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Canadian Anchor Baby Ted Cruz Wins Iowa Caucus

malibber2
malibber2
Feb 1, 2016
12:14pm
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Donald Trump comes in 2nd. The effeminate Macro Rubio and his cute boots finished 3rd. Carson is 4th and Rand Paul 5th. The Fat man turns in a dismal performance finishing behind Carly and Huckabee beating only the frothy Rick Santorum and Jim Gilmore.

On the Democratic side it is too close to call with 90% of precincts reporting.
JM2300
JM2300
Feb 1, 2016
12:43pm
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Thanks Jimmy.
forkushV
forkushV
Feb 1, 2016
1:05pm
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jphelan
jphelan
Feb 1, 2016
1:09pm
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Why are the Democrats so slow to count their votes? Hmmmmm

lvfritz
lvfritz
Feb 1, 2016
2:21pm
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With 99% of the vote in, Liarry Clinton is .2% ahead of a 74 year old socialist....and some see that as a victory.

The good news is that now we can start culling the herd.
malibber2
malibber2
Feb 1, 2016
2:28pm
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A great victory for Sanders supporters. This was never a state he was supposed to win, so to finish in a tie is wonderful. He will win in New Hampshire
ecomstoc
ecomstoc
Feb 1, 2016
8:16pm
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Glad to see Bernie will bring back the U.S.S.R., United States Socialist Republic. Maybe we can have a "reverse" cold war.
Boilerman
Boilerman
Feb 1, 2016
8:58pm
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Better watch out. Forkie has a way of slamming those who "body shame" others.


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Originally posted by: malibber2
Donald Trump comes in 2nd. The effeminate Macro Rubio and his cute boots finished 3rd. Carson is 4th and Rand Paul 5th. The Fat man turns in a dismal performance finishing behind Carly and Huckabee beating only the frothy Rick Santorum and Jim Gilmore.

On the Democratic side it is too close to call with 90% of precincts reporting.


forkushV
forkushV
Feb 1, 2016
10:12pm
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Originally posted by: jphelan
Why are the Democrats so slow to count their votes? Hmmmmm
In 2012 it took Iowa Republicans until 2 AM to declare Romney the victor.

And then they got it wrong - the winner was Santorum.
hoops2
hoops2
Feb 1, 2016
10:14pm
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shrillery's margin of victory was determined by coin tosses
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