The Candy Bar Thread

but we never settled on whether the worst insult in all the Milky Way galaxy was

1) cul de sac namby pamby

or

2) fat $2 whore

Almond Joy.

Snickers a close second.

Edited to add a 3rd one: Payday...do they makes those anymore?
In school (a zillion years ago) my nightly ritual was a Payday with a Diet Coke.

Mine favorite would be Butterfinger. I might need to go get one now.

Of course when you think of candy bars, I think of the candy bar in the pool scene from Caddyshack.

From the Urban Dictionary:


Two Dollar Hooker - Cheap-ass and ugly hooker, even worse then a slut.

"I'm bored, let's pick up a two dollar hooker and have a good time".



Two Dollar Whore - a prostitute costing less than or exactly $2.00.

"Yo troy, see that two dollar whore over there?"
"fo shizzle"
"I got a season pass"
"no shit!"



Two Dollar Fag - Slang for a man who sucks or wishes to suck another mans dick.

Derived from the 1820s when Chinese immigrants, who would suck each others penises for the meager price of two dollars a month.

" Rob was acting like a two dollar fag at the bar last night, trying to touch me and shit.".



Two-Dollar Hoe Bath - To spray oneself with cologne or perfume, instead of bathing in soap and water. You can usually tell by the strong odor which is overbearingly sweet or manly.

"I came on the bus this morning and I could totally tell someone took a two-dollar hoe bath! Smelt like fritos and funk".

Have always wondered if a Baby Ruth bar would actually float. It seems with its weight and mass the bar would sink.
Anybody here ever done any scientific tests to prove/disprove? Please let the forum know your findings. TIA.

Nestles Polly Waffle (now gone)
Mountain bars (https://www.brown-haley.com/mountain.php)
Chunky
Snickers

Nobody lays a finger on my BUTTERFINGER.

Lindt or Ghirardelli milk chocolate, with or without goodies like caramel, nuts, and the like.

And for the person who liked chocolate bacon bars, I had the chocolate maple bacon bar from Vosges. Totally worth the $7 apiece (probably more now since that was in 2008).

Well nobody so far has guessed the candy bar that I just HAD to go out and buy yesterday at lunchtime,

so here's a small hint ............. It is "semi" nutritious, as there is something in it that is good for you.


BTW, My Global Warming thread is gonzo too ?????

Probably associated somehow with how all the M&Ms around the world are melting.


Rick