Christmas Story

A few years ago a friend of mine was telling me a story of a couple pranksters " also friends "
Guy # 1 puts an ad in the local paper stating that he is paying $10.00 for used car batteries
and you need call after 9pm and he would pick up as many used batteries that you have, and
recieve $10 for every battery, he put in his buddies phone #

6 months later,
Guy # 2 puts an ad in the paper right after X-Mas, stating that he is in desperate need of your
old X-Mas trees for a Habitat for Humanity project , " Please drop off your tree at " Guy # 1's
address " and Thank You for your support " Apparently for about 3 weeks after X-Mas people
were throwing their old trees up on his driveway, lawn, vacant neighbor's lot etc. all hours of
the day and night !
Funny.

Next time you're in Vegas tell us where you're staying and we'll be sending many Hot Mexican Babes directly to your hotel room.
Why Mexican babies, why not Jewish babies, black babies, Asian babies, or any other race babies, or you just want to pick on Mexican babies?
On my screen the word Blade used was "Babes", not "babies". Beyond that, point well taken.


Yeah, and while we’re at it, why HOT babes?? You got somethin’ against COOL babes??? And furthermore, why BABES????? You don’t like BOYS??????????

You really messed up big time, Blade.

And I thought this thread was going to involve a BB gun and a leg-shaped lamp.
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Originally posted by: marlo36
And I thought this thread was going to involve a BB gun and a leg-shaped lamp.


You forgot the bottle of Viagra.
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Originally posted by: loydthelover
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Originally posted by: marlo36
And I thought this thread was going to involve a BB gun and a leg-shaped lamp.


You forgot the bottle of Viagra.


I was actually talking about the movie "A Christmas Story." But, for what it's worth, the movie does mention licking poles.
I'm sorry,my mistake.
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Originally posted by: fernie18
I'm sorry,my mistake.

Don't worry 'bout it.

My point was to call the number on those cards the hispanics (aka: Porn Slappers) hand you on the strip which promise Hot Ladies/Models/Babes, etc Directly to your hotel room.




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