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>> AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES : THESE REALLY WORK!!
>>
>> 1. TO AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES, GET SOMEONE ELSE TO
>> HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
>>
>> 2 TO AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT-
>> USE
>> THE SINK.
>>
>> 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A
>> FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. [REMEMBER TO USE A
>> TIMER.]
>>
>> 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
>> ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
>>
>> 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES - YOU'LL BE
>> AFRAID TO COUGH.
>>
>> 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T
>> MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE
>> DUCT TAPE.
>>
>> 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
>>
>> DAILY THOUGHT:
>> SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY
>> BRING
>> A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS.
>>
>>

I've got a good one that really works! If you or anyone else suffers from migraines or headaches, drink two glasses of Gatorade. Believe me it works. Faye has always suffered from migraines. I had gotten an email from someone with some home remedies for different problems. One of them was for migraines. Faye was a non believer, but her migraine got so bad she said she would try anything. I had a bottle of Gatorade in the fridge and poured her a glass. Within 6 minutes, she said the pain was gone and she couldn't believe it. I've told many people at the Vista courthouse to try it and they all told me they couldn't believe how well it worked! Try it an pay it forward...it really works!

Does anyone have a "remedy" for forkush and Chilcoot? Please share it with the rest of us, we are tired of their know-it-all lunacy.

Chilcoot is the only member I have on ignore - I still tolerate Forky because if I ignore him, he will just change names again.

YES. Don't read their posts. You DO have a choice you know.

Thread hijacked in record time, I see. Can we enjoy someone's original posting without dumping needlessly on our fellow LVA members?

Okay, enough playing Miss Manners. And if I may add to the list:

8. In order to remove an unsightly stain on your shirt, just splatter on several more stains. People will be too busy figuring out if they're just the shirt's original pattern or trying to connect all the dots.

Dr. I just block them & that is why I don't post too much anymore because of all the crap & know it all comments from them.

>>HAHA