Canadian Anchor Baby Ted Cruz Wins Iowa Caucus

Are you implying there was some funny business with the coins they used?

Is that a two-faced coin? Or two tailed?

There's lots of weird rules in the Iowa caucus. Chris Christie and Mike Huckabee settled the 5th place tie by engaging in a hot dog eating contest. Shareholders in Oscar Meyer were declared the winner.

Yesterday four or five Republican candidates found out that God lied to them. Bummer, huh?

I wonder how good a candidate Jeb might have been, had his brother been reasonably successful. The only time I've ever agreed with Jesse Jackson's 'stay out the Bushes.'

Lol. I am going to miss having the fat man to kick around after New Hampshire. In related news, LVA male conservative man candy favorite, Scott Brown, announced he will be endorsing Donald Trump.

I understand Hillary held the coin up and said, "Render therefore unto Hillary the things which are Hillary's..."

I understand Huckabee quit the race so he could spend more time with the Duggars.

Two-Tailed then.

Looks like more leaders in the "party of personal responsibility" seem to struggle with personal responsibility.


Donald Trump didn't lose Iowa. Claims Ted Cruz stole it !

Ted Cruz sucks at life. Forgets to renew his health insurance. Blames Obama.

Sarah Palin blames Obama for her son's woman beating ways