I met Wilt Chamberlain while he was playing a slot machine at the RIO. He was involved in a stupid argument with a slot person about a payoff. He wasn't supposed to have gotten anything. Anyway, I interupted to say "hello" and he said rudely, "Can't you see I'm trying to get this straightened out?" I fired back, "Can't you see there's nothing to straighten out, since you're not supposed to get paid!" He didn't like that too much, but I didn't care, since Wilt was one of my all time favorite players.