Bwaahahaha

Sorry,I would of laughed my ass off if I saw this.

Court: Man burned by fajitas while praying can't sue eatery

"...The man said he bowed his head, then heard a loud sizzle followed by a grease pop. He then felt a burning sensation in his left eye and on his face.

The man said he panicked and knocked the food on his lap, causing more burns. The burns didn't cause scarring."

https://www.publicopiniononline.com/local/ci_27643677/court-man-burned-by-fajitas-while-praying-cant

I really would have thought that a person who burned himself like jatki99 did, burned so badly that he can't work and actually speaks here and in public forms on occasion about his experiences as the victim of grievous self-inflicted burn wounds, would have some empathy for a fellow burn victim.

Nope. Instead, jatki99 finds it funny that the man, Hiram Jimenez, was burned and wishes he could have seen it himself so that he could have laughed his ass off.

I assume in the man's face, as he writhed in pain.

Because empathy.

That's my Applebees. Glad this lawsuit was thrown out.

When I was basically not paying attention and burned myself on the oven, I never once thought of suing the oven manufacturer. I considered suing my wife when I burned my palate on some hot chili, but I had a sneaking suspicion that it wouldn't have worked out well.

"Careful. It's really hot." Is what they usually say. Maybe they need "Warning HOT...Do Not Pray Over" labels.

Just maybe people should take responsibility for their actions. Everyone who has eaten fajitas at a restaurant knows that they are hot when served. Another liberal wanting a free ride.

Call Jackie Childs, Attorney at Law.

And don't use any BURN BALM!!!
NO BURN BALM!!!

Even if the balm is recommended by The Maestro?

HAHA, now that conversation is going through my mind, hilarious.

When I read the article it remnded of a time in college when I was shooting pool with a very drunken friend and it was one of those tables you had to bend over and put quarters in the slide thingy on the side. Well he went to put the money and smacked his head on the side of the table so hard he almost knocked himself out, had to go and set 'em in the corner.