabah
57% were "not sure"
Democrats
19% support bombing Agrabah
36% opposed bombing Agrabah
45% were "not sure"
On 20 December, 2015 WPA Research polled whether the United States should accept refugees from Agrabah.
The result:
Democrats
44% support accepting refugees from Agrabah
27% oppose accepting refugees from Agrabah
28% are "indifferent" on the issue
Young Democrats (ages 18-to-34)
66% support accepting refugees from Agrabah
22% oppose accepting refugees from Agrabah
12% are "indifferent" on the issue
[No Republican results are provided.]
It should be noted that Agrabah is the mythical kingdom in which Aladdin resides in the Disney film.
It should be noted that Agrabah is the mythical kingdom in which Aladdin resides in the Disney film.
So what can the interested reader, if any, draw from these polls?
43% of Republicans polled took a position on bombing/not bombing a fictitious country.
55% of Democrats polled took a position on bombing/not bombing a fictitious country.
71% of Democrats took a position on accepting/not accepting refugees from a fictitious country.
88% of Young Democrats took a position on accepting/not accepting refugees from a fictitious country.
Conclusion:
The people responsible for selecting the Presidential nominees, and ultimately, the President of the United States are insufficiently well-informed or inadequately serious to make such a decision.
i.e. The USA is screwed.