Boobs vs Butts ? [For men only]

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Originally posted by: clcjim
Forgive this momentary diversion, but, if there are heart-shaped butts, then there must also be butt-shaped hearts, right?.
DonDiego fails to follow clcjim's logic; the existence of heart-shaped butts does not prove the existence of butt-shaped hearts.

Perhaps some research results are in order.

From feelroxy.com:
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. . . our butts come in all shapes and sizes. Are you familiar with different Butt Shapes? Let's explore them:

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Ahem, yes, perhaps one should explore them, whenever given the opportunity.

Umm, . . . oh, . . . wait, . . . DonDiego has lost his train of thought.


Dang it, DonDiego. I need to settle a score with my wife and, to do it, I need butt-shaped hearts.

Couldn’t you, like, maybe just this one time, concede that such a thing might possibly exist??

And, while we’re on the subject, I must admit that heart-shaped butt is really, really nice. And, . . . um, . . . I just lost my train of thought, too.


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Originally posted by: DonDiego
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Originally posted by: clcjim
Forgive this momentary diversion, but, if there are heart-shaped butts, then there must also be butt-shaped hearts, right?.
DonDiego fails to follow clcjim's logic; the existence of heart-shaped butts does not prove the existence of butt-shaped hearts.

Perhaps some research results are in order.

From feelroxy.com:
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. . . our butts come in all shapes and sizes. Are you familiar with different Butt Shapes? Let's explore them:

***endquote***

Ahem, yes, perhaps one should explore them, whenever given the opportunity.

Umm, . . . oh, . . . wait, . . . DonDiego has lost his train of thought.


YEP, heart shaped with round an extremely beautiful runner up. Ahhh, the female form(s) is such a blessing that has been bestowed upon us males


Actually, for me, a butt cannot be judged in a vacuum, because it’s always attached to a personality. Can make a big difference.

I know, I know. I’m weird.


However,there is some magnetic force that has gotten men into trouble throughout the ages when confronted with something of this magnitude.


OK, we were talking mostly about butts. Then jatki went and brought up boobs. Just a reminder: Any simultaneous discussion of butts AND boobs is known to lead to craziness and is, therefore, like, illegal or something.

I would like to add in the difference between a butt or boob shooting for the coveted #10 rating is......... wiggle. A butt or boob can be of the right proportions but MUST wiggle correctly while a women is walking to be rated a #10
Is it just me ? (or my computer ?).
The map is BLUE & RED.
I find it strangely "illuminating" that "certain" people are in the PURPLE (?) gang.
Hmmmm..... perhaps they mean BOTH (?)....'cause that's what you get when you combine both.
(blue + red = purple)

Hopefully, it's not the inability to state the obvious, make a decision or comprehend the question ?!?
Just sayin'........
Oops...sorry! Double post. Got so "rattled" I hit the wrong button.
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Originally posted by: pearlguy
Hmmmm..... perhaps they mean BOTH (?)....'cause that's what you get when you combine both.
(blue + red = purple)
That is what DonDiego concluded as well, . . . except he is still slightly bemused by MIKEY7777's preference for "Wisconsin boy-butts", . . . not that there's anything wrong with that.
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