CHICKEN POX DAYS, SO ASK NESALK ANYTHING...

So...the Leafs are in first..are you declaring them Champions yet??



So Nessie, what are your favorite Japanese dating sims?
Either Nessie's daughter has had a very quick recovery (we hope) OR- the porn and injuries he has suffered watching the porn has ran well into the late night and early morning! Come on Ness give the ole "pecker" a break!
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Originally posted by: surf87
Sunny Leone





Maria Ozawa





Sorry for the delay...been masturbating.

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Originally posted by: Roulette Man
One very obvious question. Have you had the chicken pox when you were younger?


Thankfully yes. Otherwise I'd be out in Ehrenberg living in my trailer for a month or so.
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Originally posted by: rdwoodpecker
should I give "butterfinger" full size candy bars this year or "5 hour energy drinks" for trick or treaters????


Always go with the candy bars, unless you know (and can't stand) the little shits. Then they get a handful of that lead-ridden shit that the Mexicans eat.
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Originally posted by: NAVYMOM924
So...the Leafs are in first..are you declaring them Champions yet??


YES!!! They are champions every year.
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So Nessie, what are your favorite Japanese dating sims?


Summer Session.
Dear Nesalk,

My sack weighs more than 100 pounds and I can't even take a piss. Is there any hope?
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Dear Nesalk,

My sack weighs more than 100 pounds and I can't even take a piss. Is there any hope?


Sadly, no...unless you move to Canada.
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