CHICKEN POX DAYS, SO ASK NESALK ANYTHING...

Yep, I'm stuck at home for next couple of days thanks to some little puke giving my daughter chicken pox. I can't go anywhere because of this bullshit, and I'm already bored out of my freaking mind.

So I'll be here taking your questions for the next 48 hours or so, catching up on "Dance Moms" and porn downloads, gambling online, and any other useless crap I can think of to kill time.

If nobody has any questions, that's fine. I'll just find some stuff to answer myself.

Dear Nesalk,

What's all of this "Occupy Wall Street" stuff about?

Wow Nesalk, that's a great question. I could go into details, but that would take too long.

LETS GO DOWN TO THAT ACADEMIC HOTBED, BETTER KNOWN AS THE BIBLE BELT, FOR THE ANSWER...

Hope that clears things up for you.

A Greek, a Portuguese and an Irishman go out for a drink. Who pays?

Answer: the German. LoL

But seriously, who is your favorite porn actress?

That's easy...a German.

(Answer courtesy of MSNBC.COM )

DAMMIT!!! It takes 30 minutes for this website to load, so I need time to respond.

Are we talking right now or all time?

Right now.

Or all time. Please not Seka.

Right now--toss up between Sunny Leone (perfectly pierced tits, in case BAGIANT needs a reference to what that kind of thing should look like) and Maria Ozawa (perfect all around!). Both are Canadian too.

All time...Tera Patrick BEFORE the hideous fake tits.

I'm sure Seka was perfect too...in Mindbender's time.