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Britney Spears: Pirate Repellent

pjstroh

Oct 29, 2013
1:47am

Introducing the newest, most economical weapon in the war on terror: American Pop Stars. Nothing makes Pirates flee faster than Britney Spears breaking out into song.

https://www.nbcnews.com/entertainment/britney-spears-music-used-drive-away-somali-pirates-8C11488068

treegirl

Oct 29, 2013
6:43am

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She has sold close to 100 million albums so I doubt she cares about your opinion.
Assuming this is the normal insult you usually have for pop singers.

GO BS!

pjstroh

Oct 29, 2013
6:53am

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Originally posted by: treegirl
She has sold close to 100 million albums so I doubt she cares about your opinion.
Assuming this is the normal insult you usually have for pop singers.

GO BS!

My opinion? I'm not a pirate. I get sea sick on the merry-go-round.
I truly hope my link didn't hurt your feelings too much. You're gonna be ok, right?

Dan Svatass

Oct 29, 2013
7:00am

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treegirl

Oct 29, 2013
7:16am

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Originally posted by: pjstroh

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Originally posted by: treegirl
She has sold close to 100 million albums so I doubt she cares about your opinion.
Assuming this is the normal insult you usually have for pop singers.

GO BS!

My opinion? I'm not a pirate. I get sea sick on the merry-go-round.
I truly hope my link didn't hurt your feelings too much. You're gonna be ok, right?

humor - fail
sarcasm - fail

Sarah9nascar

Oct 29, 2013
9:23am

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You can make fun of her all you want while she takes the money to the bank. I am older and I will see her show. It doesn't have anything to do with singing, it's about the performance she will put on. She is a great entertainer and dancer.

jatki

Oct 29, 2013
9:38am

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Originally posted by: pjstroh
Introducing the newest, most economical weapon in the war on terror: American Pop Stars. Nothing makes Pirates flee faster than Britney Spears breaking out into song.

https://www.nbcnews.com/entertainment/britney-spears-music-used-drive-away-somali-pirates-8C11488068

I saw that on the news on also, funny as hell! I started to wonder how much that story was ..umm..stretched a bit. Absolutely correct tho, I might even be tempted to tuck tail and run if I was a pirate. Blasting Gangnam style would absolutely do it for me tho, geez, might even be tempted to walk the plank on that one.

J

EDIT to add: WTH is wrong you guys? I don't PJ was starting any crap over BS, he was just linking a quirky story that you have to admit was odd.

Go team PJ ? I guess..

Campion

Oct 29, 2013
9:46am

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I would use Ylvis's "What Does The Fox Say" song. Their heads would literally explode.

Fox

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Originally posted by: jatki99

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Originally posted by: pjstroh
Introducing the newest, most economical weapon in the war on terror: American Pop Stars. Nothing makes Pirates flee faster than Britney Spears breaking out into song.

https://www.nbcnews.com/entertainment/britney-spears-music-used-drive-away-somali-pirates-8C11488068

pjstroh

Oct 29, 2013
10:54am

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Originally posted by: treegirl

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Originally posted by: pjstroh
Quote
Originally posted by: treegirl
She has sold close to 100 million albums so I doubt she cares about your opinion.
Assuming this is the normal insult you usually have for pop singers.

GO BS!

My opinion? I'm not a pirate. I get sea sick on the merry-go-round.
I truly hope my link didn't hurt your feelings too much. You're gonna be ok, right?

humor - fail
sarcasm - fail

Making you constipated - success !

snidely333

Oct 29, 2013
11:09am

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