Boobs vs Butts ? [For men only]

Blade in NC and loves them sexy slender butts on a lady.

..and Mr Spock chimes in on the subject.

THAT's just flat out toooooo funny !

Just another example of how punctuation, spacing and placement are important !

Have you found yourself frequently skipping lately? Just kidding.

Showtunes for me tonight!

Bring on the boobs. Sorry guys, I love a great derriere but it still doesn't compare to an incredible rack.

How latent of you.

I REALLY don't like to quote you because your posts take up a 1/2 a page,but I will.
Yes,I'm a boob guy.Always have been.
That's why I play such terrible BJ at the Golden Gate.
I keep losing my card count.


Crowd Pleasers

Dual Air Bags

Ear Warmers/Fun Bags

From The Urban Dictionary:

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins

Those are 99 words for boobs

I thought he just liked boy butts. People in Wisconsin are a little different. I'm not here to judge.