Can the machines be switched to "don't pay" ?

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Originally posted by: arcimedes
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Originally posted by: tomdoug
Yes you can win short term, thats the only way to log a score. My opinion is that you cannot win short term consistantly.
9 years running, maybe you should move to Vegas.


Maybe you should have listened in your high school math class.

Your opinion has nothing to do with reality. The math is the math. For you to deny basic mathematics is hilarious. You might as well say it's impossible for a plane to fly. Both are based on mathematics.

I lived in Vegas for 5 years.


I actually did very well in my math classes during my high school years, Geometry,Trig, Calculus(I really enjoyed nodal analysis as it pertains to Ohm's law),and Statistics. I would say I am very very qualified when it comes to "basic math".
I'm just not buying what your selling, thats all.
If it were that easy with perfect play, you would still be in Vegas doing what you love and making a living.
Please don't bother posting excuses as to why you left.
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Originally posted by: RoadTrip
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Originally posted by: melbedewy
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Originally posted by: MoneyLA
Well, Arc, I do know professional poker players who do sell "shares" in themselves to get money to enter tournaments. Sometimes big tournaments and sometimes small tourneys or even satellites. But I dont think they sell shares of themselves -- or get loans for tourney entries -- if they are "winners."

I play at the Bike in LA often and it breaks my heart to see two of the biggest names in poker borrowing money to buy into satellites and tourneys, and to find out that they are really flat broke.



I've seen a whole of "pro's" busted by the casino. I've yet to see a caino busted by the "pro's"



I HAVE!

During the south Florida "Casino Boat Wars", as I fondly refer to them, there were promotions that were just unbelievable on the casino boats.

The casino boats "cruise to nowhere" usually lasted for 3-4 hours of gaming time, plus the travel time to get to the 12 mile limit. So most boats were scheduled for 6 hour cruises.

They battled fiercely for players at one point, and promotions got really "interesting". The first and most lucrative was that a player would receive 4 x $25 match play when they purchased $1,000.00 in chips. You "had" to be an "A" player, but even that was not enforced.

Than, along came a company called IGT which, for it's members, would get you $250.00 in Non-Negotiable chips for the prices of $187.50. Usually valid once per week. Than, there were coupons "around", good for $5.00 in slot tokens with purchase of $10 or $20. Also, the boats had mailing lists, and it was not uncommon to receive match plays, free aces, etc.

Many of those match plays or free aces mailers were printed by computer on standard paper.

As a result, "counterfeits" found there way onto the boats, but were dealt with efficiently enough by changing procedures, etc.

Double dipping promotions was allowed! So IGT + $1,000 cash would provide an additional $100 match play, and $67.50 savings on NNS chips.

One boat, "new" to the marketplace, decided to allow unlimited IGT rebuys during cruises. Their first sailing was a Thursday nigh. Twice Friday, Sat, etc.

By Friday night, 3 cruises into their "launch", they were broke. "We" worked them over so hard, they had difficulty cashing people out, and had to empty drop boxes, and pay off some in coins!

Belly up after three cruises.

So, poor decisions by a casino can lead to their going broke also.

I know I was very busy "working" the casino boats, and "sailed" as many as 15 times in one week. I knew it was not going to last long, but for that 9-12 months, a "smart" player could practically guarantee a profit of over $110.00 per cruise, plus meals, snacks, drinks, even hotel room nearby.

Most of the boats also had poker rooms, and I would get into a game after 20-30 minutes of running my promotions through. Very lucrative time in Southeast Florida, long before the Seminoles began "real" casino's and table games.

Anyway, a poorly thought out promotion did lead to the bankruptcy of one casino boat.

There was one promotion that was even better!

A mailer for a month was sent out, with coupons. First trip got $25. Second $50, the 8th got $250. Free chips. No obligations, etc. Real negotiable chips. "Just for the ride". Oh, and that could also be used while also getting the "VIP" match play for a buy in, and the IGT non-negotiable chips.

Whew. The good old days of the South Florida Casino Boat Wars.

It was hard work sailing that many times. After the first few weeks, I slowed down to only 12 cruises or so each week. And gained some weight from all the free meals and buffets.

I miss those times.

Sound alot like Bob Stupeks promotions for Vegas World way back when.
I love the blurry, drunken videos.
Only if MoneyLA is playing......

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Originally posted by: tomdoug
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Originally posted by: RoadTrip
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Originally posted by: melbedewy


I HAVE!

During the south Florida "Casino Boat Wars", as I fondly refer to them, there were promotions that were just unbelievable on the casino boats.

The casino boats "cruise to nowhere" usually lasted for 3-4 hours of gaming time, plus the travel time to get to the 12 mile limit. So most boats were scheduled for 6 hour cruises.

They battled fiercely for players at one point, and promotions got really "interesting". The first and most lucrative was that a player would receive 4 x $25 match play when they purchased $1,000.00 in chips. You "had" to be an "A" player, but even that was not enforced.

Than, along came a company called IGT which, for it's members, would get you $250.00 in Non-Negotiable chips for the prices of $187.50. Usually valid once per week. Than, there were coupons "around", good for $5.00 in slot tokens with purchase of $10 or $20. Also, the boats had mailing lists, and it was not uncommon to receive match plays, free aces, etc.

Many of those match plays or free aces mailers were printed by computer on standard paper.

As a result, "counterfeits" found there way onto the boats, but were dealt with efficiently enough by changing procedures, etc.

Double dipping promotions was allowed! So IGT + $1,000 cash would provide an additional $100 match play, and $67.50 savings on NNS chips.

One boat, "new" to the marketplace, decided to allow unlimited IGT rebuys during cruises. Their first sailing was a Thursday nigh. Twice Friday, Sat, etc.

By Friday night, 3 cruises into their "launch", they were broke. "We" worked them over so hard, they had difficulty cashing people out, and had to empty drop boxes, and pay off some in coins!

Belly up after three cruises.

So, poor decisions by a casino can lead to their going broke also.

I know I was very busy "working" the casino boats, and "sailed" as many as 15 times in one week. I knew it was not going to last long, but for that 9-12 months, a "smart" player could practically guarantee a profit of over $110.00 per cruise, plus meals, snacks, drinks, even hotel room nearby.

Most of the boats also had poker rooms, and I would get into a game after 20-30 minutes of running my promotions through. Very lucrative time in Southeast Florida, long before the Seminoles began "real" casino's and table games.

Anyway, a poorly thought out promotion did lead to the bankruptcy of one casino boat.

There was one promotion that was even better!

A mailer for a month was sent out, with coupons. First trip got $25. Second $50, the 8th got $250. Free chips. No obligations, etc. Real negotiable chips. "Just for the ride". Oh, and that could also be used while also getting the "VIP" match play for a buy in, and the IGT non-negotiable chips.

Whew. The good old days of the South Florida Casino Boat Wars.

It was hard work sailing that many times. After the first few weeks, I slowed down to only 12 cruises or so each week. And gained so me weight from all the free meals and buffets.

I miss those times.

Sound alot like Bob Stupeks promotions for Vegas World way back when.



Stupak did know how to "sell". His packages did draw a lot of novices to Vegas, and everyone who visits Vegas was a novice at one time.

The boat "Casino War" promotions were really BIG advantage plays. Getting $250 in non-negotiable $25.00 chips for $187.59, and an extra $100 (4x25) match plays for a 1K buy in was monster. Over the entire period where I went on cruises 12+ times per week, I believe I only had one losing trip, where I actually lost money, perhaps a total of $180 or so if memory serves me correctly. That was over a period of 9-12 months.

There was something like 14-15 "casino boats" within a two hour max drive, with 6-8 within 30 minutes or so from my home at the time. If and when I felt like a change of scenery, I'd hit others on the west coast of Florida if/when I could get a motel comp, and could use the promos two days in a row.

Yeah, it was lucrative. Tax free. Cash.

In late 2009 I ran into one of the former casino managers from "my favorite" Ft Lauderdale boat working at the Luxor as a shift boss. Got a meal comp from him. LOL

I will always remember how that one boat which allowed players to rebuy promotion NNC's during the trip went broke after only 3 sailings.

Even homeless people were sailing on some of the boats because of the promotions being so lucrative. One guy I know would actually bring one or two on a cruise with him, give them $10 bucks plus they got free meals, so he could capitalize on the bonus match play, etc. Finally stopped that after some complaints about "aroma", and they instituted the surreptitious "sniff test" as I liked to call it. They actually began "inspecting" passengers as they boarded, and eventually banned the guy bringing in the "low lifes".

There are lot's of stories bout those "cruises to nowhere." A "brothel" operating on one (they had cabins, "free" to rated players who wanted to sail back to back cruises) that got shut down, and led to the Coast Guard forcing that ship to discontinue allowing the cabins to be used except on international cruises to the Bahamas with an overnight stop. They had to do that regularly to keep their foreign national employees "legal" with their work visas.

All sorts of stuff happened.

But the promos were legit, and for the most part, so were the casino's. (One did get busted for removing some 10's from some BJ shoes!)

Still, the promos made me lot's of money.




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Originally posted by: arcimedes
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Originally posted by: melbedewy

Yeah, and you went broke and moved to a more player friendly locale-the Minnesota Indian casinos.


I see melbedewy has been drinking again. Evidently when he drinks that heavily it turns the definition of the word profit into going broke. I'm still waiting for him to take up my bet. What about it, dude? You ready to back up your claims with money yet? Or, are you going to just keep lying? (as if I didn't already know)

BTW, isn't it time for you to make another one of those blurry, drunken videos? We all need another good laugh.



wait, seems like there is another poster who frequently pulls the "I'm right and you are wrong because you won't take my ridiculous bet" card. anyone recall who that is?

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Originally posted by: arcimedes
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Originally posted by: melbedewy

Yeah, and you went broke and moved to a more player friendly locale-the Minnesota Indian casinos.


I see melbedewy has been drinking again. Evidently when he drinks that heavily it turns the definition of the word profit into going broke. I'm still waiting for him to take up my bet. What about it, dude? You ready to back up your claims with money yet? Or, are you going to just keep lying? (as if I didn't already know)

BTW, isn't it time for you to make another one of those blurry, drunken videos? We all need another good laugh.


I agree and I would also enjoy another drunken video. I'll be disappointed if he doesn't use his famous catch phrase "welfare checks" at least five times.

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Originally posted by: KarenTN
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Originally posted by: arcimedes
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Originally posted by: melbedewy

Yeah, and you went broke and moved to a more player friendly locale-the Minnesota Indian casinos.


I see melbedewy has been drinking again. Evidently when he drinks that heavily it turns the definition of the word profit into going broke. I'm still waiting for him to take up my bet. What about it, dude? You ready to back up your claims with money yet? Or, are you going to just keep lying? (as if I didn't already know)

BTW, isn't it time for you to make another one of those blurry, drunken videos? We all need another good laugh.



wait, seems like there is another poster who frequently pulls the "I'm right and you are wrong because you won't take my ridiculous bet" card. anyone recall who that is?


That sounds familiar Karen but I can't place the name. All I know for sure is that it isn't me.


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Originally posted by: snidely333
I love the blurry, drunken videos.

Another one next month from the Boardwalk in AC.
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Originally posted by: tomdoug
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Originally posted by: arcimedes
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Originally posted by: tomdoug
Yes you can win short term, thats the only way to log a score. My opinion is that you cannot win short term consistantly.
9 years running, maybe you should move to Vegas.


Maybe you should have listened in your high school math class.

Your opinion has nothing to do with reality. The math is the math. For you to deny basic mathematics is hilarious. You might as well say it's impossible for a plane to fly. Both are based on mathematics.

I lived in Vegas for 5 years.


I actually did very well in my math classes during my high school years, Geometry,Trig, Calculus(I really enjoyed nodal analysis as it pertains to Ohm's law),and Statistics. I would say I am very very qualified when it comes to "basic math".
I'm just not buying what your selling, thats all.
If it were that easy with perfect play, you would still be in Vegas doing what you love and making a living.
Please don't bother posting excuses as to why you left.


He left to get away from those blizzards in Las Vegas.
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